Sorry,the chatbot thread is hugely distracting...
Also,stuff.
Turn 6!aggressive driving, whipping boars. tile 9 is the target!!!
You whip your boars rather strongly,so hard in fact that they move slower as if to deliver the message that they don't like it.
Never-the-less,little old lucky you cross the finish line in first place.
a2,-1 speed
c1+3=4
s5+3=6,progress two(and take 1st place)?=6(typical)
Alright, I let webadict steer our new dual racer, while I and my henchdwarves work the pumps (yes, I am abandoning my driver seat to help my henchdwarves pump).
I simply focus on driving. The boring, no-roll way.
While webadict flawlessly stears the double car(he's in the back,that takes skill!),you jump over to the pumps and get your shirt yanked off of you by the many gears,now the engine grinds so baddly that you can't help but think that webadict's vehicle is the only reason the contraption is moving.
a1(Frelock),clothes jammed in engine,-2 speed
aX(webadict)
cX
s6-1=5
I ram the Frelock/webadict combination.
2 ram-ees for the price of one!
You enthusiastically slam into both vehicles,embedding your spikes in the PAHauler's wheels.
You desperately try to free yourself,and in doing so completely lose control and get bogged down in the sand drift.
a5+2=6,damage roll to both targets!
Frelock's armor?=2,-1 cornering
webadict's armor?=6
c2-2=0,-1 to crash roll
Crash?=1-1=0,-1 to damage roll
Damage?=4-1=3,your fine
sX
I get myself out of the sand by throwing my grappling hook at webadict/Frelock. Or NUKE9.13, I'm not sure who I can throw it at.
Do I still have the landmine? It'll make a great weapon.
You toss the hook onto NUKE's racer,but quickly release the tether when you notice the 'GOT SPIKES' crash.
a4,grapple target=NUKE9.13,same stuff as before,except NUKE immediately crashed,next time,specify a target.
c4
s5-1=4
Okay, if the odds are so low I'll just drive forward and fire at any of the square fivers.
Once again you notice a lack of momentum on the Skrapatól's part and quickly jump to the ballista's controls.You fire a bolt which sticks into NUKE's armor.
a5+1=6,target?=NUKE9.13,+1 damage
NUKE armor?=3-1=2,-1 to ramming(don't ask me how)
c3
s2,not goin' anywhere!
Using Driving focus...mooooove forrrrwaaard.......mmm pancakes!
mmmMMMmmm... Paaaancaaaakes.
aX
cX
s6+3=6,progress two?=4(yes!)
I drive like a madman ordering the spirits to lift my wagon
You chant mysterious words and suddenly a group of dead servents appears,you order them to lift your vehicle with apparently no good reason.
The servents lift your vehicle high,higher,HIGHER!,even higher??? This is much too high...
Without thinking you order the spirits to bring your vehicle back down,and they
drop it.
Start praying...
a1,to the heavens! where you land,nobody knows!,double damage rolls on landing,find out what happens next turn!
c?
s?
Background:no more this race
Map:
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1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
250dbBag of minessand driftGiant scorpionsFlat stretchStatuses:-webadict
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 6
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor:
-refractive-
Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to speed,+1 all,+3 burning/heat
Racer combined with the PAHauler
Cash:0db
-NUKE9.13
Driving:Normal
Position:Square 5
Wheels:
-spiked wood-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-cats-
Armor add on:
-Spikes-
Stats:[snow immune][ram retaliation]+1 cornering,+2 to ramming,+1 to ram damage
Damage:-1 cornering,-1 to ramming
Bonuses:+1 speed this race
Current stats:+1 to ramming,+1 to ram damage,+1 speed this race
Cash:50db
-andrea
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Finished!(1st)
Wheels:
-Spiked iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-boars-
Weapons:
-Rock mugs-
Bag of mines,2 uses left
henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf-
Stats:[snow immune]+3 cornering,+2 ramming,+1 speed,+1 all
Cash:1000db
-Boksi
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 2
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
None
Engine:
-Furnace-
-Custom afterburners-
Weapons:
-Ballista-
Stats:+1 to cornering,+2 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled
Damage:No Armor,-3 speed
Current stats:+1 to cornering,-1 to speed,+1 additional speed if fueled
Cash:0db
-Frelock
Driving:Normal
Position:Square 6
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-iron-
Engine:
-henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-basic henchdwarf- x3(alpha,beta,and prime),Beta is dead
Stats:+2 to cornering,+1 to all damage,+1/2/3 to speed
Damage:One dead henchdwarf,Sapped henchdwarf will(-1 speed until end of race),-2 speed(clothes caught in engine),-1 cornering
Current stats:+1 to cornering,+1 to all damage,-2/-1 to speed
racer combined with the only unnamed vehicle in the race
Cash:100db
-Aqizzar
Driving:Normal
Position:Square 6
Wheels:
-Iron-
Armor:
-Iron-
Engine:
-Henchdwarf screw pump engine-
Henchdwarves:
-1 basic(Cog)(dead)-
-1 crazy(Mad Olan)-
Weapons:
-Hook,Rope,and anchor-
-one magnetic mine-
Stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1/2 Speed
Damage:1 dead Cog
Current stats:+2 Cornering,+1 all,+1 speed
-1 sabotage
Cash:0db
-Dwarmin
Driving:Aggressive
Position:Square 6
Wheels:
-rigged wood-
Armor:
-Wood-
Engine:
-Furnace-
Weapons:
-fire imp in a box-
Henchdwarfs:
-1 Gunner(Mofo)(radiation sickness,no crewed weapon bonus)-
Stats:[snow immune]+2 Speed
Cash:0db
-Rooster
Driving:Normal
Position:Stratosphere
Wheels:
-iron-
Armor:
-wood-
Engine:
-boars-
Armor add on:
-stream-lining-
Stats:+2 cornering,+2 speed
Carrying 250db!
Cash:250db
In fact,today has been extremely distracting.
One last thing,andrea,be glad I didn't just deduct your winnings for that...
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