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Skelodwarf

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Surplus
« on: March 21, 2009, 03:53:30 pm »

Well, deciding that my dining hall needed the BEST of everything...

I have decided to outfit it in masterwork statues...



Now what do I do with the 60 Exceptional Statues I have.

Can I sell them to caravans?
« Last Edit: March 21, 2009, 03:57:10 pm by Skelodwarf »
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The_Rabbit

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 04:00:48 pm »

You could start a historically-themed megaproject.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terracotta_Army
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Re: Surplus
« Reply #2 on: March 21, 2009, 04:08:41 pm »

They're heavy and not particularly valuable, so I'd say just chuck 'em, or scatter them around the fortress in out-of-the-way corners. If you have undug space to the sides of your main passageways, you could dig little alcoves out and put statues into them.
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LegacyCWAL

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #3 on: March 21, 2009, 06:05:35 pm »

You can also use them to narrow wagon access down to a single, easily-defended route.
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Re: Surplus
« Reply #4 on: March 21, 2009, 06:22:48 pm »

I stick one in each persons bedroom. They'll be thrilled.

Skelodwarf

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #5 on: March 21, 2009, 06:45:35 pm »

LEGACY, THOU ART A GENIUS SENT TO ME BY ARMOKS GRACE!

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Foa

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #6 on: March 21, 2009, 06:48:00 pm »

I have an idea.

Okay, step on the Plates and the statues release many beasts.

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #7 on: March 21, 2009, 06:51:43 pm »

You can also use them to narrow wagon access down to a single, easily-defended route.

And entertain all the statue bashing goblins?
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Skelodwarf

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #8 on: March 21, 2009, 07:14:13 pm »

Ivefan, you are correct. It will distract megabeasts and the such, saving my fortress from sure destruction!
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Re: Surplus
« Reply #9 on: March 22, 2009, 12:04:55 am »

I have an idea.

Okay, step on the Plates and the statues release many beasts.



I think I'm going to have to shamelessly copy this in a future project, because that is an awesome idea.
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Re: Surplus
« Reply #10 on: March 22, 2009, 12:27:08 am »

I have an idea.

Okay, step on the Plates and the statues release many beasts.



I think I'm going to have to shamelessly copy this in a future project, because that is an awesome idea.
Okay, I just want to further the Dwarven might, one overseer at a time.

Oh, and if any wants to know how to use a catapult to rid a section of river of any aquatic threats, please post a reply.

EDIT: And here is a disclaimer, that image was made with DFPaint, and cropped with Paint, you can tell by the two foolish mistakes I made, in it's productions.

EDIT II: I have many ideas and plans that are dubious in functionality ( as in not tested ) , but are theorized to have a high probably of actually functioning.

Spoiler: Underwater Catapults (click to show/hide)
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« Reply #11 on: March 22, 2009, 01:40:38 pm »

LEGACY, THOU ART A GENIUS SENT TO ME BY ARMOKS GRACE!

Mind if I sig that? ;D
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Skelodwarf

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #12 on: March 22, 2009, 01:56:50 pm »

Not at all.
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LegacyCWAL

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #13 on: March 22, 2009, 02:09:17 pm »

Many thanks ;D
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Skelodwarf

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Re: Surplus
« Reply #14 on: March 22, 2009, 02:27:33 pm »

Actually, you can only continue to use it if you go join my community fortress Brokensquare. Do it now, Lulz will ensue at this rate.
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