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[WorkerDrone]

You forgot to fix the whole alien speaking in English bit.

Also:

I'm seriously considering asking Cow to put forward all his posts through PM before I even consider letting him post.

So far, he's manage to be entirely unserious. He screws around with my ideas and expects us to either forget about them, or accept them. Its starting to piss me off.

Your not RPing badly, yet you've managed to screw around with all of my carefully prearranged plans.

The aliens we're not suppose to talk in English. This is fix. The aliens would have killed you all. Instead, you run away. The aliens show no remorse, and the alien woman is not quite as agressive as her male underling, as I CLEARLY expressed in an earlier post.

Your not messing up your posts. Your messing up my story and my characters. In fact, since all three aliens are my own characters in a small sense, I should say you shouldn't have messed with them unless you we're just outright engaging them.

To everyone else:

Don't post yet.

I want Cow to fix this, and I won't update until he does.

[cowofdoom78963]

You forgot to fix the whole alien speaking in English bit.

I said in my last post I was going to...

Your not RPing badly, yet you've managed to screw around with all of my carefully prearranged plans.

So then Im not breaking any rules, but your mad at me becuase Ifrit cant even pick up a pencil without causing some sort of butterfly effect that ruins all your plans? Thats not fair at all. I dont have foresight nor am I psychic.

In fact, since all three aliens are my own characters in a small sense, I should say you shouldn't have messed with them unless you we're just outright engaging them.

What? I dident interact with any of them, I was under the impression that more then three aliens got on the ship. It just seemed like common sense. Why would aliens infiltrate a unknown craft and send in only 3 soldiers? For all they know, the humans could have been thousands of times as powerfull as them.(at least according to you) and you thought I wasent being serious.
(oh wait after looking over the post again they did, so whats the problem here?)

The aliens would have killed you all. Instead, you run away. The aliens show no remorse, and the alien woman is not quite as agressive as her male underling

It did shriek in a womanly voice(even though Im going to edit that out.)


my main problem with this is how am I supposed to know exactly what your planning? You cant blame me for what your ideas for the future are. There is no way.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

So then Im not breaking any rules, but your mad at me becuase Ifrit cant even pick up a pencil without causing some sort of butterfly effect that ruins all your plans?

Terrible analogy considering you're you know. Killing people left and right.

[cowofdoom78963]

So then Im not breaking any rules, but your mad at me becuase Ifrit cant even pick up a pencil without causing some sort of butterfly effect that ruins all your plans?

Terrible analogy considering you're you know. Killing people left and right.

I killed a few people, your right. But they were just like mabey 10 in a freaking huge ship filled with people.

[inaluct]

So then Im not breaking any rules, but your mad at me becuase Ifrit cant even pick up a pencil without causing some sort of butterfly effect that ruins all your plans?

Terrible analogy considering you're you know. Killing people left and right.

I killed a few people, your right. But they were just like mabey 10 in a freaking huge ship filled with people.

Years later, at his trial for crimes against humanity, former dictator of Burkina Faso, cowofdoom78963 would respond to the assertion that he had murdered countless innocent people without reason by saying:

"

I killed a few people; you're right. But they were just maybe a couple hundred thousand in a huge country full of people. I mean, seriously,
who's even gonna notice?

"

[Pandarsenic]

So then Im not breaking any rules, but your mad at me becuase Ifrit cant even pick up a pencil without causing some sort of butterfly effect that ruins all your plans?

Terrible analogy considering you're you know. Killing people left and right.

I killed a few people, your right. But they were just like mabey 10 in a freaking huge ship filled with people.

Years later, at his trial for crimes against humanity, former dictator of Burkina Faso, cowofdoom78963 would respond to the assertion that he had murdered countless innocent people without reason by saying:

"

I killed a few people; you're right. But they were just maybe a couple hundred thousand in a huge country full of people. I mean, seriously,
who's even gonna notice?

"

I think inaluct just won an internet.

[Digital Hellhound]

So, when are the rest of the aliens gonna arrive?
Uh, when cow has fixed the Aliens Speaking English thing.
But after that, I mean.

[cowofdoom78963]

So, when are the rest of the aliens gonna arrive?
Uh, when cow has fixed the Aliens Speaking English thing.

I have... So it should be soon.

[Pandarsenic]

If Ifrit experiences the logical action of chasing that firefight, we won't have to put up with him for long....

[Strife26]

KILL HIM OFF!!! MWHAHAHAHAHA!

[cowofdoom78963]

Heh, I just noticed I put "they ran into the blast the blastdoor."
That would have been pretty dumb...

If Ifrit experiences the logical action of chasing that firefight, we won't have to put up with him for long....

Actually I have a bit of a plan how to avoid being turned into paste.

[inaluct]

"He'sa dead..." Ifrit said, But then the supposed corpse sprang to life! "MOTHER FUCKER I WAS TAKING A NAP!" he screamed at Ifrit. He was a pale bespecticled man. "AUUUAAUAUH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE'A DEAD!" Ifrit screamed flapping his arms.

SUSPENSE!

"I DONT NEED YOUR HELP!" and he scooted away from them.
"Your'a gonna die if we dont help you!" Ifrit hollard.

"JUST LET ME DIE IN PEACE!" he screamed.

TOUCHING, HEARTFELT PERFORMANCES!

"Black Cran..." said the man.
"Black Cran? What'sa that?"

"Its a deadly neurotoxic, I dont know how it got on this ship... Nor why they would send me this"
"A neurotoxic? What'sa that?" questioned Ifrit.
"Its a deadly poision, that affects the neuros. This one can kill a man in a matter of seconds!"

AN ENTIRE SHIP HANGS IN THE BALANCE

COMING THIS SPRING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

20 MILLION MILES FROM HOME
THE IFRIT TENGE STORY

[Pandarsenic]

"He'sa dead..." Ifrit said, But then the supposed corpse sprang to life! "MOTHER FUCKER I WAS TAKING A NAP!" he screamed at Ifrit. He was a pale bespecticled man. "AUUUAAUAUH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE'A DEAD!" Ifrit screamed flapping his arms.

SUSPENSE!

"I DONT NEED YOUR HELP!" and he scooted away from them.
"Your'a gonna die if we dont help you!" Ifrit hollard.

"JUST LET ME DIE IN PEACE!" he screamed.

TOUCHING, HEARTFELT PERFORMANCES!

"Black Cran..." said the man.
"Black Cran? What'sa that?"

"Its a deadly neurotoxic, I dont know how it got on this ship... Nor why they would send me this"
"A neurotoxic? What'sa that?" questioned Ifrit.
"Its a deadly poision, that affects the neuros. This one can kill a man in a matter of seconds!"

AN ENTIRE SHIP HANGS IN THE BALANCE

COMING THIS SPRING TO A THEATER NEAR YOU

20 MILLION MILES FROM HOME
THE IFRIT TENGE STORY

inaluct, why are you so awesome?

[inaluct]

Blame cowofdoom.

Also, thank you.

[WorkerDrone]

Jon, we're still...being boarded. Aliens are running amok. Though we are starting to win a little in space.

We have tons of splodey rockets and such.

Also, the first ship is only disabled. It didn't blow up.

You also failed to mention the still obvious second ship(Not Atver's ship. That's hidden in the sun's corona. Theres another Cruiser, and you made it seem like it didn't exist).