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inaluct

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« Reply #75 on: March 08, 2009, 04:34:37 pm »
The parrot with the eye patch and tri-cornered hat is preening it's wings. It clutches a tiny telescope in one of it's talons.

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« Reply #76 on: March 08, 2009, 04:43:06 pm »
> help crab thing in return for enough dakka
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #77 on: March 08, 2009, 04:52:45 pm »
>contemplate the mechanics of a lungfish ringing a doorbell.
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Quote from: Strife26 on March 09, 2009, 11:25:23 pm
The logistical problems dealing with a private space colony are at least as bad as dealing with the zombies.

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #78 on: March 08, 2009, 04:56:30 pm »
You land on the crab's shell and chirp "DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA" as loudly as you can. It swivels it's eyestalks around and regards you calmly.

>_

As you lie with your mouth wrapped around the crab's foot, you wonder how you managed to ring that doorbell back in the house. You must be a wizard. There isn't any other explanation.

>_

The pirate bird lands on your carapace and makes noises that sound like "DAKKADAKKADAKKADAKKA." You look around to it. It is clearly offering to help find your stash in return for dakka.

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woose1

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #79 on: March 08, 2009, 04:57:42 pm »
>Contemplate the likelyhood of your actions being described.
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Re: text rpg
« Reply #80 on: March 08, 2009, 04:58:28 pm »
Quote from: woose1 on March 08, 2009, 04:57:42 pm
>Contemplate the likelyhood of your actions being described.
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

Aqizzar

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #81 on: March 08, 2009, 05:05:22 pm »
> oddly enough nonreality is not dark

> get back into fucking reality
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Re: text rpg
« Reply #82 on: March 08, 2009, 05:06:51 pm »
You wake up lying in a few inches of cold water. Your head hurts, and you can remember being attacked by a grue before having a bizarre dream about a pirate bird, a lungfish, and a crab. Above you, on a beige stone ceiling, the words The Crab represents destiny are scrawled in a viscous blue gel.

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You wake up in a dark, enclosed space, confined tightly by wooden walls. Outside, you can hear the sounds of conversation and animals walking on furniture.

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woose1

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #83 on: March 08, 2009, 05:09:44 pm »
>Examine situation.
>Search for the source of the blue gel.
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Re: text rpg
« Reply #84 on: March 08, 2009, 05:13:52 pm »
> attempt to manifest self from dream world to real world
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
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Re: text rpg
« Reply #85 on: March 08, 2009, 05:26:37 pm »
> drip off the ceiling
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
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Please amplify your relaxed states.
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Re: text rpg
« Reply #86 on: March 08, 2009, 05:28:47 pm »
>let go of crab
>punch crab in the junk and run crawl away!
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Quote from: Strife26 on March 09, 2009, 11:25:23 pm
The logistical problems dealing with a private space colony are at least as bad as dealing with the zombies.

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Fortressdipped, my ice castle.

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #87 on: March 08, 2009, 05:38:34 pm »
> Sleep for eternity. Hope I don't wet the bed again.
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Re: text rpg
« Reply #88 on: March 08, 2009, 05:43:59 pm »
You cannot ascertain the origin of the blue gel. Some of it drips onto your face. You feel strange, as if rival parts of your psyche are fighting. You feel cold.

>_

You do as close to nothing as you possibly can.

>_

You attempt to free yourself from the dream reality. You do not succeed.

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You attack your mind's aspect of coincidence and predetermination. You feel somewhat more spontaneous.

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You go back to bed. Those bastards know to keep it down, now.

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Re: text rpg
« Reply #89 on: March 08, 2009, 05:46:02 pm »
>Get up.
>Is there a wall?
>Y
>Punch through it!
>N
>Use your valuable time to conemplate the meaning of the universe.
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