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Author Topic: Giant money pit (think Urist McDuck)  (Read 3014 times)

Hectonkhyres

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Re: Giant money pit (think Urist McDuck)
« Reply #30 on: March 10, 2009, 05:52:33 pm »

Make an arctic fortress out of frozen blocks of blood sitting on a giant maggot-riddled scab in the middle of a crater lake of blood eternally replenished by ten thousand armies crucified around its rim and cursed to bleed forevermore without the blissful release of death. Flies the size of eagles and leeches the size of sea serpents inhabit this land. The surrounding land possesses rich hematite deposits left by the iron seeping from the blood into the surrounding rock. There are strata layers composed of shards of pulverized bone.
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And now the thread is about starfish porn.
...originally read that as 'perpetual motion pants' and thought how could I have missed this??

krumlink

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Re: Giant money pit (think Urist McDuck)
« Reply #31 on: March 10, 2009, 08:42:11 pm »

Buwhhahaha! Have a bridge above a bottleneck (gobs) and put all your coins on it. When they walk by retract the bridge! Those gobblins will get exactly what they want!
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