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[SHAD0Wdump]

Of course.

There are details for this stuff in the rules post(#3) bottom of the spoiler tag.

[andrea]

i'll build a boar cage instead. while i want to buy a new engine, i want a backup one if something goes horribly wrong during the race.

if that is allowed. being able to have 2 engines (and using only one) was discussed before, but if i remember correctly your last aswer was that you would think about it.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Yeah,so far I've been leaning towards the best of two rule.(as in webadict and Frelock's super car)

[SHAD0Wdump]

Alright,I'm going to demote my update schedule to once every two days.

This way I can fit it in ya know what I'm sayin'?

[SHAD0Wdump]

Sometimes I wonder if my die is loaded...

Turn 8!

Sigh.
I engage in repairs to my vehicle, whilst driving carefully.

You do meaningless 'repairs' where you bang on various areas with a hammer,you didn't break anything nor did you repair.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a2,no,you don't,-1 cornering(this turn)
c2-4=shoulda said cautious driving!,-1 to crash roll
Crash?=6-1=5,got away with it
s6,progress two?=3(no)

You know what would be more dangerous than ballista bolts? Burning ballista bolts!

Well, actually it'd be weaker, but it's cool, so it's stronger.

You stuff a batch of ballista bolts in a bucket and light them on fire.Your not sure if you got the point.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a3,you make a pile of burning ballista bolts,do they do anything?No.
c5
s4

I throw my mine at dwarmin now.  I'm already going to be in at least 4th place, somebody is going down!

Olon will pump to propel me aggressively forward.

You toss the mine,away...
Well that was dumb.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a2,no dice,and this time it doesn't come back,bummer.
Scorpions!=5,safe
c3+1=4
s4+2=6,progress two?=4(yes)

Correction, reach over and grab the 250db from Rooster while we're ramming him. (forgot he had that)

If I get it, I'd like to give it to webadict (as a free action?).

I ram the Roostermobile!

Webadict smashes the double-racer against the Goblin Chariot while Frelock gets his grubby hands on Rooster's loot.No damage.

Frelock tosses the cash to webadict and they speed along to the final stretch.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a(webadict)1+2=3,whomp,just a scratch
a(frelock)6,you get the cash
c4+3=6
s6+2=6,progress two?=2(no)

Cautious driving
Man fire imps with mofo and shoot the mine in MID AIR

No matter how much Mofo bangs the box the imp just won't cough up a fireball.
Meanwhile that damn scorpion(the non-tame one) keeps banging on the side of your racer.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a2,the imp resists the temptation to burn a random object that doesn't scream
Scorpions!=3,they gotcha!
Damage?=4,yer fine
cX
sX

Aggresive driving. I make a crude sail to make me go faster

You scramble to get something to make a sail with,but find nothing.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a2,but what to make it with?
c1+1=2,off course
Crash?=2,too bad
Damage?=3-1=2,-1 speed(stream-lining)
sX

Background:no more this race

Map:

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250db
Bag of mines
sand drift
Giant scorpions
Flat stretch


Statuses:
-webadict

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 9

Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor:
-refractive-

Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to speed,+1 all,+3 burning/heat

Racer combined with the PAHauler


Carrying 250db!
Cash:0db

-NUKE9.13

Spoiler: 'GOT SPIKES' (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 6

Wheels:
-spiked wood-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-Glowing cats-
Armor add on:
-Spikes-

Stats:[snow immune][ram retaliation]+1 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to ram damage
Damage:-1 cornering,-1 to ramming
Bonuses:+1 Glowy cat speed
Current stats:+1 to ramming,+1 to ram damage,+1 speed

Cash:50db

-andrea

Spoiler: racing car A (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(1st)

Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Weapons:
-Rock mugs-
Bag of mines,2 uses left
henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf-

Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 ramming,+1 speed,+1 all

Cash:1000db

-Boksi

Spoiler: Skrapatól (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 4

Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
None
Engine:
-Furnace-
-Custom afterburners-
Weapons:
-Ballista-

Stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled
Damage:No Armor,-3 speed
Current stats:+1 to cornering,-1 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled

Cash:0db

-Frelock

Spoiler: PAHauler (click to show/hide)

Driving:Normal
Position:Square 9

Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf- x3(alpha,beta,and prime),Beta is dead

