Yes, dwarven vows, now shut up and listin.
About a week ago, (before my computer finally got fixed) my cousin rummaged through my closet looking for something to dampen his boredem. Expecting him to find something I did not want him to find, I instead breathed a sigh of relief when he found the game
Tales of Symphonia which is something I hold fond to my heart. Anyway I told him I was not going to play it with him, as I had already completed all of the ONE HUNDRED AND TWENTY HOURS OF GAMEPLAY CONTENT WITH IN IT erhm.
So I watch him play for some time and when he finaly beats the fake treasure chest mini boss in the first dungeon, with some of my own tips. I hear a quite pleasing after battle scene.
Collete & Genis- Dwarven Vow number one, [or was it eleven?] Justice and love will always win.
Lloyd- Urgh I hate that saying.
Sooo! That's what we're making! Dwarven vows! How about? Any takers? Any? Come on! I'll stop making this punctually short sentences if you do! PLEASE! O.K. Thank you.
Number one should be the quoted though cheezy one from the game mentioned earlier, because that is what inspired this topic. You may only make one at time and please give the vow more than two seconds of thought.
#1 Justice and love will always win. (actually going through this it's seven within the game...)
#2 Not even magma will yellow-wound my heart as long as you're by my side.
#3 SORRY. I CANNOT VOW TO YOU OVER THE SOUND OF ME DRILLING HOLES IN ELVES!
#4 Kogan the Brutal Affair of Lovers, god of love, war, and battle, has struck me with his bolts of love, and pierced my heart with longing for you. He left me breathless and unable to express my love, as the bolt also pierced both my lungs. (Soon to be irrelevant)
#5 Never shall thy blood alcohol content fall below 0.06 when I cancel a job for a drink.
#6 If I should ever tantrum, I won't kill you first, even if you are the nearest living being available.
#7 My love for you is deep as the caverns of-HEY A SOCK!
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