Oh, wait, I have to...
Crud.
This will happen today! When I'm in the mood for it, anyway. God damn you webcomics!
Done, done and done. Also, cookies! Er, rolls.
Aussie - i go to the 0 to kill the lawyer minotaur with my crossbow
(6) RAEG! You hijack Cheetars war bear and charge into the cave, where you say in your best intimidating voice: "PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM, LAWYER SCUM, FOR I AM YOUR FATHER!" (event: 6) All lawyers and related people fall unconscious. You shoot at the decoration. It falls on you.
Unfortunately, gold objects are heavy. (damage: 3) You see stars but don't pass out. You do not package the gold trinket either.
Cheetar - I shall threaten the jury with death by bear if they do not agree with Nuke.
(1) Just as you wanted to mount your bear and ride into the cave Aussie pushes you aside. You land on a rather thorny plant. (4) Aside from the fact that you're riddled with spikes you're OK.
Zasit - I travel to the cave, also if I get an oportunity, i fill my waterskin.
(6) So, you first travel to the cave and then fill your waterskin from the resident magma pool (common sense: 2) Your waterskin burns up. You did not get into the magma but that could happen anytime.
Nuke - I shall do legal battle with the Minotaur.
(6) Unconsciousness? Heresy! Commence the trial of the DREAMS! Winner takes all, from the loser.
LP: 2000
Shoruke - I apply medicines to myself (obviously the components for medicine can be found in the wilderness) and walk to the cave.
(2) Elves! Elves! ELVES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
EJ - Side as best I can with Nuke.
(4) You are seeing Nuke, face-to-face with a fire sumo minotaur lawyer, in the court of the dreams. You are also inside.
You get your statement ready.
Inaluct - I argue in favor of the minotaur.
(5) You, too, find yourself in the court of the dreams.
ROLL TO REGENERATE!
Zasit - (2) Nothing.
Shoruke - (6) Your nightmare abruptly ends.
Status - You're finally out of that deathtrap.
Map -
^ X O " "
" " " S "
- - P - -
^%%%%
^ ^ %%%
You're at X and need to go to O. One tile per turn.
EJ, Nuke, Aussie, Zasit and Inaluct are at the cave. Shoruke is at S. The rest is at X.
The Court Of The Dreams
Prosecutor: Nuke (3) Your argument sounds weak and hollow. You are, obviously, still under shock. Or something.
PWitness: EJ (6) Seeing that Nuke can't argue for his life you take up his mantle and present an irresistible ultimatum! +2000 LP
Defendant: Minotaur (1) He is completely under shock and spurts some completely irrelevant line. His LP halved. It's now 1000.
DWitness: Inaluct (6) Inaluct manages to save the ship, or what's left of it. Metaphorically. They're still in. +300 LP
I got no time left, so statuses will be elusive for a while. Go figure it out for yourself.
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