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Author Topic: Dwarven vows  (Read 2677 times)

Pruvan

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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #15 on: March 02, 2009, 04:45:04 am »

Expecting him to find something I did not want him to find, I instead breathed a sigh of relief when he found the game

Huhuhu, I can only imagine what kind of dirty stuff you're storing in there.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #16 on: March 02, 2009, 06:15:33 am »

Let all those who disobey my mandates be beaten and hammered!
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #17 on: March 02, 2009, 07:13:23 am »

Let our devotion be as inexhaustible as the soaper's guild career placement service!
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #18 on: March 02, 2009, 07:53:08 am »

If life gives you a lemon build a oversized pump system to channel magma into the lemon.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #19 on: March 02, 2009, 08:42:21 am »

No clothing should stay between me and the world!

For you i would even clean myself.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #20 on: March 02, 2009, 11:24:22 am »

I'd rather be with you than drill holes in elves.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #21 on: March 02, 2009, 04:53:47 pm »

I may be a Miner, but I won't tell the Hammerer if you don't...
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #22 on: March 02, 2009, 04:54:32 pm »

I may be a Miner, but I won't tell the Hammerer if you don't...

Oh you.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #23 on: March 02, 2009, 04:56:59 pm »

I may be a Miner, but I won't tell the Hammerer if you don't...

Oh you.

Hey, if the King does it it's not a crime. Oh wait... "Rak Ignolgoth, Hammerer, cancels Beat King: not a crook" There we go.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #24 on: March 02, 2009, 07:20:27 pm »

I'm trying to figure out how to fit in the subject of a catsplosion in a vow...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
'Til cats do us part.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #25 on: March 03, 2009, 04:40:00 pm »

I'm trying to figure out how to fit in the subject of a catsplosion in a vow...
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
'Til catsplosion do us part.

Fixed.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #26 on: March 03, 2009, 04:41:02 pm »

'less... 'lessavva pint *hic*
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #27 on: March 04, 2009, 06:45:08 pm »

for drunker or for soberer, in siege and in peace, til megaconstructions take us away from this realm of existence.
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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #28 on: March 05, 2009, 10:14:27 pm »

Seriously, before love poems go into the game Toady should certainly take a look at this topic.

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mainiac

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Re: Dwarven vows
« Reply #29 on: March 06, 2009, 06:57:36 am »

I pledge eternal friendship, upon the lives of all those in close proximity to me.

...and should you die I will stubbornly refuse to dig a tomb.
...and then bugger off for a drink....did I really say eternal?
...look, man, the point is that your corpse totally wont rot too much before we shove you in a roughly made casket.
...much
« Last Edit: March 06, 2009, 07:14:25 am by mainiac »
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