Turn 1!I concentrate on getting the lead, driving really fast. If somebody other than me is in the lead, I shoot them. Otherwise I shoot whoever is gaining on me the most.
You concentrate so hard on going vroom vroom,you forgot to release the clutch...
Failing that you proceed to fire the ballista,when you pull the trigger a mysterious breeze is felt and a loud ripping sound is heard,when the bolt completely misses it's target you notice your trousers flapping with the wind through the dust of the other racers as they drive off.
aggressive driving , lets be fast
also, i ram frelock. he is too fast.
You give Frelock a good ram,but it doesn't appear to phase him.You speed along.
a4
Frelock's armor?=6+1=6
c4+3=6
s4+2=6,progress two?=6(yes!)
Well, how de do to you too. I just drive fast and aggressively. All henchdwarves to the pumps!
Your henchdwarves line up to their stations,pumping with determination they propel your vehicle forward with massive speed.
a5,+1 to speed roll
c3+1=4
s3+5=6,progress two?=4(yes!)
Normal driving, both dwarfs pumping, and I'll chuck my hook and line at Frelock's wagon. He might drag me along with him or something.
Before Frelock gets away you secure the grapple end of your weapon to your vehicle,then with great strength you launch the anchor into the air at the PAHauler,the anchor smashes into the chassis and securely tethers your vehicles together.
With a shocking jerk your vehicle is propelled by the power of five dwarves!
You are now tethered to Frelock's vehicle,if he makes a successful speed roll you will travel with him,even if he gets to progress two squares rather than one.
You will lose the tether if:
-You fail your cornering roll or crash
-He fails his cornering roll,crashes,or fails his speed roll and you overtake him.
-Anyone manually detatches the tether
a6,attached,if he suceeds speed roll,you do too automatically.
c6+2=6
sX(auto sucess,progress two with Frelock)
Make a break for the lead
Cautious Driving
Man the Fire Imps with gunner, and let loose our unholy wrath upon Boksi
While Your gunner nails his target,you struggle to feed your furnace so you can actually get moving.
When you do start moving,it is slow,and although your being very cautious not to go off course,you do. Bad start chap!
a5,+1 speed
Hit boksi?=5+1=6
Boksi armor?=1+1=2,-1 all
c1+1=2,off course!
Crash?=4,nope
s1+1=2,stayin' right 'ere!
I suppose I'll drive aggressively. I shall ram all those in my path! I can choose randomly through a roll if I must.
Yeah! Show them! ...
You just flipped over.
Luckily your vehicle seems fully functional despite the mishap.
a1,INSTA CRASH!
Damage?=6+1=6(safe)
cX
sX
I will poke dwarmin in the eye. (Ram him)
Normal driving.
Like Webadict before you,you flip your car.
While waiting for the gyrocopter pickup you notice one of your wheels has a spike bent in a particular fashine,unfortunately this will mess with your handling.
a1,INSTA CRASH!
Damage?=1,-1 cornering
cX
sX
I drive as fast as I can!
You drive fast,but isn't that was everyone is doing?
While driving like a half-witted maniac you feel a oddly large booger drip down your nose,you go to pick it off.Your nose feels very clear now.
a4,You pull out a booger,you nose feels more clear now
c4+1=5
s6+3=6,progress two?=6(yes!)
Background:6,a 250db pickup appears on the road.
Map:
S _ _+_ _ _ _ _ _ _
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
250dbStatuses:-webadict
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Start
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor:
-refractive-
Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to speed,+1 all,+3 burning/heat
Cash:0db
-NUKE9.13
Driving:Normal
Position:Start
Wheels:
-spiked wood-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-cats-
Armor add on:
-Spikes-
Stats:[snow immune][ram retaliation]+1 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to ram damage
Damage:-1 cornering
Current stats:+2 to ramming,+1 to ram damage
Cash:150db
-andrea
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 2
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
-gripping mesh-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Weapons:
-Rock mugs-
henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf-
Stats:[snow immune]+4 cornering,+2 ramming,+1 speed,+1 all
Cash:0db
-Boksi
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Start
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-Ballista-
Stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed,+1 all
Damage:-1 all
Current stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed
Cash:0db
-Frelock
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 2
Wheels:
-rigged iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf- x3(alpha,beta,and prime)
Stats:[snow immune]+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2/3 to speed
Cash:0db
-Aqizzar
Driving:Normal
Position:Square 2
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-1 basic(Cog)-
-1 crazy(Mad Olan)-
Weapons:
-Hook,Rope,and anchor-
Stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1/2 Speed
attached to Frelock
-1 sabotage
Cash:0db
-Dwarmin
Driving:Cautious
Position:Start
Wheels:
-rigged wood-
Armor:
-Wood-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-fire imp in a box-
Henchdwarfs:
-1 Gunner-
Stats:[snow immune]+2 Speed
Cash:0db
-Rooster
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 2
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor add on:
-stream-lining-
Stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed
Cash:250db
Funny how either people went two squares or none at all.There is no-one in square 1.