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Duke 2.0

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #60 on: March 08, 2009, 03:58:17 pm »
 Clearly I have made the right decision.
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Buck up friendo, we're all on the level here.
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I would bet money Andrew has edited things retroactively, except I can't prove anything because it was edited retroactively.
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #61 on: March 08, 2009, 03:59:19 pm »
Quote from: Duke 2.0 on March 08, 2009, 03:58:17 pm
Clearly I have made the right decision.
You just destroyed reality, you fo-*Thud*
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #62 on: March 08, 2009, 04:00:05 pm »
You search your egg sac for your secret stash, but find nothing. Your stalked eyes cannot help but betray your perturbation at not being able to find it.

>_
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #63 on: March 08, 2009, 04:01:54 pm »
>Asess the situation.
>Is reality broken?
>Y
>Fix it.
>N
>Try to use your new-found psychic powers on the Grue.
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NUKE9.13

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« Reply #64 on: March 08, 2009, 04:04:48 pm »
>Summon a grue, an adventurer, and a cyan-speaky ancient monster to help you find your stash!
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #65 on: March 08, 2009, 04:07:14 pm »
> Ring doorbell
(should this be moved to forum games now?)
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Quote from: Strife26 on March 09, 2009, 11:25:23 pm
The logistical problems dealing with a private space colony are at least as bad as dealing with the zombies.

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Fortressdipped, my ice castle.

woose1

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #66 on: March 08, 2009, 04:09:13 pm »
Ask Dragoobie, it's not my thread.
EDIT: We should probably re-name it too.
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« Reply #67 on: March 08, 2009, 04:09:47 pm »
sure i'll do that
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Quote from: blah28722 on August 02, 2009, 09:59:32 am
A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

inaluct

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« Reply #68 on: March 08, 2009, 04:10:27 pm »
You panic and try to call for help finding your stash. No one comes. Just then, you hear someone ringing your doorbell from inside your house. You skitter over and open the door of your hovel. There is a sad looking brown lungfish sitting on your floor.

>_

Seconds after you ring the doorbell, a crab like creature opens the door of the room you are trapped in. It appears to be covered in a layer of mud. It looks worried.

>_
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Aqizzar

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #69 on: March 08, 2009, 04:13:22 pm »
> get out of this reality fissure thing

> find adventurer
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #70 on: March 08, 2009, 04:18:54 pm »
>Bite foot of crab thing.
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NUKE9.13

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« Reply #71 on: March 08, 2009, 04:22:47 pm »

>Greet your friend, Mr lungfish

>Ask Mr lungfish to help you find your stash
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #72 on: March 08, 2009, 04:25:42 pm »
> posses lungfish
« Last Edit: March 08, 2009, 04:42:16 pm by Dragooble »
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« Reply #73 on: March 08, 2009, 04:29:00 pm »
You greet the lungfish and explain your predicament to it. It grasps your frontmost leg with it's sucker like mouth, most likely asking you to take it to where you last saw your stash. You happily, dragging the leg it clings to behind you to the coconut tree, where you remember last having your stash.

>_

You decide to eat the crab thing's foot. You bite onto it with your mouth, but it's carapace is too hard to pierce. It begins moving away from the house with you still clinging onto it. You have your prey in a panic, trying futily to flee from you!

>_

You land about ten feet away from the crab and lungfish. You stare deeply at the lungfish, but it does not seem to notice. You lose interest and begin preening your wings.

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NUKE9.13

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #74 on: March 08, 2009, 04:31:11 pm »
>Examine pirate
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