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father_alexander

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2009, 07:39:53 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 10, 2009, 06:29:06 pm
Don't worry we have a guy who crys soap. It is every bit as painful as you would expect.

do you imagine a guy that would cum sandpaper? that has to hurt....
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Squirrelloid

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2009, 07:53:31 pm »
Quote from: father_alexander on March 10, 2009, 07:39:53 pm
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 10, 2009, 06:29:06 pm
Don't worry we have a guy who crys soap. It is every bit as painful as you would expect.

do you imagine a guy that would cum sandpaper? that has to hurt....

Would someone please think of the children!

...

I mean, you'll have to find a magma pipe to pit them in after they've read this thread... who wants to go trudging across the map carrying a child?
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tefalo

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #32 on: March 10, 2009, 08:52:53 pm »
Quote from: father_alexander on March 10, 2009, 04:18:13 pm
Quote from: praguepride on March 10, 2009, 05:39:15 am
News headline:

NASA MELTS SPACESHUTTLE


"F***! We hit the magma pipe!" - NASA Administrator


i dont know why but that made me laugh a lot

Haha, same here. : P
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father_alexander

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #33 on: March 10, 2009, 11:33:01 pm »
Quote from: Squirrelloid on March 10, 2009, 07:53:31 pm
Quote from: father_alexander on March 10, 2009, 07:39:53 pm
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 10, 2009, 06:29:06 pm
Don't worry we have a guy who crys soap. It is every bit as painful as you would expect.

do you imagine a guy that would cum sandpaper? that has to hurt....

Would someone please think of the children!

...

I mean, you'll have to find a magma pipe to pit them in after they've read this thread... who wants to go trudging across the map carrying a child?


Well i do, and for what i have seen of this forum so far at least half of the members on this forums would be more than happy to do the same....
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #34 on: March 10, 2009, 11:49:22 pm »
Quote from: father_alexander on March 10, 2009, 11:33:01 pm
Quote from: Squirrelloid on March 10, 2009, 07:53:31 pm
Quote from: father_alexander on March 10, 2009, 07:39:53 pm
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 10, 2009, 06:29:06 pm
Don't worry we have a guy who crys soap. It is every bit as painful as you would expect.

do you imagine a guy that would cum sandpaper? that has to hurt....

Would someone please think of the children!

...

I mean, you'll have to find a magma pipe to pit them in after they've read this thread... who wants to go trudging across the map carrying a child?


Well i do, and for what i have seen of this forum so far at least half of the members on this forums would be more than happy to do the same....

I, as well, am willing to throw the kids in the pipe. Hail Armok!
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #35 on: March 11, 2009, 01:33:27 pm »
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #36 on: March 11, 2009, 03:54:50 pm »
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #37 on: March 11, 2009, 07:08:34 pm »
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father_alexander

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #38 on: March 11, 2009, 08:07:03 pm »
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #39 on: March 12, 2009, 12:11:48 am »
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Engraved is an image of Elves and Dwarves in full-color. The Elves and the Dwarves are talking. The Elves brought useless goods. The Elves are drowning, the Dwarves are laughing.
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Quote from: Raphite1 on April 14, 2009, 09:40:33 pm
"Yeah. My plan was to drop some kittens into the siege, and have my dwarves freefall into battle, landing on top of the kittens. The plan was kinda dumb though because the kittens were standing on grates, and the goblins killed them with arrows just as I was releasing the freefalling dwarves. So the dwarves weren't able to land on kittens and just fell and died."

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #40 on: March 12, 2009, 04:03:04 am »
Quote from: Hectonkhyres on March 10, 2009, 06:18:26 pm
Quote from: Boksi on March 10, 2009, 05:54:31 pm
Quote from: Overkill on March 10, 2009, 05:46:22 pm
I would cum buckets.
That sounds painful :-\
Now if only we could get him to shit ropes, he would be a ready made well factory.

One could always shit bricks (blocks). They would need another way to get rope, though
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #41 on: March 12, 2009, 01:30:25 pm »
Out the nose maybe? Booger rope?

The well is of questionable quality. It is made of a cum bucket, a shit block, and a snot rope. On it is an engraving of elves and dwarves. The elves are laughing. The dwarves are screaming. This engraving relates to when the dwarves poisoned themselves with this well and the elves snuck in and took all their stuff.
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Man, dwarves are such a**holes!

Quote from: Pilsu on March 12, 2009, 04:36:48 am
Even automatic genocide would be a better approach

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #42 on: March 12, 2009, 01:46:10 pm »
 This is an engraving of a human and dwarves. The human is screaming. The dwarves are cheering. This relates to the immigration of Nolan McBadfate, who could cry a cleaning agent. This agent was used to clean cum buckets, shit blocks and snot ropes.
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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #43 on: March 12, 2009, 01:47:51 pm »
That wagon could harbor a shit tonne of stone
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Quote from: irmo on October 23, 2009, 03:57:53 am
Rather than having them directly force you to mine adamantine, I would suggest that they give you strange moods that require adamantine. "Dig out the adamantine or Urist here goes insane and dies" is suitably vicious.

(It occurs to me that you can probably get "Lovecraft" as the random name of your fortress. That's when you know you're screwed.)

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Re: Proof that NASA plays DF
« Reply #44 on: March 12, 2009, 04:40:44 pm »
Quote from: Hoborobo234 on March 12, 2009, 01:47:51 pm
That wagon could harbor a shit tonne of stone


We're talking fatal levels of pain here for the shitter.
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