((cue music “Journey of the Sorcerer))The Sapient Brain is a curious thing.
Across the endless Galaxy from all the different varieties of life that have given rise to that curious thing known as "intelligence" it is still little understood what strange spark gives rise to the endless creativity of sapient life in general. For the Species known as "Dwarf" The brains they have evolved seem exceptional attuned (or perhaps mistuned) for creative fits of madness that can even the simplest of minds to delve into utter insanity.Korvan[/i] toiled in his leather working shop, as one of the few with an affinity for skinning and crafting leather, he had been tasked by
Mr.Bean to turn out some desperately needed leather bags for the overfull storage areas. Backpacks too where needed and for the past few days
Korvan had been using up the small supply of leather to finnish his assigned tasks. Finally after using up the last bit of +Cow Leather+ he sighed in relief. no more Leather meant no more work, finally he could relax!
No more leather after all... Leather, no leather, none, none of it!
Needed leather though NeEd Leather LeaTHer Need NEEEDDDDDD- <snap>
""FEY DWARF EVERYONE OUT OF THE WAY FEY DWARF!!!"
ShadowDragon shouted as
Korvan Tore out of his workshop foaming at the mouth.
"What the bloody hell is going on in there!"
Mr.Bean[/i] demanded as a group of Dwarves gathered outside one of the workshop.
"Sir! It's
Korvan He's gone FEY! He's demanding Leather but, Sir, he just used it all up!"
Mr.Bean slapped his face.
"Ye gods! Never use up everything he should know that! Always have something left! What are we gonna do about dis?"
"Sir Sir! He's eyeing the cats!"
A sudden hush came over the assembled Dwarfs as a foaming mad
Korvan picked up one of the stray cats that lived among the Dwarves.
"Mew?" said the cat,
"Leather!" said
Korvan.
The next few moments where horrific and should not be recounted in any family friendly publication like
The Hitchhikers Guide But needless to say one brave feline gave it's life (horrifically) to Dwarf Society.
By the end of the day a small crowd had gathered around the workshop.
"It such a strange phenomena, I wish I had better equipment to study this!" Lintilla said as she stood above the others
"It gives me the creeps, did you see what he did to that Cat?" Arthur said a bit morosely
"Thats nothing Arthur, you should what the Vogans do once a year to the crabs they ship in from planet Vogsphere!" Ford said as together they watched the spectacle. As dawn rose the next day, an exhausted
Korvan[/i] finally finished his labors.
"Well at least the cat ended up given it's life for something truly,
Dwarfish, I guess the rest of the feline population can rest safe." Trillian said as the assembled went back to their dully appointed tasks. At the exact moment however, as if by the law of narrative causality, One of the few remaining kittens out on the valley hills had just discovered something...
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NEXT EPISODE!!!The fourth battle of TallLabore!
Plans for the new city finalized!
And... Something Sinister Approaches!