Actualy, I think I've got the higest stats, since Chained arrow notation grows much faster then tetration.
Bah; I'll take the
Ackermann function over chained arrow notation any day (though technically chained arrow notation grows quicker, I think, but I've programed the Ackermann function in assembly language, so I know it well, and therefore like it better).
The day my character was born in 1984, the Macintosh was introduced. (+A(999,999) INT)
When he was bad, his parents argued with each other about him, but he was never punished(+A(999,999) HRT, +A(100,100) Persuasion).
In elementary school he was the class clown. He even had some friends(+A(999,999) CHA, +A(100,100) Persuasion).
When he turned 10 his parents divorced. Acrimoniously. He once tripped over the paperwork!(+A(999,999) Law)
In junior high school, he played guitar in a grunge band. They sucked, but so did life. (+A(999,999) CHA, +A(100,100) Music)
Things were getting really bad when he stole his first car. He got a few blocks before he totalled it.(+A(500,500) Driving, +A(500,500) Security)
He knew it had reached a crescendo when he was resorting to controlling people. He had his own clique of outcasts. (+A(999,999) CHA, +A(100,100) Persuasion)
He was only 15 when he ran away, and volunteered for a left-wing candidate. It wasn't *real*, though, you know? (+A(999,999) INT, +A(500,500) Law, +A(500,500) Persuasion)
Life went on. On his 18th birthday he celebrated. He'd saved a ton of cash! (Start with $A(999999,999999))
For the past few years, he's been writing his manifesto and refining his image. He's ready to lead. (+A(999,999) CHA, +A(999,999) INT +A(9999,9999) Writing, +A(500,500) Law, +A(
99999999,
99999999) Leadership)
Oh, and Dragooble, try picoseconds, they're much better.
Finally, last year, he trained under chuck norris (+ 1÷0 roundhouse kick [approach from the right])