Frelock,the 250 db you see in Rooster's status is his remaining cash after creating his vehicle,if you'll check a turn before you'll see that he had a 'Carrying 250 db' status just above the 'Cash:250 db'
And sorry for my lateness,I guess I decided to take a extra mini-break from updating this thing.Also,in the mean time you may have noticed my avatar has changed,not sure what happened there...
Turn 9!Get me some scorpion kebab.
You pull out a scorpion kebab from who knows where,and then you eat it.
I have no idea how this was supposed to help you against the scorpions,nope... not one bit.
Oh yeah,and the scorpions clamp on and rid you of your racer's signature feature,the spikes.
a4,oook,you eat a scorpion meat kebab.
Scorpions!=3,kwap!
Damage?=1,good bye spikes!
Finish off the race, driving aggressively, like I started out.
And thanks for helping me along, webadict. I seriously could not have done it without you.
One last thing: the statuses say that rooster still has the cash.
No problem Frelock, but uh... good luck with fixing your car.
Anyhow, FINISH HIM THE RACE!
Also, my car shall be named... #00 after my Dad's race car. Psh, bet none of you guys thought my dad raced.
You two thank each other and celebrate your combined victory.However,in forgeting to give me a specific action for dividing your racers,you stay together.
Due to technicality,Frelock crosses the finish line before webadict,thus gets 750 db while webadict gets 500... Sort it out on your own.
a-meh
a-meh
c4+3=6
s6+1=6,progress... who the hell am I kidding? FINISHED!
I shoot at Dwarmin. Burn, you bastard!
You fire a bolt,it streaks through the sky and plicks off Dwarmin's armor.
a4
Dwarmin armor?=4-1=3,close
c5
s4
okay, I just explode while screaming ALLAH!ALLAH!
Hopefully I take someone with me
You start screaming about this... allah... this makes aqizzar aware of you and he seems to be readying himself for something,before you know it a grapple is locked firmly in place and your racer slows.
a2,how the hell do you do that?
c5+1=6
s6+1=6,progress two?=5(why not?)
BLAAARGH! We need a 2nd scorpion!
Cautious driving
Fee the scorpion some pancakes to tame him! Woot!
You have Mofo feed some pancakes to another scorpion,when reaching his arm out it crosses his mind that this is a very... Very bad idea.
Before he can retract his arm he is ate alive by the massive scorpion.Let this be a lesson,leave the suicidal crap to the redshirts.
The scorpion,not content with a serving of dwarf and pancake,ravages your vehicle some more.It came close to doing some real damage,but just.
a1,-1 to scorpion roll,your gunner is dead
Scorpions!=3-1=2
Damage?=6,safe!Except for poor Mofo...
Dammit, so one has to far behind.
I toss my grappling hook into Rooster's boar harnesses, to mess him up.
And continue driving aggressively.
Noticing the strange yelling from Rooster's vocal chords,you decide to silence him,or at least but him far enough behind that you won't hear him for a while...
You toss your grapple and it connects,however the Goblin Chariot keeps up despite being held back by the huge anchor digging into the ground.
a5,hook'd! (-3 speed for Rooster until he detatches the thing(which is basically right away))
c2+1=3
s5+2=6,prog... ZOOOM?=6(SURE!)
Background:no more this race
Map:
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250dbBag of minessand driftGiant scorpionsFlat stretchStatuses:-webadict
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(3rd)
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor:
-refractive-
Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to speed,+1 all,+3
burning/heat
Racer combined with the PAHauler
Carrying 250db!
Cash:0db
-NUKE9.13
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 6
Wheels:
-spiked wood-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-Glowing cats-
Stats:[snow immune][ram retaliation]+1 cornering,+1 to ramming
Damage:-1 cornering,-1 to ramming
Bonuses:+1 Glowy cat speed
Current stats:+1 to ramming,+1 to ram damage,+1 speed
Cash:50db
-andrea
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(1st)
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Weapons:
-Rock mugs-
Bag of mines,2 uses left
henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf-
Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 ramming,+1 speed,+1 all
Cash:1000db
-Boksi
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 5
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
None
Engine:
-Furnace-
-Custom afterburners-
Weapons:
-Ballista-
Stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled
Damage:No Armor,-3 speed
Current stats:+1 to cornering,-1 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled
Cash:0db
-Frelock
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(2nd)
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf- x3(alpha,beta,and prime),Beta is dead
Stats:+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2/3 to speed
Damage:One dead henchdwarf,Sapped henchdwarf will(-1 speed until end of race),-2 speed(clothes caught in engine),-1 cornering
Current stats:+1 to cornering,+1 to all damage,-2/-1 to speed
racer combined with the only unnamed vehicle in the race
Cash:100db
-Aqizzar
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-1 basic(Cog)(dead)-
-1 crazy(Mad Olan)-
Weapons:
-Hook,Rope,and anchor-
Stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1/2 Speed
Damage:1 dead Cog
Current stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1 speed
-1 sabotage
Cash:0db
-Dwarmin
Driving:Cautious
Position:Square 6
Wheels:
-rigged wood-
Armor:
-Wood-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-fire imp in a box-
Henchdwarfs:
-R.I.P. Mofo,gunnerdwarf-
Extra stuffs:
-Tamed giant scorpion-
Stats:[snow immune]+2 Speed
Damage:-1 speed
Current stats:+1 speed
Cash:0db
-Rooster
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor add on:
-stream-lining-
Stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed
Damage:-1 all
Current stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed,-1 all
Cash:250db
Race finished!
After consulting the following race prep info please make new purchases(and hopefully remind me of mid-race actions so I don't forget)
Elven Retreat!
+500 db 1st,2nd,3rd places
Every turn racers will be peppered by arrows,-2 chance for arrows to hit
Map:
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Oh! also...
THE RACE IS OVER!Just in case you didn't gather earlier...