After some more messing with the BIOS, and another new network card, my computer is seriously really fixed. Which is good.
Lots of sixes today, goody!
I put Shoruke down (he can defend himself now) and get to work repairing the ship.
| WELL FIRST OFF YOU JUST JUMP RIGHT OVER TO THE SHIP. THEN YOU TOTALLY
THROW SHORUKE IN THE AIR,
| take out some tools, spilling some of them over the deck in your haste, but whatever, then you TOTALLY
RUN AROUND LIKE CRAZY, welding, cutting, reconnecting, splinting, fusing, and rematerialising-from-thin-air
THE ENTIRE SHIP. Then you walk back to the deck, and catch shoruke.
| He looks a little surprised, but not hurt or anything. Anyway, put shoruke down behind his computer again, and then
GET BACK TO WORK. YOU CALL THIS A SHIP??? MY EYES BURN WHEN I SEE IT.
| Pumped with epicsixalyn, you consider all the upgrades and improvements you could make. Suddenly, it comes to you. You wonder if errol felt like this when he came up with 'It'... yes, it's brilliant...
YOU RUN AROUND LIKE CRAZY,
REPAINTING THE ENTIRE SHIP! MUCH BETTER.
The Morning Star has been completely (excessively) repaired. It has also been repainted a lovely shade of [Insert colour of choice]
I'll wander about the Morning Star until I find Errol, and then give him happy pills
| You think about happy pills. Hmmn... happy pills... can't remember seeing any...
FOR SOME REASON you grab errol's encyclopedia and look up happy pills.
HAPPY PILLS:
In the cyclops system, happy pills can be acquired from the labs of Darksun, made from the spices of Arquas 2. Ahah! To acquire happy pills, you must go to Darksun! Seeing as you need happy pills, you must go there!
You set course for Darksun.
| You vaguely remember something about helping errol, but you are too busy navigating. Well, you can tell someone else to do it... if you see anyone.
I magically heal/patch up my leg damage.
| You use 'It' to fix your leg.
| The pins are forced out of your leg by the enhanced healing. You are back to square zero of getting super legs, but your pain is
| all gone. It also smells of spring flowers.
I leave the ninja alone and repair the Morning Star with my magic.
| For some reason the presence of a ninja in a barrel of pickles does not worry you. Instead, you attempt to use your powers of darkness for good.
Just in time you realise the contradiction, and stop the spell.
I'll repair the ship
| Weeeel, the ship is already fixed, so you decide to heal people instead. First you clean and bandage your own wounds.
| It all looks much better. Then you go to heal cheeetar.
| He has little holes everywhere! And you don't have enough plasters to cover them all... you do have this large role of bandage.
Cheeetar has been mummified.
OOH! CAN I BE THE NINJA!?
Climb out of pickle barrel and attempt to stop being unhappy.
YES YOU CAN. For now. But it will be a first come first serve basis, anyone can action. Also, you are not a player and thus a few 6's or 1's will kill you.
| You climb out of the pickle barrel. Hearing Nirur Torir muttering something about happy pills, you decide to follow him. Ah, he's setting course to Darksun. Excellent...
WAIT NO SHIT SHIT SHIT.
You
| continue to avoid detection. Except for that black mage, but he's obviously a nutcase.
I will repair the ship more, and upgrade it.
| The ship being all repaired already, and the whole paint thing being a little too boring for you, you decide to cut off a few essential bits in order to improve them.
| Fortunately the bit you choose is a particularly tough piece of armour plating, which you spend a while trying to loosen. It's wobbling a little.
I accompany my minions in repairing the ship.
| As the ship has been repaired, you decide to throw a party with your MINIONS instead.
| You hold it in the previously unmentioned galley (In fact you may even think I said there wasn't one, but I was joking). There is cake and booze, and using your advanced understanding of everything,
| you manage to convert a bunch of wires and some old metal plates into a speaker, which you hook up to a record player you made from a paperclip and a glass of water.
But you don't have any music to play! Shock horror!
| The party is not sweet. Alas.
Summon value editor
| The value editor is disobeying your weird parental authority. Well, you understand, sort of. You can remember back when you were just a little algorithm, and how the big coders would never let you have fun... wait, what?
GASP.
THE VALUE EDITOR IS HACKING YOU.
| You quickly trace the signal, and teach the value editor a lesson. The value editor is sorry.
You then set up some firewall in your head.
You are headed towards Darksun, and will arrive at the end of the next turn. Anyone who wasn't on the Morning Star magically is again. Mind you, you can still get to it via katsuun's portal.
Cheeetar, you can choose a new colour scheme for the morning star.
Statuses:
Once again, totaly F***ed up. A mysteriously large explosion did major damage to the structure, and being hit by 'It' shortly thereafter didn't help at all. Digital's magics on top of that just made the GM cry for the caravel's inhabitants. 7 laser cannons. Captained by Grain_Trader_152. Engines disabled. Floating in space, connected to morning star with portal
Space sloop. Max crew 8. Basic cargo hold for 200 units of goods. 20 units of spice. Three basic laser cannons: Port, starboard, and front. Armour plating (+1 to damage rolls) (One armour plate loose). 'Long nine' plasma blaster (long range, -1 to enemy damage rolls)(Reinforced). Deluxe computer terminal: Linked to all other equipment.
'Alternative computer use'- A beginner's guide to hacking: on hard drive.
'Shoruke's value editor: On hard drive.
Mechanical components.
