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[Musluk]

Mostly Harmful comes next, I suppose.

[Zerox]

10 handy ways to break physical laws.

Dealing with mental instability-thirty handy ways to fall from the watchtower

Oh yeah, and I'm back, I guess.

[Urist McManiac]

The Goblin Tower - by Urist McKing
Mein Sock - by a dwarf with silly facial hair, calles Urist McHitler
The Silence of the Mountain Goats - by Urist McLecter
Urist, the Barbarian and Urist, the Destroyer by Urist E. Howard

[Zona]

Sweeney Urist- The Horrific tale of a dwarf who along with his partner captures and Shaves other dwarves.

[Musluk]

Spiderman, The In this new -and popular!- engrave-comic, Urist McLee defies all reality again, and pits the reader in an universe where a boy bitten by a radioactive Cave Spider producing Spider Silk; changing the world of industry ever since. Read his next stories involving PigTailMan in the Fort of Towers!

[Axe27]

The Cage

Excerpt from Text:
"How many  cats can fit in a cage?1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19........."

[Maggarg - Eater of chicke]

The lances of washing
A book about walls and anthills.
It menaces with spikes of plot.

[Axe27]

The Gift of the Elves

[Mondark]

How to kill a mocking Elf

By the way, Zona, I love your avatar.  Soul Music is probably my favorite book in the series.

[bunsoth datannil]

after reading of

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a battle between Tibetan and Mongol armies, which resulted in the ‘stone enclosure of the ears’ (Tib. Rna ba’i lhas) I must have my book "Of War and The Stink of Ears"

from: The biography of the great Dwarven General Datannil "Alnis & Rirrithog."

the entry for the battle of "Uvelstul's Olil" which occurred in 1044 and started of the third war over"dakr¡t"

On that day appeared five "ginet" of "romekrir dakevon," out of the "mothramfotthor" and marched toward the "onolbom." They met four "ginet" of the "onolnirmek" at the "nadaktun."  there the "onolnirmek" defeated the "romekrir" and having struck down them they fell upon the many "shusugmunsog" took from them the right "rir" of the "romekrir." having taken up the "mokezmunsog" as prisoner, the "rir" began to "rithog." After they had exposed them to the sun , they put them in "riretost lammosus" where the "rithog" disappeared.

for some translation:

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 On that day appeared five "ginet" [squads] of "romekrir dakevon," [elves] out of the "mothramfotthor" [forest] and marched toward the "onolbom." [city] They met four "ginet" [squads] of the "onolnirmek" [dwarfs] at the "nadaktun."[gate] There the "onolnirmek" [dwarfs] defeated the "romekrir" [elves] and having struck down them they fell upon the many "shusugmunsog" [dead] took from them the "dexrir" [right ear] of the "romekrir." [elves] Having taken up the "mokezmunsog" [caged] as prisoner, the "rir" [ears] began "rithog." [stinking] After they had exposed them to the sun, they put them in
"riretost lammosus" [ear containing stone room] where the "rithog" [stink] disappeared.

[raptor]

On the Acquisition of Iron by the Force of Arms by Urist Von Clausewitz
The Art of Acquiring Iron by Urist Tzu

[bunsoth datannil]

On the Acquisition of Iron by the Force of Arms by Urist Von Clausewitz
The Art of Acquiring Iron by Urist Tzu

"War is a continuation of mining by other means"
"The worst of all conditions in which a belligerent can find himself is to be encased"
"Boatmurdered was the name of one those badly drawn fortresses resembling a fool with his nose too close to the wall"
A general who allows himself to be decisively defeated in an extended mountain position deserves to be court-martialled.

"Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across" then remove it when he is half way there.

"And therefore those skilled in war bring the enemy to the field of battle and are not brought there by him."
from which i take "build for them a killing-field and they will run to the slaughter"

[betamax]

Breakfast at Urist's

[DI7789]

The Boatmurdered Tales by Snodub Chaucer

[Zona]

A Tale of Two  Mountainhomes. By Urist McDickens
(Sorry if its been done, Didnt see it well looking through quick)

How to kill a mocking Elf

By the way, Zona, I love your avatar.  Soul Music is probably my favorite book in the series.

Why thank you, Well I must admit Hogfather is my personal favorit Soul Music gives you Death in a very badass pose 
Who am I kidding, There all good!