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[Hagadorn]

It would be my single goal in life to get a legendary health care dwarf with a yellow wound to his right leg.

And a hilarious American BRITISH Accent and a Hereditary Title for Wales...

Fixed.

You do know that Hugh Laurie is as British as the Queen?
(Other stuff)

Fixed.
He was also the prince of Wales in Black Adder.

[SirHoneyBadger]

It would be my single goal in life to get a legendary health care dwarf with a yellow wound to his right leg.

And a hilarious American BRITISH WELSH Accent.

Fuxed.

[ZergSpartan]

It would be my single goal in life to get a legendary health care dwarf with a yellow wound to his right leg.

TOO BAD THEY ALL DIED IN A HORRIBLE MAGMA ACCIDENT.

Dwarfed

[Hagadorn]

HA!

Game, Set and Match, ZergSpartan.

[SirHoneyBadger]

HA!

Game, Set and Match, ZergSpartan. <---magma getting poured on ZergSpartan.

[ZergSpartan]

HA!

Game, Set and Match, !!ZergSpartan!! <---magma getting poured on ZergSpartan.

If its not !! its not yet of FIRE!

[Zulaf]

Oh the horror of a trains derailment... the horror.

[Kel the Oblivious]

I really do look forward to health care becoming more then a random dwarf walking up and cramming food and water down the wounded's throat. I would be most pleased if I could make *Spider silk Bandage* and "This is a stack of ten pure alcohol" for disinfecting. Actually have a nurse/doctor profession added, turning the broken/gashed leg wounds from "Sit in bed for three or four years" To a few months or just short of a year.

[Porpoisepower]

My first exposure to Hugh Laurie, was in vacant alley in London. j/k

It was on the TV adaptation of Wooster and Jeeves(also starred Stephen Fry).
I also liked their sketch commedy show quite a bit.

[Argonnek]

I can imagine a dwarfy hospital: A magmafall powering an HFS magmawheel that is connected to an automatic amputation machine in a large room where the walls and floors are engraved with images of dwarfs burning.

[Sam Harrison]

Supposedly obsidian scalpels are superior to steel ones. I can see an obsidian making tank to fuel the scalpel industry in DF.

[soup_alex]

Jeeves and Wooster, you mean.

Also, I don't think that the Prince Regent has ever possessed anything that could be called a Welsh accent, despite being the Prince of Wales.

Also, being "as British as the Queen" ain't saying much. Technically, the Windsors are a British branch of the House of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha. Before the Saxe-Coburgs, the British Royal Family were from another German house, that of Hanover.
The British Royal Family haven't been "British", as such, for a very long time (although, then again, neither have many Britons been exclusively "British")

[Dkarrde]

Zaneg Bloodletting cancels Heart Surgery: Thirsty.
Urist Poorbastard has bled to death.

[Tyrius]

Zaneg Bloodletting cancels Heart Surgery: Thirsty.
Urist Poorbastard has bled to death.

Wow... Theme Hospital flashback...

Also, just because someone's the Prince of Wales doesn;t mean they're actually welsh, or spend any time there, etc etc.

[Footkerchief]

I really do look forward to health care becoming more then a random dwarf walking up and cramming food and water down the wounded's throat. I would be most pleased if I could make *Spider silk Bandage* and "This is a stack of ten pure alcohol" for disinfecting. Actually have a nurse/doctor profession added, turning the broken/gashed leg wounds from "Sit in bed for three or four years" To a few months or just short of a year.

For the next version, dwarves use soap for cleaning, not alcohol.  But you're basically getting your wish.  Along with bandages, Toady has also implemented splints, crutches, plaster casts, sutures (a.k.a. stitches), and traction benches.  There are also more specific medical skills and professions, along with a Chief Physician position that you can appoint a dwarf to.