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[Floirt]

ROTTEN tomatoes, of course.

[Nirur Torir]

Turn 25. The crowd is in unanimous agreement: Shoruke gets rotten tomatoes thrown at him for making a bad pun. There’s a lesson to be learned here somewhere, but I’m not quite sure where.


Digital – | Digital invokes Melt Earth at the ground beneath Shoruke. | He is know knee deep in dirt.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Lesser Magic Shield (absorbs one entire attack, dissipates after being hit or when Shielded status runs out)
Shielded (2 turns remain, +1 toughness)
Skills:
Dabbling Protective Mage – 3/4 xp
Ice Mage – 2/6 xp (+1 to actions)
{healer} – 1/2 xp
Dabbling Earth mage- 2/4 xp
Fire Mage – 4/6 xp (+1 to actions)
{kinetic mage}
Spells known:
Improved Shield - +1 toughness for 1-6 turns, adds 1-2 hp levels that each absorb a full blow. Protective Magic.
Improved Freeze Orb – Freezes the target in place for 1-3 turns, or until broken. Ice Magic.
Cura – Restores 1-3 levels of health and/or bleeding (Bleeding takes precedence, and counts as a health level for the purposes of this spell) Healer
Melt Earth – -1 accuracy, Attempts to partially bury the target in the ground. Earth Magic
Thermic Explosion – Attempts to destroy one object, possibly damaging the holder. -2 to accuracy and damage if used on a living being. Fire Magic.
Incendia Praemium – -1 accuracy, 50% chance of lighting target on fire. Explosive.
Wave of Force – Attempts to knock targeted object to the ground. -1 to accuracy if used on a player.
Inventory
xStaff - +1 to magic rollsx
Leather armor
xBucklerx - +1 to dodge rolls

Dragooble– | Dragooble morphs his claws to release poison upon whoever they claw. |

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Very Sore Throat (-2 to charisma rolls)
Tiger (+1 natural attack, damage, and agility rolls. Cannot use weapons/armor or communicate verbally with humans.)
Poisoned claws (Poisons target, enough for 3 attacks.)
BONECARN
Skills:
Archer – 1/6 xp (+1 to actions)
Dabbling Thief – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Dirty Fighter – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Shapeshifter – 3/4xp
{Knife Fighter} – 1/2 xp
{persuader} – 1/2 xp
Dabbling Tiger Form – 0/4 xp
Inventory
Tiger fur

Shoruke – | Shoruke regenerates his left arm, loudly telling a pun to the crowd. |

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Slightly Wounded [+1 spell, +1 regeneration, -1 tomato attack]
Fire Resistant - +1 to toughness vs fire damage.
Embedded knee deep in dirt (-1 to dodge rolls, -2 to rolls requiring leg movement until cleared)
Covered in rotten tomatoes.- -1 to concentration rolls until removed.
Skills:
{meditation} – 1/2 xp
Lightning Mage- 0/6 xp (+1 to actions)
{speed} – 1/2 xp
Dabbling Earth Mage – 2/4 xp
Dabbling Fire Mage – 3/4  xp
Dabbling Healer – 2/4 xp
{conjurer} – 1/2 xp
Spells known:
Lightning Bolt – -1 damage, ignores armor and shields. Lightning Magic
Melt Earth –  -1 to accuracy Attempts to partially bury the target in the ground. Earth Magic.
Incendia Praemium – -1 accuracy, 50% chance of lighting target on fire. Explosive.
Regenerate Limb – Attempts to regrow any lost body part; can also stop bleeding.
Create Item – Conjure an item from nothing
Cura – Restores 1-3 levels of health and/or bleeding (Bleeding takes precedence, and counts as a health level for the purposes of this spell) Healer
Inventory
Cloth robes
☼Damascus Steel Pointy Staff☼ - +1 magic, +1 to block slashing/blunt weapons, +1 item damage resistance

Crowd – | The crowd throws rotten tomatoes at Shoruke, in revenge for forcing them to hear a pun. | | Several manage to hit in, wounding him slightly and distracting him with the bad smell.

Spoiler: Items on ground (click to show/hide)

XShort Bow - +1 damageX
20/30 arrows in quiver
Leather armor
Broken Short Sword
xBucklerx - + 1 to dodge
Damaged Magic Crystal (from the staff)

[Org]

The crowd starts throwing peasants at the players.

[Dragooble]

i slash shoruke with my now poisoned claws

[Shoruke]

I exude a shockwave from my person, repelling all attackers and tomatoes.

EDIT: Hopefully I get a 6 and blast a chunk of earth away from me as well.

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And Digital's spell was supposed to receive a -1 to accuracy.

[Nirur Torir]

I exude a shockwave from my person, repelling all attackers and tomatoes.

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And Digital's spell was supposed to receive a -1 to accuracy.

Oops, good catch. I'd fix it, but it wouldn't make the slightest bit of difference.

