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Skelodwarf

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And THIS:
« on: March 16, 2009, 12:20:18 am »

Is why I shouldn't get dorfy after midnight.

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Also: It's FREAKING HUGE.

Yes, that IS what she said.

*I swear, that "Also:" pun was unintentional. As was the layout. MY LORD IT WAS ALL A MISTAKE, SAVE ME*

Add a 11000100110101110011 To your message if you think I should keep it as is, and a 2 if you say I start over.

(It is housing on the left, middle class above and lower class below, and then the two big blocks are a barracks for the military and a dining/meeting hall. Then the *Cough head cough* far right is a workshop tree which will be designed to make as much stuff as quickly as possible, with the curved part being made by small stockpiled for logs, stones, ores, and bars for quick assembly. The actual stockpiles for finished items and furniture nonsense will probably be farther away.

The tiny disconnected thing is just something I forgot to remove from the previous plan.
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2009, 12:39:01 am »

No qualms with the design. Rock on.
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2009, 12:55:15 am »

Will do!
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2009, 01:05:28 am »

I think I know where you need to put a magma spout.
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2009, 08:02:52 am »

My last fortress' entrance looked a LOT more dickshaped during the digging phase, at one point. With balls and all.
I was happy to see it turned out totally non-dickey when it was finished. And I didnt even try to conceal it, I just added the missing areas.

I wouldnt have had a problem if it was intentional, I'm still planning to build a penis shaped tower some day (maybe with some highly pressurized water tricks) but subconsciously carving male genitalia into the mountain, that struck me as a bit odd.

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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #5 on: March 16, 2009, 08:12:46 am »

That's a tiny penis.
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #6 on: March 16, 2009, 09:09:05 am »

needs moar ballz!
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 09:33:18 am »

Erm..interesting design.  ;D
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #8 on: March 16, 2009, 09:36:43 am »

 And now to take this to a whole 'nother level of awfulness...

 That is a V-shaped valley.
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« Reply #9 on: March 16, 2009, 10:03:06 am »

"Naughty McDickensack cancels Rorschach-test: too freaked out." ?

"Dwarf Fortress: Overanalyzing your design choices on several (z) layers." ?

"Dwarf Fortress: Genitalia in ASCII - now with added logistic nightmares." ?

I know there is a proper joke in there somewhere, we just have to dick ...errr.... dig it out.

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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #10 on: March 16, 2009, 10:49:16 am »

 So, when are you going to stop prodding about and start digging into the valley?
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #11 on: March 16, 2009, 10:52:34 am »

Are those your digging designations for the stockpiles or are you just happy to see me?

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« Reply #12 on: March 16, 2009, 11:09:33 am »

Hehe, now do that but with a massive lake and major river pushing the water about...

...Watch the framerate crrrrrawwwwwwwl.
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #13 on: March 16, 2009, 04:04:12 pm »

Hey, that fort will spew lots of dwarves into that valley and create a beautiful map.
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Re: And THIS:
« Reply #14 on: March 16, 2009, 05:41:24 pm »

By Armok's... wait, wut?
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