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Fishersalwaysdie

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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #15 on: March 06, 2009, 06:52:05 pm »
I have an insanely low blood pressure, yet somehow, I am yet to experience chilling health problems someone described to me as "Waking up in a puddle of your own blood".
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #16 on: March 06, 2009, 07:41:09 pm »
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on March 06, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
I have an insanely low blood pressure, yet somehow, I am yet to experience chilling health problems someone described to me as "Waking up in a puddle of your own blood".

Oh you don't need low or high blood pressure for that. It happened to me once and all that happened was that I forgot to put my knives away.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #17 on: March 06, 2009, 07:57:30 pm »
Quote from: Sniper Joe on March 06, 2009, 07:41:09 pm
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on March 06, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
I have an insanely low blood pressure, yet somehow, I am yet to experience chilling health problems someone described to me as "Waking up in a puddle of your own blood".

Oh you don't need low or high blood pressure for that. It happened to me once and all that happened was that I forgot to put my knives away.
I tried to donate blood once.

It took me more than 40 minutes.

At least I won't bleed to death really fast if I ever get attacked by a mysterious masked man with a knife.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #18 on: March 06, 2009, 08:19:23 pm »
Pretty much what happens when they're taking my blood for analysis.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #19 on: March 07, 2009, 04:51:19 pm »
Quote from: inaluct on March 06, 2009, 07:57:30 pm
Quote from: Sniper Joe on March 06, 2009, 07:41:09 pm
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on March 06, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
I have an insanely low blood pressure, yet somehow, I am yet to experience chilling health problems someone described to me as "Waking up in a puddle of your own blood".

Oh you don't need low or high blood pressure for that. It happened to me once and all that happened was that I forgot to put my knives away.
I tried to donate blood once.

It took me more than 40 minutes.

At least I won't bleed to death really fast if I ever get attacked by a mysterious masked man with a knife.

Yeah, you'll be just fine if he chooses to attack you with a IV and cookies.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #20 on: March 07, 2009, 04:55:34 pm »
Quote from: Splendiferous on March 07, 2009, 04:51:19 pm
Quote from: inaluct on March 06, 2009, 07:57:30 pm
Quote from: Sniper Joe on March 06, 2009, 07:41:09 pm
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on March 06, 2009, 06:52:05 pm
I have an insanely low blood pressure, yet somehow, I am yet to experience chilling health problems someone described to me as "Waking up in a puddle of your own blood".

Oh you don't need low or high blood pressure for that. It happened to me once and all that happened was that I forgot to put my knives away.
I tried to donate blood once.

It took me more than 40 minutes.

At least I won't bleed to death really fast if I ever get attacked by a mysterious masked man with a knife.

Yeah, you'll be just fine if he chooses to attack you with a IV and cookies.
Or a really sharp twig.

Gotta be careful where I live. Twigs everywhere.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2009, 06:58:03 am »
What test exactly? proper equipment or cheapo home use stuff?
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2009, 12:49:02 pm »
I have no blood. I just live on HULK RAEGes and parmasion cheese.
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Hawkfrost

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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2009, 02:37:58 pm »
My blood is pH 0.2, I'm not allowed to do blood tests or donating of it.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #24 on: March 08, 2009, 03:44:24 pm »
My blood is type AB. Basically means I wont die from lack of blood transfusions in hospitals.

That's right. My blood is compatible with every other type of blood out there. Oh yeah.
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« Reply #25 on: March 08, 2009, 03:52:45 pm »
Quote from: Hawkfrost on March 08, 2009, 02:37:58 pm
My blood is pH 0.2, I'm not allowed to do blood tests or donating of it.

I have no idea what this means. Does it mean we could fill a pool with your blood and it wouldn't get green and icky?
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« Reply #26 on: March 08, 2009, 03:55:49 pm »
He's joking. It would mean that his blood was more acidic than stomach acid.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #27 on: March 08, 2009, 06:03:46 pm »
Nah, PH 0.2 ....

I thought it is bases? PH 7.0 is neutral
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« Reply #28 on: March 08, 2009, 06:05:13 pm »
Higher is basic, lower is acidic. Yeah, 7 pH is neutral, though.
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Re: ... High blood pressure?
« Reply #29 on: March 08, 2009, 07:53:20 pm »
Here's a picture of me.

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