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[Skelodwarf]

Not just free dogs tragedies, but 31 of them!

Actually, 30 dogs, one tiger.

[scuba]

my poor training buddy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.........................................AND MY LEG!?!!!!! dam if only i had been there to help (stupid accident proness

i will train harder in his honor

[Skelodwarf]

Yeah, I don't know what to do with you story-wise now...

I shoulda just used the standard military...

But they were being slow!
And it was all like:

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[scuba]

hmmm........... can i be a master swordsdawrf? long sword if u can if not short ? that should make it interesting enough

[Volfram]

Do you still have considerably more dwarves than names?  If so...

Name: Blake
Job: Engraver/Bonecrafter.  Someone who'll produce plenty of maddening fortress decorations.

If he gets drafted: not allowed to use armor or weapons.

[RAM]

Can I make something out of Volfram's bones after they are eaten by an elf?

[Skelodwarf]

RAM, feel free.

Volfram, you can be one of my 2 legendary engravers. No idea what he's done, I'm too tired to check, but he just finished engraving a room full of exceptionals and masterpieces.

That room now makes up 72% of my Fort's worth. Or something like that.

(1 Artifact, 40 masterpiece statues, 320 masterpiece tables, 320 masterpiece chairs, Which is depressing, because only a quarter of the chairs/tables are done... *whimper*)

[RAM]

I don't know how, but someday you will have 321 dwarves looking for chairs, and then you are going to break...

[Volfram]

Volfram, you can be one of my 2 legendary engravers. No idea what he's done, I'm too tired to check, but he just finished engraving a room full of exceptionals and masterpieces.

That room now makes up 72% of my Fort's worth. Or something like that.

Awexome!

RAM, feel free.

Also awexome!

[Skelodwarf]

Well, thats only the Grand Dining Hall, (Actually a 321st chair for the King, but anyways). And the nobles don't really need tables as they have their own. Which they prefere, right?

I'll get to an update whenever something interesting happens, so don't expect one for a while.

I have 132 dwarves, where are my sieges!

[scuba]

stupid sieges r afraid of losing  they r afraid of another dragon attack ...if another one comes by catch it

[Helmaroc]

What's with all the murders? Is there a death spiral going on?

[scuba]

its the communists i tell ya

[Skelodwarf]

What murders?

We lost about 7 so far to goblins, and then I think 1 dwarf in a training incident, and another 3 in a beserk rage.

And a mule, due to an unavoidable RAGE.

11 isn't so bad, right?

Anyways, now that I have Legendary dining rooms, we never have to worry again, right?

[RAM]

There is one thing that the hall is missing, it needs one lever to rule them al, one lever that is bound to every bindable thing in the fort...

About ten from about 100, so, only 10%? Bah, harmless, decimation is overrated...

The hall, needs an interlocking sequence of magma and water features, so that they are perfectly timed to shoot alternating magma, water, and dwarves through channels, the trick is getting the timing just right. Keep it exciting, but don't let the different elements touch 'too' much...