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Author Topic: Popular Dwarven Literature!  (Read 7711 times)

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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #30 on: March 22, 2009, 03:31:34 pm »
Rangers' Apprentices, a stunning novel of famous Rangers, and their apprentices, getting raped by wolves.

+Warhammer+, a popular tabletop game for dwarves.
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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #31 on: March 22, 2009, 03:40:04 pm »
Quote from: Zona on March 22, 2009, 02:53:26 pm
Koom Valley: A History By Urist McPratchett.
I should have thought of that one.
A guide to Thud! the popular stratagy game.
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Quote from: Little on January 23, 2010, 11:38:18 pm
but Baron Aqizzar had the firm advantage, battering Cthulhu with his Mighty Chin.
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« Reply #32 on: March 22, 2009, 03:47:59 pm »
Are You There, Armok? It's Me, Urist
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Quote from: Pruvan on March 15, 2009, 09:59:37 pm
Dwarf Fortress: The only game you can play without even unpausing.

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« Reply #33 on: March 22, 2009, 04:29:15 pm »
The Illustrated Guide to Invisible Runes

 "At times the customer may ask 'How do I know you've given me a good value for my money?' Worry not! Rember to point out 'If you can't see 'em, you know you've got proper invisible runes.' "
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Quote from: KodKod on April 19, 2012, 12:56:45 pm
Those lucky dwarves, despite the risk of being stabbed, shots, poisoned, eaten, mauled, enslaved, eviscerated or involved in accidents... at least they don’t have to worry about immediate dangers like the heat death of the universe.

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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #34 on: March 22, 2009, 04:32:04 pm »
Horror Stories to Tell In The Dark
Spooky tales of Carp, Giant Cave Spiders, Unicorns and more ghastly creatures...
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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #35 on: March 22, 2009, 08:26:56 pm »
Quote from: Frelock on March 22, 2009, 01:55:17 am
A Portrait of the Miner as a Young Dwarf (meh, not great, but ok)
Like this one a lot; and "Lord of the ≡Dolomite Ring≡", and "Elves in the Walls" (think I'll have to read this one again, soon).

The Schist block Roads to Freedom trilogy, including The Age of Reason (200-201) and Pig Iron Bars in the Soul.
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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #36 on: March 22, 2009, 08:30:00 pm »
Urist and Sibrek, a dwarf tragedy of two dwarves who fall in love, even though their families are grudged against each other. They go stark raving mad from that, and jump off a 15 z level tower.

The Dwarf, a epic adventure of a dwarf in his quest to defeat a megabeast.
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« Reply #37 on: March 22, 2009, 08:59:13 pm »
Digger's Digest proudly presents the bi-annual sci-fi releases:
I, Colossus. Tales of a friendly mute bronze colossus living amongst dwarves.
Longland Green. A distopic tale of a fort where dwarves were overpopulated... and too hungry.
Dwarvenheit 10419. Urist Herbert's view on a mountainhome riddled with unnecessary mandates.
Stainless Steel Kobold. A kobold thief living amongst the dwarves, hidden from all authority, till one day the Hammerer recruits him!
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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #38 on: March 22, 2009, 09:06:51 pm »
Quote from: Loki on March 22, 2009, 03:47:59 pm
Are You There, Armok? It's Me, Urist
LMAO

Urist got a fell mood today. I'm so jeleous

I'ld like a series of pulp novels.
Cog Savage: Dwarf of Bronze
The Broken Crossbow by Likot Lastast
Choose your own Adventure: Dwarven Mining Fortress (vol MCCCXI)
Tales of Forbidden Passion:The Elven concubine of Mikot Bembil by Doduk Minkot
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.

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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #39 on: March 22, 2009, 10:19:41 pm »
Kitten Tallow Biscuits for the Soul
The Metamorphicschist
The Elforcist
Have Pebbles, Will Travel
Magma Margin
Urist's Adventures Through the -Green Glass Window-
A Winter's Ta-Spring has Arrived!
Armok's guide to Mechanism Maintence
The Dwarvin' Awards
Urist Andronicus, Cook, Has Entered a Fell Mood!
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--There: Indicates location or state of being.
"The ale barrel is over there. There is a dwarf in it."
--Their: Indicates possession.
"Their beer has a dwarf in it. It must taste terrible.
--They're: A contraction of the words "they are".
"They're going to pull the dwarf out of the barrel."

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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #40 on: March 22, 2009, 11:03:22 pm »
Titan Shrugged, a treatise favoring the adoption of the Dwarven Economy
Glass, a shiny tale of survival in the magma infested desert, by Urist Herbert.
History of the World, a popular pamphlet.
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"Whatever happens, we have got the ballista and they have not."

Quote from: Tiler on March 23, 2009, 05:30:11 pm
The dwarven economy is just a stand-in, from what I understand. As it is, it represents an actual economic system about as well as poison ivy represents a salad.

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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #41 on: March 23, 2009, 02:57:27 am »
Roofing over the sky, and other fun family activities.

Praise the miners! How to prepare for the worst.

Learning to breath while underwater, Elf merchant Edition.

The Biography of Urist McAwsome: How I killed the Elf king with a Pig Tail sock.

When you wake up in the morning, consider torture: Priests wisdom revealed!

Everburning Iron Bin uses for the common Dwarf.

So you've burst into flames, heres what to do.

The Kitten that Doomed a Fortress.

So you want to be a Soapmaker.




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Quote from: Raphite1 on April 14, 2009, 09:40:33 pm
"Yeah. My plan was to drop some kittens into the siege, and have my dwarves freefall into battle, landing on top of the kittens. The plan was kinda dumb though because the kittens were standing on grates, and the goblins killed them with arrows just as I was releasing the freefalling dwarves. So the dwarves weren't able to land on kittens and just fell and died."

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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #42 on: March 23, 2009, 02:58:51 am »
Adventures of Urist McGuyver, How to turn Blocks of Soap into Murderous Deathtraps!
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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #43 on: March 23, 2009, 08:59:03 am »
The Obsidian Tower: The Goblin in black fled across the desert, and the Marksdwarf followed.
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Re: Popular Dwarven Literature!
« Reply #44 on: March 23, 2009, 10:43:54 am »
A Dwarven Proposal A leaflet advocating the butchering of soapmakers and other Haulers, in order to save space in low income housing, feed the populace and previde fine materials for consort's leather mittens.
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Quote from: Greiger on June 14, 2010, 09:16:28 am
That's what DF needs, The gutbuster brigade.  Screw that elf and his cat. Thibbledorf Pwent is the real hero.
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