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[Archangel]

I know I have been replaced but I'd like to point out that I wanted to kill Pandar early on. I can't remember which day.

[Pandarsenic]

Vote for the guy who got the most townies killed.

[webadict]

If I don't recall wrong... He pushed all the lynches claiming he had a contact to the agent...  All flipped town... Isn't that odd?

The only worthy thing I find is that alleged plan with Org (war vet) to make dopps fall...  when I tried to save Org from it I told Web (because I trusted him) and Org... Org pmd me telling me that he had a plan so I knew he musn't be a doc or something... And didn't press the issue further.  Web then claimed it was his plan all along wich I now find it a probable lie.

Bwahahahaha! A real knee-slapper.

Everyone who truly believes I'm a Dopp, vote for me. I've got plenty of reasons why I'm NOT a Dopp.

True, I did receive a pm from you, but we'll see what happens this next round.

You Dopps just don't get it. Even if Pandarsenic isn't the leader, then Town wins.
If Pandarsenic is the leader, then Town also wins.

[Pandarsenic]

How aren't you a Dopp, then? Enlighten us.

[webadict]

How aren't you a Dopp, then? Enlighten us.

It's simple.

I know the Doctor. I'd've killed him by now, don't you think?

Also, I would've avoided killing Org, and instead tried to lynch him for lying.

Also, there's no need for explanations: All those who believe me are innocent.

Also, it's already decided how this game will be played out.

Pandarsenic, Dopp Leader, is lynched tonight.

I'm only 89% sure that Alexhans is the Dopp conspirator, but he won't be able to win.

In fact, I'm fairly sure I know who'll die tonight.

[webadict]

Also, it's obvious that Alexhans is a Dopp.

He made two slip-ups: One, he contacted me when Org claimed Doctor. At first, I thought nothing harmful of this. I mean, it was innocent. But, why me? That's stupid. Why not Org? What made him think Org was listening to me? In fact, Org refused to listen to me for a while, until I convinced him that I was obviously Town...

Two, he said I checked Masami, as if I were the Agent. I only told this to Pandarsenic, who is the Dopp leader (I've known this since... Day 2? Completely obvious. Next time be more discreet.)

Of course, they never bothered to attack me, because I was thought to be the Agent. It's so obvious. In fact, it allowed me to save another person tonight. And it doesn't matter who you guys attack tonight. Attack me, for all I care. We win. Why? There's already somebody to take my place. In fact, you guys will have no idea who is actually protected, will you?

You've managed to hit every War Vet in the game. Thumbs up, guys! You even hit the fake Doctor Org pretended to be, and he's the worst liar I've ever seen (Honestly Org, you should tell truths the way you tell lies. I'd be thrown off so much.)

In fact, you Dopps should've lynched me Day 1. I'm fairly certain we would be at a far worse situation than we are now. I can't believe you guys didn't try to use that against me.

You guys might as well know that I'm the Doctor. Wasn't it obvious? I mean, what with all the obviousness? Masami's your Agent. Pretty trustworthy, actually. He managed to help find Org, and use that against you guys, as well as form the best Town base I've ever seen.

I can't believe you guys never attacked me! Man, I would've gone for me first... Well, have fun slaughtering me tonight.

[Archangel]

So my gut instinct was right!

[Pandarsenic]

Meh.

Our loss is a result of the most bullshit bad luck ever.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

1. We ran into a War Veteran totally on accident our first night

2. Though it was stated that it was possible, we still considered it improbable, leading to our ill-advised attack on Org, figuring the worst we'd likely hit was a Vanilla Townie.

3. For reasons unimaginable, our kill on Solifuge INTERRUPTED your kill.

3.a. This meant, to our knowledge, you couldn't have been the doctor, because you shouldn't have survived that night unless someone was guarding you against Solifuge's kill.

3.b. Kills do not, in most Mafias, interrupt each other, and kills should not interrupt other kills. Protections have precedence over kills, which have precedence over scans. All Protections/Kills/Scans have perfectly equal priority within their action tier.

3.c. This meant that as far as we knew, you were either a Vanilla Townie or an Agent who was in all likelihood being guarded (probably every night) by the Doctor.

tl;dr: Running into a War Veteran through pure luck when you got two War Veterans and the inexplicable processing of the Dopps>Solifuge>webadict death chain led to our defeat

[inaluct]

Does this mean I can talk now?

[Pandarsenic]

Go ahead.

This game is over.

I think I may sit out Paranormal 3....

[inaluct]

After I died and said that I would be trying to lynch a certain person, webadict guessed who, and my suspicions seem to be founded. I wanted to lynch Pandar, because I realized after I died that giving his vote to webadict was a ploy to:

1. Make it look like he didn't really know what was going on that well, and therefore couldn't be scheming.
2. Get webadict's trust.
3. Associate himself with webadict.

If you were a doppelganger, you would want to hide the fact that you were paying close attention, because the mafia roles nearly always pay close attention. It's like feigning ignorance to look nonthreatening. I've done it, and I've noticed other people do it. You would want webadict's trust for obvious reasons. And you would want to be associated with him in case either of you died. If you were found to be a doppelganger, it would cast suspicion on him. If he was found innocent, it might help exonerate you.

Other thing:

I would be screaming frantically to lynch a certain someone, but I'm too busy being in the sweet embrace of death.

Which means that I'm having sex with it.

I would either assume me or Pandarsenic. I feel your pain...

I'm trying too hard not to visualize his metaphor to process any content his words have.

Pandar dodged the content of my post, instead of speculating on who I might be talking about. I suspect that he might have subconsciously felt as though he might accidentally say something that could make him look suspicious, especially after webadict said that he was one of the people who I might be talking about.

If it turns out that I'm totally wrong in my suspicions, I promise to say "WHAT A TWIST"

Anyway, how come my team usually wins, but I usually die? D:

[Pandarsenic]

No, I really was just trying not to visualize your penguin avatar having sex with a grim reaper.

That, and trying to push a lynch on webadict then would've been a bit suspicious.

[JoshuaFH]

Hot damn is WA good at pysching people out! Well, I simply CAN'T let WA get all the credit before the curtains close.

Hold up, I want everything to be perfect, let me just put on my sunglasses and goatee.



I'm the real agent. The only reason you lie defeated right now, is because of me. I may have posted only a few times, but I controlled the outcome of this game.

I'm sorry Pandar and Alexhans, but you didn't lose because you were unlucky, you lost because you went against me. It was my planning that won the first Paranormal Mafia for the Dopps, and it was my planning that won it for the town in the second.

Of course, my planning would have been worth nothing without WA, who's a strategist and an intellectual, a great partner to have, and I couldn't have done it without him. Coincidentally, he was also my partner in the first Paranormal Mafia.

I also want to thank the doctor, you know who you are. I gave him the explicit order to always protect me every night, which he did dutifully. He protected my life, not once, but TWICE throughout the game. Once when I investigated a War Vet by accident, and again when the dopps targeted me last night. Thank you very much, you provided the backbone to the town base.

Of course, I want to thank the other members of the town base, you were all a great help. I won't name names, but feel free to reveal yourselves and bask in the glow of victory.

Now, I'll cast my first real vote of the game, Pandarsenic.

No hard feelings.

[Pandarsenic]

I'd just like to repeat, the course of this game would've been very different had webadict died in the night as he should have.

[JoshuaFH]

I'd just like to repeat, the course of this game would've been very different had webadict died in the night as he should have.

Actually, no it wouldn't have. Did you think I didn't have back-up plans?

It's not like that sole event was the game deciding action.