Stats:+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2/3 to speed
Damage:One dead henchdwarf,Sapped henchdwarf will(-1 speed until end of race),-2 speed(clothes caught in engine),-1 cornering
Current stats:+1 to cornering,+1 to all damage,-2/-1 to speed

racer combined with the only unnamed vehicle in the race


Cash:100db

-Aqizzar

Spoiler: !!Lagwagon!! (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 8

Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-1 basic(Cog)(dead)-
-1 crazy(Mad Olan)-
Weapons:
-Hook,Rope,and anchor-

Stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1/2 Speed
Damage:1 dead Cog
Current stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1 speed

-1 sabotage
Cash:0db

-Dwarmin

Spoiler: Rolling Pugler Ugly Fugler (click to show/hide)

Driving:Cautious
Position:Square 6

Wheels:
-rigged wood-
Armor:
-Wood-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-fire imp in a box-
Henchdwarfs:
-1 Gunner(Mofo)(radiation sickness,no crewed weapon bonus)-
Extra stuffs:
-Tamed giant scorpion-

Stats:[snow immune]+2 Speed
Damage:-1 speed
Current stats:+1 speed

Cash:0db

-Rooster

Spoiler: Goblin Chariot (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 8

Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor add on:
-stream-lining-

Stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed
Damage:-1 all
Current stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed,-1 all


Cash:250db

I'm going to go with the twice a race rule for driving focus.

This round I just rushed the narration,as I am running a bit late.

[NUKE9.13]

Get me some scorpion kebab.

[Frelock]

Finish off the race, driving aggressively, like I started out.

And thanks for helping me along, webadict.  I seriously could not have done it without you.

One last thing: the statuses say that rooster still has the cash.

[Boksi]

I shoot at Dwarmin. Burn, you bastard!

[webadict]

No problem Frelock, but uh... good luck with fixing your car.

Anyhow, FINISH HIM THE RACE!

Also, my car shall be named... #00 after my Dad's race car. Psh, bet none of you guys thought my dad raced.

[Rooster]

okay, I just explode while screaming ALLAH!ALLAH!
Hopefully I take someone with me

[Dwarmin]

BLAAARGH! We need a 2nd scorpion!

Cautious driving
Fee the scorpion some pancakes to tame him! Woot!

[Aqizzar]

Dammit, so one has to far behind.

I toss my grappling hook into Rooster's boar harnesses, to mess him up.  And continue driving aggressively.

[webadict]

B-b-b-bump

[SHAD0Wdump]

Yeah,I'm behind on the turn,way behind.

Going to be tomorrow At Best.

[SHAD0Wdump]

Frelock,the 250 db you see in Rooster's status is his remaining cash after creating his vehicle,if you'll check a turn before you'll see that he had a 'Carrying 250 db' status just above the 'Cash:250 db'

And sorry for my lateness,I guess I decided to take a extra mini-break from  updating this thing.Also,in the mean time you may have noticed my avatar has changed,not sure what happened there...

Turn 9!

Get me some scorpion kebab.

You pull out a scorpion kebab from who knows where,and then you eat it.

I have no idea how this was supposed to help you against the scorpions,nope... not one bit.

Oh yeah,and the scorpions clamp on and rid you of your racer's signature feature,the spikes.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a4,oook,you eat a scorpion meat kebab.
Scorpions!=3,kwap!
Damage?=1,good bye spikes!

Finish off the race, driving aggressively, like I started out.

And thanks for helping me along, webadict.  I seriously could not have done it without you.

One last thing: the statuses say that rooster still has the cash.

No problem Frelock, but uh... good luck with fixing your car.

Anyhow, FINISH HIM THE RACE!

Also, my car shall be named... #00 after my Dad's race car. Psh, bet none of you guys thought my dad raced.

You two thank each other and celebrate your combined victory.However,in forgeting to give me a specific action for dividing your racers,you stay together.

Due to technicality,Frelock crosses the finish line before webadict,thus gets 750 db while webadict gets 500... Sort it out on your own.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a-meh
a-meh
c4+3=6
s6+1=6,progress... who the hell am I kidding? FINISHED!

I shoot at Dwarmin. Burn, you bastard!

You fire a bolt,it streaks through the sky and plicks off Dwarmin's armor.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a4
Dwarmin armor?=4-1=3,close
c5
s4

okay, I just explode while screaming ALLAH!ALLAH!
Hopefully I take someone with me

You start screaming about this... allah... this makes aqizzar aware of you and he seems to be readying himself for something,before you know it a grapple is locked firmly in place and your racer slows.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a2,how the hell do you do that?
c5+1=6
s6+1=6,progress two?=5(why not?)

