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Author Topic: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH  (Read 4382 times)

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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #15 on: March 16, 2009, 11:30:19 pm »

Poking fun, hmm? Well then I shall post this for no apparent reason!

>Beam self up to enteprise and reduce the planet to glass with the main cannon.
As this is not a text adventure, you just stand there while the zombies close in.

Denied!
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Denial denied. Action did not happen as it was displayed as in a text game and this is not one.

Additionally, you are eaten by a Grue zombies.

Game over.
Denial denying denied. You were not making a game in a games thread and therefore none of this existed. Zombies claw out your eyes in order to drink your brain juice.

You die.

Game over.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #16 on: March 16, 2009, 11:38:39 pm »

Poking fun, hmm? Well then I shall post this for no apparent reason!

>Beam self up to enteprise and reduce the planet to glass with the main cannon.
As this is not a text adventure, you just stand there while the zombies close in.

Denied!
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Denial denied. Action did not happen as it was displayed as in a text game and this is not one.

Additionally, you are eaten by a Grue zombies.

Game over.
Denial denying denied. You were not making a game in a games thread and therefore none of this existed. Zombies claw out your eyes in order to drink your brain juice.

You die.

Game over.
Denial denying denial denying denial denied.

A zombie secretary stamps 'DENIED' on your forehead. All the zombies avoid you. You live a sad and lonely life in the newly zombified world, the only living human on the planet, until you die of old age or suicide.

Game over.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #17 on: March 16, 2009, 11:42:18 pm »

Wait... so I win because I survived the zombies... Right?
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #18 on: March 16, 2009, 11:47:06 pm »

No you didn't. Surviving means that the zombie threat is eliminated. You're at a standstill, so it's a tie at first, then you die so it's a loss.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #19 on: March 16, 2009, 11:50:22 pm »

But, I'm the last man left alive. No one else can come as close as I did. Therefore, I'm winner by default, or at least the closest to it.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #20 on: March 16, 2009, 11:51:04 pm »

But, I'm the last man left alive. No one else can come as close as I did. Therefore, I'm winner by default, or at least the closest to it.

Congratulations. If survival were a race, you didn't lose.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #21 on: March 16, 2009, 11:53:49 pm »

It's my greatest dream!
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #22 on: March 16, 2009, 11:54:39 pm »

It's my greatest dream!
Actually, because all the foot rotted, you also starved to death.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #23 on: March 16, 2009, 11:56:06 pm »

Not likely. I'd probably eat the flesh of the others, blending right into zombie society.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #24 on: March 16, 2009, 11:58:40 pm »

Not likely. I'd probably eat the flesh of the others, blending right into zombie society.
The only others left alive, as stated above, are the zombies. You eat them and become a zombie, thereby losing.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #25 on: March 17, 2009, 12:00:12 am »

Um... the dead others obviously. According to zombie design, zombies require flesh to survive. I'd only have to survive for about 30 days after the other survivors are eaten. Since I can easily raid stores and other food sources, I could possibly outlive them.
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« Reply #26 on: March 17, 2009, 12:02:55 am »

Um... the dead others obviously. According to zombie design, zombies require flesh to survive. I'd only have to survive for about 30 days after the other survivors are eaten. Since I can easily raid stores and other food sources, I could possibly outlive them.

You could raid stores except for the zombies crowded in front of them, crowds so thick  not even you with zombie immunity could shove through them.

Also, the dead survivors are infected even if it didn't cause resurrection.
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Re: ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE YEAH
« Reply #27 on: March 17, 2009, 12:04:35 am »

No, the ones that died from me eating them.

Also, zombies shop at grocery stores? Whoda thunkit?
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« Reply #28 on: March 17, 2009, 12:15:53 am »

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According to zombie design, zombies require flesh to survive.

Zombies engage in cannabilism in order to survive, eating the flesh of their fellow zeds. Since zeds live forever, they can survive being eaten. Further, it is possible zombies may learn how to domestic animals such as cows and cats, from which they can farm.

The result would be that the Zombies would be able to live prepetually. You will have to deal with the zombie threat...yourself.
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