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[cowofdoom78963]

So whens the next update?

When jon fixes his post?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

Okay. I'll go change it now. Thank you for pointing it out.

[cowofdoom78963]

hey drone, exactly how many aliens are in this firefight with the marines? In bay 5 of course.

[WorkerDrone]

Question is, how many do the aliens need to kick our asses.

[Pandarsenic]

What should Kurtis do? <_<

[WorkerDrone]

Scramble more fighters?

How should I fracking know?

Tis your character.

[Pandarsenic]

He's my character who's nowhere near the boarders, though. There's no threat to him and continuing to have him sit and poke his touch screen grows tiresome. <_<

[WorkerDrone]

Then get up, you lazy bastard.

[cowofdoom78963]

Question is, how many do the aliens need to kick our asses.

Well 3 of them were like killing lots of humans earlier, so would it be like 4 or 5?

But then again...

[WorkerDrone]

Heh. Element of surprise good chap. And between you and me, I like making all named characters that happen to be foes Elites or some such.

Its about a Platoons worth. Also, no more left and right killing. We can't really afford that, so don't throw in our own slaughter just for the hell of it.

[cowofdoom78963]

Heh. Element of surprise good chap. And between you and me, I like making all named characters that happen to be foes Elites or some such.

Its about a Platoons worth. Also, no more left and right killing. We can't really afford that, so don't throw in our own slaughter just for the hell of it.

Well its not that, but I would like to know what named characters are there and about how many enemys there so I dont ruin something accidently.
(or do something horribly illogical) but ok...

[WorkerDrone]

Hmm. So far, theres only 3 named alien characters. And 1 of them isn't on the ship.

And like I said. A platoons worth. 40-50 Aliens.

[cowofdoom78963]

ok thanks. And the marines?

Edit: Oh well whatever, Im sure it will be fine.

[Pandarsenic]

as they went through the door Ifrit and Paul read the sign hanging from the celing. It flashed:
[DECK 5, WELCOME AND ENJOY] and flickered.

"this must be the living deck" said Paul.
"I'va never been here before" Ifrit noted.
"and?" said Paul with a eyebrow raised.
"I aheard it'sa haunted by an apparition." whispered Ifrit looking around suspiciously.

"Nonsense, ghosts arent real" said Paul not believing a word.

They continued down the hall until...

"I can'a see the battle" said Ifrit in a hushed tone. He pointed down the hallway.
There was lots of fighting in the distance.

"this is'a too much for us now" whispered Ifrit and he pointed to a side exit on the side of the hall.

They snuck over to it and looked back sadly becuase they coudent help.
"Mabey we can live to fight another day..." said Ifrit disapointed.
But there was no time to sulk about! Women and children were running down the side exit screaming in panic!
"Whats going on!?" yelled Ifrit.
But there was no response.

"Lets see what this is all about" said Paul.
They ran to the site of a nearly empty Living Quarters.

It was dark, almost too dark to see becuase the lights were off.
"I cant see a thing!" Ifrit said. A woman bumped into Ifrit while running away and knocked him down!
"Watch'a where your going!" said Ifrit and he got up.

In the distance a figure can be seen.
"IT'SA THE GGHHHHHHHHOOOOST!" Ifrit said turning pale.
"no" said Paul recognising the facade, "Its the alien from before!"
The alien struck a menacing pose. "Your'a right!" Ifrit said regaining his composure.

Pauls eyes suddenly lit up like the fires of hell. They almost even brightened up the room. "YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR FOUL ACTS!" The alien fired its shock cannon at Paul but Paul jumped away and it missed.
Paul fired his rifle at the aliens leg crippling it. The alien fired a grapling hook and flew across the room! Ifrit said "Quick..." But Paul had already reloaded and fired at the aliens back. CLINK! the bullet bounced off but left a dent. The alien tumbled down from the force of the blow. Ifrit fired his pistol at the prone alien, it bounced off his armor. The injured alien crawled over to a door to escape but then everybody left that was in earshot ran to it and stomped on it and beat it until it died.

Paul leaned against a wall and said nonchalantly "Now what?"

Hilarity for posterity.

[cowofdoom78963]

What? I just posted that a minute ago, how did you read the whole thing?