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[cerapa]

We can just throw a bucket of water at the thing. Poof! Instant obsidian wall.

I will propably load up the cannon with water and fire it at the magma if it gets ready.

[Katsuun]

Right, rolls this afternoon.

[Katsuun]

Here we go:

Cheetar:

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I try and wall off the magma using any materials nearby.

[4]You watch as Shoruke runs past screaming, then without hesitation, you grab a near-by block of granite and plug it into the wall in front of the door. Just as the magma ignites the door, you give the block a mighty shove and force it into the wall! You have saved the fortress! (Magmaflood ends)

Zaist:

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I run as far away as possible from magma

[5]You run, arms faliling about you as you ntoice the magma seeping from the wall. You run down into the dwarves former mine shaft and trip over a pebble! Sprawled on the ground, you check yourself to see that you are ok. But to your astonishment, a stone has lodged itself into your waterskin! Its now perfectly fixed. (Waterskin repaired, useful again.)

Nuke:

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Actively resist, me thinks.

[5!]You struggle to keep yourself sane as your vision turns purple and orange. With a burst of willpower, you manage to break free of the drugs control. You stagger about as you try to recover. Then, you accidentaly kick the most epic drug plant INTO your wine batch. And to your astonishment, it works! You have made Psycestrawberry Wine! (This wine is worth quite a bit and provides boosts to rolls. However, it can only be bought, not bartered for, unless Nuke desires otherwise, since he made it).

inaluct:

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I attempt to resist. My character's magma senses (pyromaniac) are tingling bad. Something's up. He needs to get out.

[1!]
(Random Action:Fire Catapult)
You attempt to rouse yourself, vaugely sensing heat in the vicinity. However, in his sucessful creation of Psycestrawberry Wine, some splashed into your mouth! You are now even more high, and seek a catapult to fire stones with. You fire a stone at a near-by camel and piss it off, and it charges you! And you still are high! (Action next turn is random unless you resist, are in combat with Camel next turn).

Emperor:

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I set out for the cave, fuck everyone else, I feel invincible with my Addy Anvil!
I use the Anvil as a weapon btw.

[3]You charge out of the fortress and go up north, seeking a challenge for your new epic anvil. However, you have NO freaking idea where the cave was, having not stopped to ask for directions first. As a result, you dumbly charge into a human outpost, where three macemen don't take too kindly to your presence. (You are now in combat with three human macemen, next turn).

Aussie:

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i find a whole new crossbow. that works!!!

[2]You search through the fortress, in desperation for a new crossbow. Suddenly, a light shines upon you, as a crossbow in the hands of a certain Kel, who apparently lost himself in a corner and died, is apparent. Almost in tears, you apporoach with intent to take the crossbow... and step onto a PRESSURE PLATE, releasing the floor Kel was on and sending him and his crossbow into the bottomless pit that is apparently your mortal enemy. You cry.

Flintus:

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I am gona attempt to heal my injuries.

[1!]You try to patch yourself up, despite the fact that you didn't sustain much injury at all. However, you havent the first clue on how to care for yourself, and actually make things worse by cutting off your right pinky! You feel faint with pain, and feel like collapsing. (No right pinky, will faint next turn unless you fight it.)

cerapa:

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We can just throw a bucket of water at the thing. Poof! Instant obsidian wall.

I will propably load up the cannon with water and fire it at the magma if it gets ready.

[1!]
10/12
You try to fix your magma cannon to shoot water as well. However, the machine wasn't designed to handle water, and rejects it, spitting it all over your face. You get pissed off and hurl it at the wall. You break part of it! (-5 progress)
5/12

Shoruke:

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"HOLY SHIT ARMOK HELP ME"

I flee, closing the door behind me.

[2]You try to run screaming from the magma you have unleashed. You run, but trip and miss the door, hurtling past Cheetar and falling, embarrased. Nothing happens.

Errol:

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I search for interesting levers to pull.

[1!]Still feeling hyper from the drug rush you just suffered, you are on the look out for more levers to pull. You find one, sitting next to the Dwarves aqueduct. You figure it couldn't hurt... that dwarves wouldn't be dumb enough to put an important lever out in the open... you hear a clicking noise from within the fortress. Walking down, you see you have opened the hatch that sealed off a failed well attempt. WATER is now flooding the fortress. (Waters faster, so it will flood in three turns)

Overall Status:

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-Mission still Active.
-Magma Flood stopped.
-WATER flood has begun. (Three turns to save the new dark fortress!)
-An elven caravan has beenr reported in the vicinity...

[Shoruke]

I'm going to go find a pickaxe and channel into the newly-magma-flooded chamber from above. Then I'll be a little bit closer to my aspirations to actually make stuff.

[AussieGuy]

okay.... i turn my hand into a crossbow!!!

this bloody crossbow will work!!!

[Zasit Alebath]

I fill my waterskin and follow emperor

[inaluct]

OH GOD A CAMEL HELP HELP

I attempt to resist and light the camel on fire.

[Cheeetar]

I attempt to redirect the water so it instead flows ontop of the magma.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Smash the macemen with my anvil.

DO NOT THROW MY ANVIL

[Flintus10]

 

I try not to faint.

[Errol]

I go out and make a wood craft. For the elves to enjoy.

[NUKE9.13]

Sweet. I will keep the [Currency_required] tag on the wine, and try to attract customers.

[Katsuun]

Zaist posts then we roll.

[Zasit Alebath]

Well i posted... But once again: i fill my waterskin and follow  emperor

[Katsuun]

Crap, my bad. Cerapa posts, then we roll.