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[LegoLord]

Goblin Quest as a tribute to Jim C. Hines would be cool.

[Skid]

How To Shorten A Human

[Kel the Oblivious]

A Tantrum of Two Fortresses

[Sam Harrison]

To Serve Dwarf. Found on the elves' bodies, no doubt.

[inaluct]

Blood on The Snow: Annals of Glaciertowers the Bloody Glacier of Buttering

[Zorgn]

Dealing with Dissidents

[Frelock]

Artifact Making for Dummies (A reference for the rest of us)
Treasure Mountain (redundant, is it not?)
The Adventures of Prickleberry Finn (not found in many libraries for it's use of the beardist word *CENSORED*)
Of Mice and Cave Spiders (delicious recipes included)
A Portrait of the Miner as a Young Dwarf (meh, not great, but ok)
War and Not-war, but Still With Ambushes and Sieges (one of the longest books known to dwarfkind)
Urist's Game(A wonderful sci-fi book, though with nonsensical things such as floating ships)
The Black Bolt ("I had four blak bolts under my belt... Four for the nomber of ill menne, that have oppressid me now and then... A blak arrow in each blak heart.")

[Goldsie]

2 Weddings and 31 funerals

As they celebrated the wedding of their peers, nobody bothered to check if the magma had been turned off, they partied on, oblivious to the echoing screams and flaming loved ones surrounding them.

[Eldin]

Elf  by Urist Stoker (Horror story with a revolutionary invention, Sea Wagons!)

Dwarfien 100070 (A story of how the hippie elves deface masterful engravings)

Moby BoatMurderer (Drawing upon a similiary invention as Elf, and it's use in the war on whales.)

'T'raveler's Guide to the Galaxy(An Adventurerer's Guide to the Everlasting Planes, containing pricles tips such as always knowing where your sock is, and that 42 bolts can take down most anything)

A Clockwork Sunberry (Contains great tips regarding elves.)

Uristson Crusoe (A timeless story of One Dwarf Against a World.)

[Aldaris]

Strike The Earth! A collection of myths and legends regarding the founding of todays mountainhomes.

[InsanityPrelude]

The Complete Idiot's Guide to Megaprojects
50 Best Cat Recipes (I never have the heart to kill them.  I trade them to the humans.)

[Im_Sparks]

Dungeons & Dwarves, the popular role playing game.
The boy who cried elf(he gets hammered for failing in the end)
The holy bible(of Armok)
How to win Humans and influence nobles
201: A short odyssey
The Call of Fritzbalsululuzons
The Shadow Over BoatmurderedOK, ENOUGH LOVECR- wait.
The Elves in the Walls
At the Mountains of MadnessOK, DONE. (Don't need to change the name of that one)

[Zona]

Koom Valley: A History By Urist McPratchett.

[Fortis]

Lord of the ≡Dolomite Ring≡
Screw Pumps for Dummies.

[Omnidum]

Illustrated Science

Basically, a weekly magazine that tells about the DF future in-game. With pictures engraved on it, even.