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[AussieGuy]

danm it.

i'll try to fix my danm crossbow into A SUPER POWERFUL FLOWERY CROSSBOW OF DEATH

[Katsuun]

Mkay, rolling. Since only two wanted to set out, no one sets out yet this turn.

Cheetar:

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If not, I shall start gathering materials to trade with.

[4]You sift through the various stockpiles, and are able to scrounge up some rock crafts and mugs! (1 rock idol, 1 rock mug added)

Zaist:

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i search for a butcher shop, and slaughter a couple of animals if available. no point in going on a mission without basic provisions

[3]You find a butchers shop next to the food stockpiles. However, much to your chagrin, you remember how your squad massacred all the animals from earlier, and all you find are several rotten mandrill corpses, none of which are processable.

Nuke:

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I think my next action should be obvious.
I take some of Errol's plant.
Then I take the strawberries.
Then I brew them into a strawberry-flavoured drug. Mmm, psychedelic!

After a slow first hour, Urist realised that he needed something more potent to attract customers. He had some strawberries, now he needed something extra, something to give it some fiz. As it happened, he spotted Errol walking along, spaced out of this world, and deduced that the purple plant was the cause. He went out to get some more, and then set to work brewing it with the strawberries.
Whilst the mixture simmered, he spread the good word of his fine tavern.

[1!]Seeing what has happened to Errol, you follow in his stead in trying to harvest some of his plant for PSYCHEDELIC WINE!!! You pull a few of the plants from the ground and proceed to brew them into a wine. However, your lack of inexperience has made you forget that even handling the drug triggers the psychedelic experience, and as a result, you suffer the drug as well! (Again, if you don't fight the effect actively, your action next turn will be randomized)

inaluct:

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Otherwise, I go to the bar.

[6!]You go to the bar for a drink. Nuke seems to be gone at the moment, so you leave your payment on the counter and take a swill of ale. It's so good you keep on drinking it. Then, you notice Nuke staggering over to you with an odd look, gesturing with an unusual purple plant in his hand at your ale. Curious, you take the plant, grind it into your ale, and take a swig. Needless to say, you feel the effects of insanity washing over you... (Actively resist or go insane next turn).

Emperor:

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I try to find an anvil.

[5]You sift through the stockpile, on the look out for anvils. You notice a dim glow in a corner and decide to check it out. To your immense astonishment, it seems the dwarves here made an admanatine anvil! You bask in its presence before taking it with you. (Adamantine adds +1 to any roll made with whatever its being used in)

Aussie:

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i'll try to fix my danm crossbow into A SUPER POWERFUL FLOWERY CROSSBOW OF DEATH

[2]You try to make your crossbow whole again. Unfortunately, you still haven't the slightest clue on how to work with the bone its made of, so you fail to make anything.

Flintus:

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I use all of my willpower to regain conciousness.

[3]You put all your effort into remaining conscious, and you succeed, through barely. However, the roof collapse still left you with an extreme pain in your head, and you find it hard to focus on anything. (-1 to roll next turn)

cerapa:

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Could I build a mechanical magma thrower?

0/12.
[5]You decide to attempt the extremely complex and time-consuming task of constructing a MAGMA cannon. You are able to successfully work out the frame, but you still have to calibrate and heat-proof the gun. For the time being, its still in production.
10/12

Shrouke:

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I'm getting the vibe that we're not going anywhere for a short while, so I try to repair the magma smelter.

[1!]You try to repair the smelter. You successfully set up the structure, however, you can't find any stone so you have to use wood. You notice a strange outlet in the wall... it looks ramshackle, and hastily constructed. Your curiosity is perked, and you decide to remove the wall. Bad choice. Turns out that the dwarves had dug the magma channel incorrectly, and plugged it up with this wall. There is now magma flowing into the fortress!!! (Magma will flood fortress in 5 turns)

Errol:

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I enjoy the trip.

(The drug has made you go insane...)
(You pull a lever!)
[3]In your psychedelic outburst, you decide to pull a foreboding lever that was next to the dwarves entrance hall. Upon pulling the lever, you get doused by water from above! You are still in a psychedelic state, but it seems to be wearing off... (You have control again next turn)

Overall Status:

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-Still on mission.
-The fortress is MAGMA FLOODING (Will flood in five turns.)

[NUKE9.13]

Shit dawg, I'm trippin here.
Actively resist, me thinks.

[cerapa]

Everyone is high, breaking stuff and the fortress is flooding with magma. This is freaking awesome!

And on a related note. Woohoo, ammo! I hope it gets ready next turn.

[Zasit Alebath]

I run as far away as possible from magma

[Shoruke]

"HOLY SHIT ARMOK HELP ME"

I flee, closing the door behind me.

...There IS a door, right? Right?

[Katsuun]

Yes.

[2] However, it is made of wood.

[cerapa]

Yes.

[2] However, it is made of wood.

DF physics to the rescue! The door will hold.

[Katsuun]

Or will it...? 

[Errol]

I search for interesting levers to pull. He he he.

[AussieGuy]

screw the crossbow,

i find a whole new crossbow. that works!!!

[inaluct]

I attempt to resist. My character's magma senses (pyromaniac) are tingling bad. Something's up. He needs to get out.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Fuck yes. An ADDY ANVIL! WOOO

Well.

I set out for the cave, fuck everyone else, I feel invincible with my Addy Anvil!

I use the Anvil as a weapon btw.

[Cheeetar]

I try and wall off the magma using any materials nearby.

[Flintus10]

I am gona attempt to heal my injuries.