Aussie - Search for ranged weapon.
(6) You carefully examine every inch of the ...thing for a ranged weapon or ranged weapon look-alike. You find three ballista parts. A box in the victinity reads: "Build your very own ballista!" But then the ground beneath your feet starts moving fastly! (5) You manage to keep your footing.
Inaluct - Attempt to heal the arm.
(3) You examine your broken arm. You'd really like to heal it, but you don't know healing magic, and there appear to be no bandages here. So you decide to rest a bit instead, perhaps it regerates. Unfortunately, something disturbs your rest... (1) You are flung across the room into a wall! (6) The impact actually shifted the arm into the optimal position for regenation!
Cheetar - Practise riding the war bear for damage bonuses!
(1) You comically slip from your war bear on your first few attempts. You finally get up and let loose a triumphant howl, when you notice you're sitting the wrong way round! You attempt to turn around when the metal thing takes into the air, (1) making you fall down head-first. (5) No damage has been taken.
EJ - Play the board of instruments.
(1) You quickly speed towards the board with the intent of fiddling around with it, and simply decide to type with your fists. An device shuts down, which happens to have been the autopilot. (6) Blessed with excellent reflexes, you quickly jump away and throw yourself to the ground, which proves to be useful in preventing damage.
Zasit - Take a quick nap.
(4) You lean against a wall and take a nap, however Nuke dares to disturb your sleep. You attack Nuke!
Nuke - Flip the fuck out.
(1) NUKE9.13, Brewer, is throwing a tantrum! However Zasit, disturbed in his nap, gives you a smack from the hilt of his spear. (6) His spear gets a crack, and Nuke wrestles the spear out of Zasits hands with the intent of clobbering him! (3+1=4) Zasit is protected thanks to his armor. Then, both of you dive towards the ground - the Deathtrap has started! (2)(6) While Zasit didn't take any damage, Nuke gets the spear in his face. (2-1=1) It was pointy side first, and Nuke now lacks an eye.
Shoruke - Push the 'Start' button and attempt to drive.
(2) You carefully inch a finger towards the red button, as if you were suspicious. You finally get around to pushing the button, and nothing happens. You relax, and the Deathtrap (that's its name!) takes into the air! You completely lose hold of the controls and fall backwards, (3) causing pain but you aren't hurt.
ROLL TO REGENERATE!
Inaluct - (4+1) Your left leg is no longer broken. You shouldn't use it as much for now though.
EJ - (1) Thanks to your acrobatics, your foot becomes unusable for now. The arm isn't looking great either.
Status - The Deathtrap has taken into the air, and thanks to EJ, you'll have to steer it manually.
Map -
^ " O " "
" " " " "
- - X - -
^%%%%
^^%%%
You're at X and need to go to O and, subsequently, land. The Deathtrap can move up to 2 squares/turn.
You have -1 to steering the deathtrap, because you a) never saw such a thing before and b) cuz' it's damn fast.
It is, thankfully, moving roughly north ATM.
Statuses
Aussieguy
Inventory
Copper Crossbow (-1 melee damage)
30 Bone Bolts (-1 ranged damage)
Three ballista parts
Skills
Crossbowgoblin
Bowyer
Dabbling Wizard
Dabbling Comedian
Dabbling Judge of Intent
Dabbling Liar
Dabbling Intimidator
Injury
inaluct
Inventory
Makeshift Torch (Fire, -2 damage)
Kitten (Pet)
Copper Mace (statistical damage malus)
Skills
Wood Burner
Furnace Operator
Macegoblin
Injury
Left arm was broken (roll to see whether it breaks again on use)
Slight Pain
Cheeetar
Inventory
Worn elven whip (-1 attack rolls)
New elven whip
War Brown Bear (Companion, +1 damage)
Seven bins of rope reed cloth
Rock Idol
Rock Mug
Skills
Animal Caretaker
Animal Trainer
Lasher
Dabbling Mason
Dabbling Miner
Emperor_Jonathan
Inventory
Iron Pick (pierces!)
Bronze Mace
Adamantine Anvil(additional +1 to forging rolls, +1 to whatever action you want to do with it)
Skills
Miner
Anvil User
Injury
Right Foot, Broken & Unusable (can't use right foot, duh, using it would cause massive pain)
Left Arm, Broken (-1 to use that arm)
Serious Pain
NUKE9.13
Inventory
Copper Pick (-1 damage, pierces!)
2 Plump Helmets
Goblin Law Book
Skills
Miner
Brewer
Novice Liar
Novice Negotiator
Injury
No left eye (-1 to spot stuff coming from left, might impair other vision)
Serious Pain (can't concentrate)
Zasit
Inventory
Masterwork Iron Armor (+1 def rolls)
Steel Spear (+1 attack rolls, and it pierces)
Worn Food (Useless)
Dog Leather Waterskin (Empty)
Ear Cutting Knife (-1 to damage, +1 to cutting ears)
Skills
Butchery
Animal dissection
Speargoblin
Injury
(none)
Shoruke
Inventory
Copper short sword (statistical damage malus)
Skills
Furnace Operator
Weaponsmith
Swordsgoblin
Novice Swimmer
Injury
Bruised ribs that hurt
Author
Topic: Yet ANOTHER RTD - Under New Managment. (Read 25997 times)