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Im_Sparks

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SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« on: March 01, 2009, 06:11:23 pm »

bam, mandrills fucking everywhere!



Luckily, I killed them all, but what could cause these oversized elves to attack(or even appear on my map)?
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Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2009, 06:21:37 pm »

How many mandrills were there? If there were only 4 or 5, that's normal band size for them, and they naturally will attack, because they're aggressive creatures, in DF as well as in real life.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2009, 06:23:07 pm »

it cause you have their stuff!(there stuff being anything not nailed down (not nailed down being anything the can pry up))
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2009, 06:29:48 pm »

How many mandrills were there? If there were only 4 or 5, that's normal band size for them, and they naturally will attack, because they're aggressive creatures, in DF as well as in real life.
There was.. 7 of them. Can they enter the map out of nowhere though?

it cause you have their stuff!(there stuff being anything not nailed down (not nailed down being anything the can pry up))
So they're like... Nevermind. They're just thieving bastards >:
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2009, 06:41:33 pm »

their like kobolds on steriods. instead of running they actually fight you and have a chance to win against a non trained dwarf.
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So it seems I accidentally put my canteen in my wheelbarrow and didn't notice... and then I got really thirsty... so right before going to sleep I go to take a swig from my canteen and... end up snorting a line of low-grade meth.

Im_Sparks

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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2009, 06:46:39 pm »

their like kobolds on steriods. instead of running they actually fight you and have a chance to win against a non trained dwarf.

Alright, new question;

Can resting dwarves tantrum?(IE: throw shit)
I've had these 2 bed-ridden for about 3 months now, and I'm getting worried.
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2009, 07:08:50 pm »

They can tantrum. But since they're resting and in a forced unconsciousness, they probably can't do anything.

And they can go crazy, too.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2009, 07:21:55 pm »

it cause you have their stuff!(there stuff being anything not nailed down (not nailed down being anything the can pry up))
So they're like... Nevermind. They're just thieving bastards >:
Fine, I'll say it.  They're like Corporal Nobby Nobbs.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2009, 09:01:57 pm »

their like kobolds on steriods. instead of running they actually fight you and have a chance to win against a non trained dwarf.

Alright, new question;

Can resting dwarves tantrum?(IE: throw shit)
I've had these 2 bed-ridden for about 3 months now, and I'm getting worried.
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Basically if they have a red injury I suspect they will never wake up at all. You should get rid of them and then make their bones into some some bolts and kill the next set of mandrils. Otherwise they will basically drain resources forever.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2009, 09:05:50 pm »

Be worried, Sparks. Mandrills come in waves, just like other, less insane animals. I lost like 5 dwarves to an abnormally large wave once. There were something like 12 or more mandrills. It was bad.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2009, 09:06:31 pm »

 Resources being a bucket of water, a bed and possibly a few minutes of some dwarfs time?
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2009, 09:09:24 pm »

Be worried, Sparks. Mandrills come in waves, just like other, less insane animals. I lost like 5 dwarves to an abnormally large wave once. There were something like 12 or more mandrills. It was bad.

So, since those primordial tards came in, there will be more and THERE WILL BE BLOOD?
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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!

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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2009, 09:21:15 pm »

Be worried, Sparks. Mandrills come in waves, just like other, less insane animals. I lost like 5 dwarves to an abnormally large wave once. There were something like 12 or more mandrills. It was bad.

So, since those primordial tards came in, there will be more and THERE WILL BE BLOOD?
Yes. Be worried.

More importantly, be ready.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2009, 09:34:19 pm »

Be worried, Sparks. Mandrills come in waves, just like other, less insane animals. I lost like 5 dwarves to an abnormally large wave once. There were something like 12 or more mandrills. It was bad.

So, since those primordial tards came in, there will be more and THERE WILL BE BLOOD?
Yes. Be worried.

More importantly, be ready.
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Re: SO AS I WAS JUST MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2009, 09:48:02 pm »

So, uhh.. What do you guys think?

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Well treat me like the disease like the rats and the fleas, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Well treat me like the sea oh so salty and mean, A-ha-ha! A-ha-ha!
Let's shake hands if you want but soon both hands are gone, A-ha-ha!
Cut me down like a tree like the lumber or weeds, well discard who you please like the leaves off a tree. Drag me out of the sea and then teach me to breath. Give me forced health till I wish death on myself. Ah! Ha! Ha!
March on! March on! March on! March on! MARCH ON!
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