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[Duke 2.0]

 Ha, seems my bathroom is filled with much manlier products than any of you!

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[Cthulhu]

I use a four-blade electric razor, although I really don't grow much more than a slight Sanchez moustache.

[Yanlin]

That has got to be the best razor I have ever seen.

[Aqizzar]

And I've been looking for that shampoo for years.  Take that babies.

[Yanlin]

I don't get the whole tears shampoo thing. Does shampoo cause tears when it gets in your eyes? why would it get in your eyes in the first place? What difference does it make over anti crying shampoo?

[Il Palazzo]

I don't get the whole tears shampoo thing. Does shampoo cause tears when it gets in your eyes? why would it get in your eyes in the first place? What difference does it make over anti crying shampoo?

Obviously, you've never:
1. seen the "Johnson's baby - 'no more tears' shampoo" advert.
2. tried to wash a toddler's head without letting the shampoo get in his/her eyes.
3. poured some shampoo in your eyes to find out if it gives you that stingy feeling.

I'd sure buy it if I could. It's the shampoo real men would use. It'd probably have an application instructions on it, going like: Pour some shampoo onto your scalp. Make sure that the foam gets in your eyes. Resist the urge to cry and make a tough-looking grin instead. Rinse and repeat.

edit: bad sentence structure

[Yanlin]

Masochism != Manly

[soup_alex]

It is when you're furnished with a chance to demonstrate how manly you are by resisting the temptation to cry like a baby with shampoo in your eyes.

I remember that shampoo.

"Nothing But Tears" is pretty manly, but it still says "Johnson's baby" on the bottle.

[Cthulhu]

Also, no more tears totally still hurts your eyes, man.  Johnson needs to be punched in the face for false advertising.

[soup_alex]

Also, no more tears totally still hurts your eyes, man.  Johnson needs to be punched in the face for false advertising.

Agree (well, in the past tense. Shampoo-in-eyes-pain is not so big a deal when you're past the baby stage, but I do remember feeling cheated (as a wee bairn) when my eyes still stung after getting No More Tears in them).
Or, babies need to GROW THE FUCK UP, MAN, IT'S SHAMPOO.
Or both.

[sonerohi]

Also, no more tears totally still hurts your eyes, man.  Johnson needs to be punched in the face for false advertising.

Agree (well, in the past tense. Shampoo-in-eyes-pain is not so big a deal when you're past the baby stage, but I do remember feeling cheated (as a wee bairn) when my eyes still stung after getting No More Tears in them).
Or, babies need to GROW THE FUCK UP, MAN, IT'S SHAMPOO.
Or both.

Oh yeah, a baby is going to man up and grow a beard their first bath after getting shampoo in their eyes. They're fucking babies. All they can do is giggle and poop themselves. They won't immediately turn into some grizzled pioneer cowboy who shoots his dog without a second though in order to have food.

[Aqizzar]

Agree (well, in the past tense. Shampoo-in-eyes-pain is not so big a deal when you're past the baby stage, but I do remember feeling cheated (as a wee bairn) when my eyes still stung after getting No More Tears in them).
Or, babies need to GROW THE FUCK UP, MAN, IT'S SHAMPOO.
Or both.

Oh yeah, a baby is going to man up and grow a beard their first bath after getting shampoo in their eyes. They're fucking babies. All they can do is giggle and poop themselves. They won't immediately turn into some grizzled pioneer cowboy who shoots his dog without a second though in order to have food.

I'm not sure which of you was going for more obtuse sarcasm with that one.

[Cthulhu]

Actually I was babysitting a two-year-old once and had to give it a bath.  I got No More Tears in its eyes and it turned into Liver-Eating Johnson.  That was really hard to explain to its parents.