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Author Topic: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!  (Read 6237 times)

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Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« on: March 05, 2009, 12:00:30 pm »
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #1 on: March 05, 2009, 04:58:57 pm »
Every time someone says Penny Arcade is dead, they give ya another good one.

I had to look it up to see if that wasn't a joke.  It wasn't.  There's actually a Gillette Razor marketed to "gamers".  To be fair, we do have some fucked up facial hair.

Also dwarves lol.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #2 on: March 05, 2009, 05:10:37 pm »
WHOA WHA!?!?!

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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #3 on: March 06, 2009, 05:02:19 pm »
Sometimes Penny Archade comes out with real gems, like this. But usually I find it unfunny and not worth reading.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 10:42:20 am »
What I'd like to know is... Wtf is this thing? A special shaver for gamers?
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 05:59:07 pm »
Why not, they've tried to market snack foods and energy drinks to "gamers".

We're a hard to please species, apparently.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2009, 06:24:49 pm »
At least marketing conceptors think so.  Really, we're more cynical than anything, and love being complimented on it.  An advertisement that just said, "Hey, our shit works, and here's why..." would probably work a lot better.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2009, 08:56:24 pm »
Members of today's gaming 'subculture', either don't shave or their facial hair isn't growing yet.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2009, 09:03:10 pm »
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on March 07, 2009, 08:56:24 pm
Members of today's gaming 'subculture', either don't shave or their facial hair isn't growing yet.

Really? Cuz i game and shave. Don't wanna look like aqizzar! ;D
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2009, 09:35:43 pm »
Yet those who will actually choose one product over another just for being for gamers run more along these lines

As in bad humour, young or/and idiotic and jobless.

While you are, I am to imagine, an averagely geeky guy, who plays a lot of games, yet has other hobbys and generally has more important goals in life other then enjoying himself playing games.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2009, 11:15:11 pm »
Quote from: Fishersalwaysdie on March 07, 2009, 09:35:43 pm
Yet those who will actually choose one product over another just for being for gamers run more along these lines

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As in bad humour, young or/and idiotic and jobless.

While you are, I am to imagine, an averagely geeky guy, who plays a lot of games, yet has other hobbys and generally has more important goals in life other then enjoying himself playing games.

What hell is going on with the characters in the second panel?
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2009, 11:39:53 pm »
Read the comic archive and you'll get it.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #12 on: March 08, 2009, 12:55:54 pm »
Wow. I use a normal shaver AND I game! I must be a freak of nature according to Gillette!
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #13 on: March 09, 2009, 08:08:04 pm »
I'm a gamer. While I don't generally shave, some situations do force me to take drastic measures. Such as one of the meal servers on my campus believing I'm some homeless guy that just walked in off the street.
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Re: Urist McGillette has crafted "The fusion of gamer" A legendary shaver!
« Reply #14 on: March 09, 2009, 09:54:13 pm »
That's a pretty fair definition of any student actually.

Unless they're in aesthetics & design.
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