Very strong chest (blasted open). Contents: Nothing
Has a scrap-metal mechanised training dummy. (+1 to lightsaber training. Still won't become an expert using this, but you will become pretty good).
Going to Darksun. Arrival at end of next turn.
Inventory: 2 generator.
Skills: Value editor (and 3 bits). Novice (and 2 bits) defensive code user. Dabbling (and a bit) psychologist.
Damage: None
Notes: The status of computers is unclear. May or may not be concious. Upgraded (+1 to roles?). Human mind. Teenager attitude.
Inventory: Basic clothing, Round-lightsaber-shield with built in snack dispenser (cyan)(radioactive: roll to risk mutation (6 only), then roll to determine mutation nature) built in teleporter portal creator. Second orb (required for setting coordinates of destination for lightshield portal). Big thick book about wormhole use (read). 2 GOO MINIONS.
Skills: Dabbling(and 2 bits) computer user. Dabbling (and a 2 bits) lightsabereer. Novice logic-user. Dabbling thrower. Mechanic (and 3 bits). Dabbling (and a bit) matter-creator. Scientist. Dabbling grappler. Novice (and 3 bits) portaller. Mage (and 2 bits). Dabbling (and a bit) party-thrower
Injury: No left arm. Which begs the question how you do stuff like read a book :/ Ah, whatever.
Notes: You know how to modify/repair lightsabers. Energised. Grotesque head. Genius: +1 to intelligence based role, further +1 to sixes
Inventory: Basic clothing, lightsaber (yellow)
Skills: Dabbling lightsabereer. A tiny bit agile. Skilled (And a 6 bits) Mage. Dabbling (and a bit) sneaker. Flyer. Dabbling thief. Dabbling (and 2 bits) searcher. Novice (and a bit) Magdic.
Damage: Bad cut. Fairly painless hole in arm.
Spells: Antimatter shield? Antimatter blast. Antimatter bomb?
Notes: You cannot sense shininess. You know the general background of the system.
Inventory: Basic clothing, covered with bandages, lightsaber (orange). Broken lightsaber (green). Diagrams of the galleon. Plans for a ship which can be made from scrap metal.
Skills: Fairly strong, lightsabereer (and a 3 bits), fairly agile indeed. Dabbling kidnapper. Competent (and 2 bits) Mechanic. Novice searcher. Novice map-maker. Dabbling (and 2 bits) diagram-maker. Dabbling gunner. Dabbling grappler. Fairly black-hearted.
Damage: None
Notes: You know how to repair the galleon. Mummified.
Inventory: Basic clothing. Lightsaber (white). Trading for dummies infamous pirates. Antimatter shield? Improvised golf club. Expensive black blindfold. Golf balls.
Skills:Novice (and a bit) Gunner. Novice grappler. Dabbling looter. A bit tough. Novice (and a bit) merchant. Order-giver. Dabbling (and a bit) computer user. Novice (and a 2 bits) rouser. Navigator (and a bit). Novice lightsabereer. Golfer (and a bit). Dabbling swashbuckler. Golf-Mage.
Spells: Terminal velocity golf-balls.
Notes: Infamous (On smuggles). Captain of the Morning Star.
Inventory: Basic clothing. Boltgun. Power sword.
Skills: Lightsaberereer (and a bit). Novice (and a 2 bits) mechanic. Dabbling matter-creator. Novice sub-conciousness user. Dabbling (and 2 bits) boltgun user. Magic user. Novice (and a bit) mage.
Damage: Slightly (magically) burnt
Notes:Un-Unconscious (braaaaains?).
Inventory: Traumatising clothing. Traumatising sign. Encyclopaedia Cyclopia. One Lightsaber (blue). 'It'. Leg-implants (0/1 done).
Skills: Novice (and 3 bits) searcher. Dabbling investigator. Dabbling lightsabereer. Mechanic (and 4 bits). Novice (and a 3 bits) scientist. Novice 'It' user. Dabbling (and a bit) sneaker. Novice medic.
Unconscious skills: Skilled (and a bit) Scientist. Skilled magic user. Skilled (and a bit) Mechanic.
Damage: None
Notes: Knows how to build 'it', a mysterious super weapon. Knows how to make super legs. Legs smell like flowers
Inventory: Basic clothing. 200 credits. Plasma blaster. Metal bar. Blue lightsaber.
hat.
pistol (ammo=plenty).
uniformSkills: Sneaker (and a bit). Novice merchant. Novice (and 2 bits) medic. Dabbling lockpicker. Gunner. Novice (and 3 bits) searcher. A bit agile. Dabbling (and 2 bits) metal bar wielder. Novice (and 2 bits) plasma blaster wielder. Novice comedian. Swashbuckler: Skilled swashbuckler (and a bit). Novice (and 2 bits) lightsabereer. Novice navigator (and 2 bits). Dabbling Mechanic
Damage: None
Notes:
Inventory: Basic clothing. Lightsaber (yellow). Computer components, robot components. Head firewall.
Skills: Competent (and a 6 bits) Computer user, novice gunner, dabbling (and 2 bits) investigator. Competent (and a 6 bits) Hacker. Dabbling (and a bit) lightsabereer.
Damage: Scratches (lots). Beaten up. Burnt.
Notes: Knows how the laser cannons work. A bit. Knows how the computer terminal was installed. A bit. Knows how the computer terminal works. h4x0r of the Morning Star. Computer mind.
Please point out any mistakes.
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