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[WorkerDrone]

I put in something for you Pandar. At least it involves you. A little.

And thank you there Cow.

And Rickvoid, erm...hell.

I can't even understand what your saying. But again, I'm posting late at night, so I'll address what ever it is your ranting about tomorrow.

[rickvoid]

I put in something for you Pandar. At least it involves you. A little.

And thank you there Cow.

And Rickvoid, erm...hell.

I can't even understand what your saying. But again, I'm posting late at night, so I'll address what ever it is your ranting about tomorrow.

It's okay. It's 4 am here, and I don't understand half of what I'm saying. Don't feel bad.

[cowofdoom78963]

Its late here two, Im just going to put the finishing touches on this and head off to bed to face your complaints tomorrow.

[rickvoid]

Its late here two, Im just going to put the finishing touches on this and head off to bed to face your complaints tomorrow.

I'll go through that thing some time tomorrow. My brain attempted suicide when I tried to read it.

One thing though. As a preview.
If Jeremy runs into Ifrit? He's going to call him Mario. Complement him on his fine overalls. Ask where his plunger is. And suggest throwing Mario at the Aliens, so he can stomp on their heads.
Because that is the worst fake Italian accent. Ever.

[WorkerDrone]

HOLYFUCK!

NO NO NO!

ALL WRONG!

NO!

NO.





No.


OH GOD IT BURNS.

The alien weapons use sonic force to render muscles useless, and use great force to break bones. Not turn things into firey death. The aliens have no knowledge of the English language, or even the name of our race. In fact, you guys are damn lucky I allowed them to have similar means of communication. As telepathy would be impossible to emulate, and why the hell would we be able to understand or comprehend such a being at all?

The beings would not bother toying with you underbeings, and would simply kill you all on the spot.

EDIT.

EDITEDITEDIT!

EDIT!

WorkerDrone writhes on the floor in a panic attack.

[Pandarsenic]

OW
FUCK
MY BRAIN
MY FUCKING BRAIN
ARGGGHHHHBLBLBLBLBL*Foamfoamdie*

[rickvoid]

Perhaps a sample post should have been requested of prospective candidates.
Or a spelling, grammar, and punctuation test.

Y'know, it's funny. I was worried my post was being too hard on the guy.
I feel better now.

[WorkerDrone]

I'm still on the borders between, hilarity city, for the TOTALLY HILARIOUS accent, so bad its good, and the terrible mistakes, both logistic in the informative sense, and stranglehold he has on punctuation and grammar.

I think Pandar was lucky. He died soon after.

I just dropped to the floor mid-read.

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Oh what the fuck cow.

[cowofdoom78963]

Gah, I cringed before clicking this. Anyway:

The alien weapons use sonic force to render muscles useless, and use great force to break bones. Not turn things into firey death. The aliens have no knowledge of the English language, or even the name of our race. In fact, you guys are damn lucky I allowed them to have similar means of communication. As telepathy would be impossible to emulate, and why the hell would we be able to understand or comprehend such a being at all?

The beings would not bother toying with you underbeings, and would simply kill you all on the spot.

Alien weapon: Well that wasent stated up until now, I just imagined that the alien cannons would burn things.
English language: Well according to your first alien post they were speaking english. So I thought they could speak english...
Toying with people: Well mabey he was in a rush and had no time to kill them, or his gun ran out of ammo or something. There could be tons of reasons he is deciding not to kill them all. Also from your alien post I thought random killing was barbaric and beneath them or something.

Spelling and Grammer: What? You guys stop nit-picking, I spell checked most of the stuff I wrote. Im not perfect.

the terrible mistakes, both logistic in the informative sense

Yeah. Well theres just some things I dident know.(Like the aliens having bone breaking weapons), so I improvised. Of course I can fix that with the info I have now.

Also Im not saying Im right, Im just explaining my mistakes. I can fix those inconsistencys pretty easily, so dont worry about it.

[WorkerDrone]

Eh...the language thing was a problem on my part.

I didn't want to use alien language for all conversations. In front of humans, its comes out untranslated. Among themselves, it comes out in english, simply so you can enjoy the plot better.

As for the spelling mistakes and crap, heh. I was just dropping the bomb. It isn't that bad.

But the accent?

Oh gods.

[Pandarsenic]

One thing though. As a preview.
If Jeremy runs into Ifrit? He's going to call him Mario. Complement him on his fine overalls. Ask where his plunger is. And suggest throwing Mario at the Aliens, so he can stomp on their heads.
Because that is the worst fake Italian accent. Ever.

Kurtis will also do this.

[cowofdoom78963]

One thing though. As a preview.
If Jeremy runs into Ifrit? He's going to call him Mario. Complement him on his fine overalls. Ask where his plunger is. And suggest throwing Mario at the Aliens, so he can stomp on their heads.
Because that is the worst fake Italian accent. Ever.

Kurtis will also do this.

Alright? Why does everyone want to call my character Mario? Hes not a plumber(hes a orderly) and he doesnt even have a mustache and overalls.

I know he has an accent, but that dosent automaticaly make him a plumber.

Edit: Also, we have dropped to the second page. Someone fix that.

[Pandarsenic]

One thing though. As a preview.
If Jeremy runs into Ifrit? He's going to call him Mario. Complement him on his fine overalls. Ask where his plunger is. And suggest throwing Mario at the Aliens, so he can stomp on their heads.
Because that is the worst fake Italian accent. Ever.

Kurtis will also do this.

Alright? Why does everyone want to call my character Mario? Hes not a plumber(hes a orderly) and he doesnt even have a mustache and overalls.

I know he has an accent, but that dosent automaticaly make him a plumber.

Edit: Also, we have dropped to the second page. Someone fix that.

[cowofdoom78963]

People should not be judged by the accent of their voice, but the content of their character.

So uh, could someone update the story now?

Edit: Also I've fixed a few things in the alien encounter so it fits the story better. Now it fits the logistics. There was still a few parts Im thinking of fixing as well but I need some time to think how to do so efectivly.