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[inaluct]

I use the broken steel sword to hack the heads off.

[Squeegy]

[19:19] <Snowden> !roll 1d20
[19:19] <@MakBot> Snowden rolled 1d20; 1 = 1
[19:27] <Snowden> !roll 1d20
[19:27] <@MakBot> Snowden rolled 1d20; 20 = 20
[19:28] * Snowden facepalms.

[Squeegy]

So, um, yeah. You cut the head off of one of your enemies.

[inaluct]

Aww. Only one? I said "heads" and got a natural 20. Come on. Pleeeeeeez?

[Squeegy]

No. Don't make me enact morale and gore penalties.

[inaluct]

Gore penalties?

[Cheeetar]

I look around for some landmarks.

[Squeegy]

Gore penalties?

what if you saw blood pouring out of someone's decapitated head?

I look around for some landmarks.

You can see a dot on the horizon.

[inaluct]

Gore penalties?

what if you saw blood pouring out of someone's decapitated head?

Depends on if I was the guy yelling and waving it at people or not.

[Squeegy]

Gore penalties?

what if you saw blood pouring out of someone's decapitated head?

Depends on if I was the guy yelling and waving it at people or not.

Humans aren't robots. You get affected by that shit.

[inaluct]

Gore penalties?

what if you saw blood pouring out of someone's decapitated head?

Depends on if I was the guy yelling and waving it at people or not.

Humans aren't robots. You get affected by that shit.

And become even more mentally unstable? This is the middle ages, isn't it? Hasn't my family died of the plague in front of my eyes? Haven't I slowly bled pigs that I've raised like pets for years, even as they look up sadly into my eyes? Didn't I torture small animals to death for fun as a boy?

We're in Europe, after all.

[Squeegy]

And become even more mentally unstable? This is the middle ages, isn't it? Hasn't my family died of the plague in front of my eyes? Haven't I slowly bled pigs that I've raised like pets for years, even as they look up sadly into my eyes? Didn't I torture small animals to death for fun as a boy?

We're in Germany, after all.

Raubritters don't inhabit Europe.

[inaluct]

And become even more mentally unstable? This is the middle ages, isn't it? Hasn't my family died of the plague in front of my eyes? Haven't I slowly bled pigs that I've raised like pets for years, even as they look up sadly into my eyes? Didn't I torture small animals to death for fun as a boy?

We're in Germany, after all.

Raubritters don't inhabit Europe.

Yes, they do. Europe has Raubritters. Totally.

[Squeegy]

Yes, they have robber-barons but they don't have Raubritters.

Anyway this is a moot argument. One head per person.

[inaluct]

Okay, fine. I didn't want all those severed heads anyway.