BLAAARGH! We need a 2nd scorpion!

Cautious driving
Fee the scorpion some pancakes to tame him! Woot!

You have Mofo feed some pancakes to another scorpion,when reaching his arm out it crosses his mind that this is a very... Very bad idea.
 Before he can retract his arm he is ate alive by the massive scorpion.Let this be a lesson,leave the suicidal crap to the redshirts.

The scorpion,not content with a serving of dwarf and pancake,ravages your vehicle some more.It came close to doing some real damage,but just.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a1,-1 to scorpion roll,your gunner is dead
Scorpions!=3-1=2
Damage?=6,safe!Except for poor Mofo...

Dammit, so one has to far behind.

I toss my grappling hook into Rooster's boar harnesses, to mess him up. 

And continue driving aggressively.

Noticing the strange yelling from Rooster's vocal chords,you decide to silence him,or at least but him far enough behind that you won't hear him for a while...
 You toss your grapple and it connects,however the Goblin Chariot keeps up despite being held back by the huge anchor digging into the ground.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

a5,hook'd! (-3 speed for Rooster until he detatches the thing(which is basically right away))
c2+1=3
s5+2=6,prog... ZOOOM?=6(SURE!)

Background:no more this race

Map:

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250db
Bag of mines
sand drift
Giant scorpions
Flat stretch


Statuses:
-webadict

Spoiler: #00 (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(3rd)

Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor:
-refractive-

Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to speed,+1 all,+3

burning/heat

Racer combined with the PAHauler


Carrying 250db!
Cash:0db

-NUKE9.13

Spoiler: 'GOT SPIKES' (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 6

Wheels:
-spiked wood-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-Glowing cats-

Stats:[snow immune][ram retaliation]+1 cornering,+1 to ramming
Damage:-1 cornering,-1 to ramming
Bonuses:+1 Glowy cat speed
Current stats:+1 to ramming,+1 to ram damage,+1 speed

Cash:50db

-andrea

Spoiler: racing car A (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(1st)

Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Weapons:
-Rock mugs-
Bag of mines,2 uses left
henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf-

Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 ramming,+1 speed,+1 all

Cash:1000db

-Boksi

Spoiler: Skrapatól (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 5

Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
None
Engine:
-Furnace-
-Custom afterburners-
Weapons:
-Ballista-

Stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled
Damage:No Armor,-3 speed
Current stats:+1 to cornering,-1 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled

Cash:0db

-Frelock

Spoiler: PAHauler (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(2nd)

Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf- x3(alpha,beta,and prime),Beta is dead

Stats:+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2/3 to speed
Damage:One dead henchdwarf,Sapped henchdwarf will(-1 speed until end of race),-2 speed(clothes caught in engine),-1 cornering
Current stats:+1 to cornering,+1 to all damage,-2/-1 to speed

racer combined with the only unnamed vehicle in the race


Cash:100db

-Aqizzar

Spoiler: !!Lagwagon!! (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!

Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-1 basic(Cog)(dead)-
-1 crazy(Mad Olan)-
Weapons:
-Hook,Rope,and anchor-

Stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1/2 Speed
Damage:1 dead Cog
Current stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1 speed

-1 sabotage
Cash:0db

-Dwarmin

Spoiler: Rolling Pugler Ugly Fugler (click to show/hide)

Driving:Cautious
Position:Square 6

Wheels:
-rigged wood-
Armor:
-Wood-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-fire imp in a box-
Henchdwarfs:
-R.I.P. Mofo,gunnerdwarf-
Extra stuffs:
-Tamed giant scorpion-

Stats:[snow immune]+2 Speed
Damage:-1 speed
Current stats:+1 speed

Cash:0db

-Rooster

Spoiler: Goblin Chariot (click to show/hide)

Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!

Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor add on:
-stream-lining-

Stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed
Damage:-1 all
Current stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed,-1 all


Cash:250db

Race finished!

After consulting the following race prep info please make new purchases(and hopefully remind me of mid-race actions so I don't forget)

Elven Retreat!
+500 db 1st,2nd,3rd places
Every turn racers will be peppered by arrows,-2 chance for arrows to hit

Map:

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Oh! also...
THE RACE IS OVER!
Just in case you didn't gather earlier...