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woose1

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #30 on: March 08, 2009, 12:40:20 pm »
>DO HULK RAEG NAOW!
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Dragooble

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #31 on: March 08, 2009, 01:18:06 pm »
>go upstairs
>show the grue some lolcatz
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A creature the size of europe can occupy only one tile.

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #32 on: March 08, 2009, 01:20:07 pm »
>Overide command! Overide command!
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #33 on: March 08, 2009, 01:20:31 pm »
You fly into a berserk rage and charge up the stairs to present the grue with some lolcats. It stares at them awkwardly before snatching them out of your hands. It sits and looks at them.

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NUKE9.13

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #34 on: March 08, 2009, 02:01:58 pm »
>Eat Grue
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #35 on: March 08, 2009, 02:04:58 pm »
> smash chair against table
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #36 on: March 08, 2009, 02:07:24 pm »
Quote from: Aqizzar on March 08, 2009, 02:04:58 pm
> smash chair against table
>Eat Aqizzar
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inaluct

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #37 on: March 08, 2009, 02:08:04 pm »
You pick up the chair and smash it against the table. The chair breaks into individual pieces of wood, and the table is badly cracked. The grue jumps at the loud noise and sprints away down the stairs before you can eat it.

>_
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Aqizzar

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #38 on: March 08, 2009, 02:09:23 pm »
So I'm the grue now?  Awesome.

> stop being a crying bitch

> run through north door

Wait, that's all wrong.

> wield big piece of chair

Okay, I am the grue.

> all that stuff up there
« Last Edit: March 08, 2009, 02:11:51 pm by Aqizzar »
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
Quote from: PTTG??
The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

inaluct

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #39 on: March 08, 2009, 02:10:40 pm »
Still waiting on the action for the human player.

You grab one of the sturdier pieces of the chair and get ready to kick some ass.

>_

You decide to be more confident from now on. If you had a chin, it might look larger. You head north, into the darkness, your native element. You see a long limestone staircase leading down to a wooden door.

>_
« Last Edit: March 08, 2009, 02:13:09 pm by inaluct »
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NUKE9.13

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #40 on: March 08, 2009, 02:11:18 pm »
>Find Grue/Aqizzar

>Eat Grue/Aqizzar

Dammit you people. Aqizzar being the grue would have been awesome.
DAMMIT
CUT IT OUT WITH THE EDITING
« Last Edit: March 08, 2009, 02:13:09 pm by NUKE9.13 »
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woose1

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #41 on: March 08, 2009, 02:21:37 pm »
>Kill Command
>You pick up a stray mouse from underneath the cracked table and eat it.
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Aqizzar

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #42 on: March 08, 2009, 02:23:55 pm »
> look around at uh darkness

> entice other disembodied voices to make my decisions for me
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Quote from: Duke 2.0 on October 04, 2011, 05:15:14 pm
And here is where my beef pops up like a looming awkward boner.
Quote from: Toady One on December 04, 2010, 05:10:27 pm
Please amplify your relaxed states.
Quote from: PTTG??
The ancients built these quote pyramids to forever store vast quantities of rage.

inaluct

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #43 on: March 08, 2009, 02:29:58 pm »
You find a dead mouse under the table. It seems as if someone has already done your work for you. If you can get it back to the guy who called the hit, maybe you can pretend that it was you who killed it. You nibble at it's tail.

>_

You look around at the darkness. It is very pretty darkness. Very smooth and rich.

>_
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woose1

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Re: my lolcatz
« Reply #44 on: March 08, 2009, 02:34:28 pm »
> Look around the room. Are there windows?
>Y
>Jump through it.
>N
>Throw the dead mouse at the darkness.
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