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Author Topic: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC  (Read 26464 times)

inaluct

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #225 on: March 10, 2009, 10:25:33 pm »
Damn, beat me to quoting it.
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #226 on: March 10, 2009, 10:30:26 pm »
Yeah, I couldn't pick any one part as outstandingly, hilariously horrible, so I quoted the whole thing. :|
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
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[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #227 on: March 10, 2009, 10:30:37 pm »
*Head desk*

Comtemplation, AND PATIANCE wearing thin.

Also Inaluct, I hope you we're planning on editing that post into a real one.

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cowofdoom78963

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #228 on: March 10, 2009, 10:37:19 pm »
Im sorry, I just wanted to get rid of that alien before it became a plot hole. But everything else seems to be just fine. I dident add in any plot items or nothing like that.
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inaluct

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #229 on: March 10, 2009, 10:43:18 pm »
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Pandarsenic

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #230 on: March 10, 2009, 10:44:00 pm »
Cow.

You curb-stomped an alien to death after knocking it over with a pistol when the marines' machine guns couldn't.

There is no way to salvage that idea.

inaluct, I think you just turned me gay for you. Srsly.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #231 on: March 10, 2009, 10:48:01 pm »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on March 10, 2009, 10:44:00 pm
Cow.

You curb-stomped an alien to death after knocking it over with a pistol when the marines' machine guns couldn't.

There is no way to salvage that idea.

inaluct, I think you just turned me gay for you. Srsly.
Ifrit and Paul dident curb stomp the alien, Paul got it in the leg and cripled it. Then when IT WAS IN THE AIR WITH A GRAPLING HOOK, Ifrit shot it and the force caused him to accidently let go of the hook. Then it fell down and everyone who it had been attacking saw it had been knocked down and beat it to death.

Also its pretty obvious this alien wasent very good at fighting becuase it kept running away.
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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #232 on: March 10, 2009, 10:51:45 pm »
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The injured alien crawled over to a door to escape but then everybody left that was in earshot ran to it and stomped on it and beat it until it died.
Mmmmhmmmm....

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Then when IT WAS IN THE AIR WITH A GRAPLING HOOK,
AHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Tears form in Pandarsenic's eyes as he doubles over. AAAAHHHHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!

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Also its pretty obvious this alien wasent very good at fighting becuase it kept running away.
That's a whole 'nother problem, you know. We wouldn't send the cook on our boarding party to another ship, and I doubt they wouldn't send their cook onto our ship.
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Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #233 on: March 10, 2009, 10:58:05 pm »
Quote from: Pandarsenic on March 10, 2009, 10:51:45 pm
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Also its pretty obvious this alien wasent very good at fighting becuase it kept running away.
That's a whole 'nother problem, you know. We wouldn't send the cook on our boarding party to another ship, and I doubt they wouldn't send their cook onto our ship.
He was a coward and used his advanced technology so no one would kill him and he could kill off helpless humans that were unable to defend themselves.(IE women and children in the dark) He was still a soldier, just a coward.

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AHAHHHHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! HAAHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHA! Tears form in Pandarsenic's eyes as he doubles over. AAAAHHHHHAHAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAA!
Sure laugh, but the aliens armor may be very strong and protect him from injurys, but he was in the air unlike the other aliens who were grounded.


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WorkerDrone

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #234 on: March 10, 2009, 11:00:26 pm »
There arn't any children on this vessel.

Why in the nine hells would there be children when we're on a expedition?

WHAT PRACTICAL USE WOULD FUCKING KIDS HAVE ON A VESSEL MADE FOR SCIENCE AND EXPLORATION?
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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #235 on: March 10, 2009, 11:02:25 pm »
Quote from: WorkerDrone on March 10, 2009, 11:00:26 pm
There arn't any children on this vessel.

Why in the nine hells would there be children when we're on a expedition?

WHAT PRACTICAL USE WOULD FUCKING KIDS HAVE ON A VESSEL MADE FOR SCIENCE AND EXPLORATION?
Emergency rations.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #236 on: March 10, 2009, 11:03:08 pm »
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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #237 on: March 10, 2009, 11:04:21 pm »
Also, why would the aliens be SAILING THROUGH THE AIR ON A GRAPPLING HOOK?

Also...

Wait...

Holy shit.

I just realized how stupidly misogynistic cowofdoom's post is.

Holy shit.
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KARATE CHOP TO THE SOUL
Quote from: Neruz on November 10, 2009, 01:04:23 am
Your bone is the best Pandar honey. The best.
Quote from: ToonyMan on April 12, 2010, 05:35:44 pm
YOUR BONE IS THE BEST PANDAR
[Cheeetar] Pandar doesn't have issues, he has style.
Quote from: Vector on April 25, 2011, 06:48:45 pm
Fuck off, you fucking fucker-fuck :I

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #238 on: March 10, 2009, 11:14:02 pm »
Sorry, I was thinking about that whole titanic women and children thing.

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Why in the nine hells would there be children when we're on a expedition?

WHAT PRACTICAL USE WOULD FUCKING KIDS HAVE ON A VESSEL MADE FOR SCIENCE AND EXPLORATION?
Uhhh, yeah that brings up a question I was meaning to ask. If we keep having constant battles like this, are we going to have enough warm bodys on the ship? Cause the aliens already killed like half the troops AND were losing alot of battles.

And plus, mabey they dont have anywhere to put their children and so they take them with them? And I guess the kids can learn alot sailing through space and all that.
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WorkerDrone

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Re: Twenty Million Miles From Home OOC
« Reply #239 on: March 10, 2009, 11:15:56 pm »
A broken blood vessel pools blood into WorkerDrone's left eye and a prominent vein appears on his forehead.

YOUR TERMINATED!

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