[wehtamjd92]

yes throw peasants angry peasants

[Errol]

The crowd throws guards!

[Digital Hellhound]

I'll cast Improved Freeze Orb on Shoruke.

[Nirur Torir]

Turn 26. Shoruke’s been on the brink of death for a while now.


Dragooble– | Dragooble runs over and swings his claws at Shoruke. | His claws connect, | leaving deep gashes in Shoruke’s torso. Poison seeps into the wound. |

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Very Sore Throat (-2 to charisma rolls)
Tiger (+1 natural attack, damage, and agility rolls. Cannot use weapons/armor or communicate verbally with humans.)
Poisoned claws (Poisons target, enough for 2 attacks.)
BONECARN
Skills:
Archer – 1/6 xp (+1 to actions)
Dabbling Thief – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Dirty Fighter – 0/4 xp
Dabbling Shapeshifter – 3/4xp
Dabbling Tiger Form – 1/4 xp
{Knife Fighter} – 1/2 xp
{persuader} – 1/2 xp
 Inventory
Tiger fur

Shoruke – | Shoruke tries to create a massive shockwave around himself. | He only manages to make it underneath himself. The tomatoes fall off, but there is a hole 10 feet deep underneath him, and he is now 73 feet in the air. | The crowd winces upon his landing. That looked very painful.  | Shoruke succumbs to pain, and dies.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Dead (-2 to actions) [-1 Dragooble, -1 Shoruke -1 regeneration roll.]
Perfectly preserved in ice
Fire Resistant - +1 to toughness vs fire damage.
Poisoned (+1 to making things worse on regenerating)
Lightly Bleeding (+1 to making things worse on regenerating)
Skills:
{meditation} – 1/2 xp
Lightning Mage- 0/6 xp (+1 to actions)
{speed} – 1/2 xp
Dabbling Earth Mage – 2/4 xp
Dabbling Fire Mage – 3/4  xp
Dabbling Healer – 2/4 xp
{conjurer} – 1/2 xp
Spells known:
Lightning Bolt – -1 damage, ignores armor and shields. Lightning Magic
Melt Earth –  -1 to accuracy Attempts to partially bury the target in the ground. Earth Magic.
Incendia Praemium – -1 accuracy, 50% chance of lighting target on fire. Explosive.
Regenerate Limb – Attempts to regrow any lost body part; can also stop bleeding.
Create Item – Conjure an item from nothing
Cura – Restores 1-3 levels of health and/or bleeding (Bleeding takes precedence, and counts as a health level for the purposes of this spell) Healer
Inventory
Cloth robes
☼Damascus Steel Pointy Staff☼ - +1 magic, +1 to block slashing/blunt weapons, +1 item damage resistance

Digital – | | Digital freezes Shourke’s corpse, probably to preserve it for later consumption.

Spoiler: Status (click to show/hide)

Unharmed
Lesser Magic Shield (absorbs one entire attack, dissipates after being hit or when Shielded status runs out)
Shielded (1 turns remain, +1 toughness)
Cannibal
Skills:
Dabbling Protective Mage – 3/4 xp
Ice Mage – 3/6 xp (+1 to actions)
{healer} – 1/2 xp
Dabbling Earth mage- 2/4 xp
Fire Mage – 4/6 xp (+1 to actions)
{kinetic mage}
Spells known:
Improved Shield - +1 toughness for 1-6 turns, adds 1-2 hp levels that each absorb a full blow. Protective Magic.
Improved Freeze Orb – Freezes the target in place for 1-3 turns, or until broken. Ice Magic.
Cura – Restores 1-3 levels of health and/or bleeding (Bleeding takes precedence, and counts as a health level for the purposes of this spell) Healer
Melt Earth – -1 accuracy, Attempts to partially bury the target in the ground. Earth Magic
Thermic Explosion – Attempts to destroy one object, possibly damaging the holder. -2 to accuracy and damage if used on a living being. Fire Magic.
Incendia Praemium – -1 accuracy, 50% chance of lighting target on fire. Explosive.
Wave of Force – Attempts to knock targeted object to the ground. -1 to accuracy if used on a player.
Inventory
xStaff - +1 to magic rollsx
Leather armor
xBucklerx - +1 to dodge rolls

Crowd – | A few members of the crowd look around for a peasant to throw, but they throw a noble instead. The noble landed completely unscathed, and mandated that the throwers be bound and gagged.

Spoiler: Items on ground (click to show/hide)

XShort Bow - +1 damageX
20/30 arrows in quiver
Leather armor
Broken Short Sword
xBucklerx - + 1 to dodge
Damaged Magic Crystal (from the staff)

[Org]

UNLEASH THE CAVE TROLL!

[Errol]

> Throw rotten tomatoes at noble.

[Floirt]

>HFS gets out of the hole Shoruke made.

[Lear]

>HFS gets out of the hole Shoruke made.

I vote this.

[Shoruke]

I, too, vote HFS. My final farewell to the {insert generic insult here} who killed me.