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[Cheeetar]

I aim then.

[inaluct]

I shoot the head thief in the face.

Unless this is the kind of game where negotiation is possible. If negotiation is possible, I instead attempt to quickly tell the head thief that we need help getting to the Earl's castle, and that he and his men will be repaid handsomely for any help they offer. Crimes of his in the past will likely be pardoned. He will get all dem castle bitches. Is he in it for the bitches? He is in it for the bitches. I can tell.

No, I just shoot him in the face.

[Squeegy]

Combat Log

Turn 1 - Allies
Webadict crawls into the bushes.

Inaluct fires at the Head Thief's face!
The Head Thief smacks the Wooden Arrow away with his Steel Halberd.

Rick fires a Steel Arrow at the Head Thief!
The Head Thief deflects the arrow.

Cheeetar attacks the Head Thief's legs!
The Bone Flail finds purchase!
The Bone Flail does 19 damage! The Head Thief is bleeding severely!
The Head Thief is bowled over! He may be unable to stand!

Aoness brings his Copper Great axe down on the Head Thief!
The Head Thief is paralyzed!
The Copper Great axe hits the Head Thief in the right hand!
It does 7 damage!
The Head Thief falls unconscious!

Turn 1 - Enemies
Thief 1 turns to flee!

Thief 2 attacks Cheetar with his Bone Flail!
The Bone Flail smacks Cheeetar in the right arm!
It does 6 damage! Cheeetar drops his Bone Flail!

Turn 2 - Allies
Inaluct fires at Thief 1!
The Wooden Arrow nestles in Thief 1's flesh!
The Wooden Arrow strikes Thief 1 in the left leg!
It does 3 damage! Thief 1 stumbles!

Rick fires at Thief 1!
The Steel Arrow flies STRAIGHT THROUGH THIEF 1!
The Steel Arrow strikes Thief 1 in the torso!
The Steel Arrow does 17 damage! Thief 1 falls!

Cheeetar attacks with the Steel Short sword!
The Steel Short sword strikes Thief 2 in the right leg!
It does 15 damage!
Thief 2 stumbles and falls!

Aoness attacks Thief 2 with the Copper Great axe!
The Copper Great axe strikes the road next to Thief 2.

Round 2 - Enemies
Thief 1 gets up.

Thief 2 desperately slashes at Cheeetar!
He misses.

Round 3 - Allies
Inaluct fires at Thief 1!
He misses.

Rick fires at Thief 1!
He misses.

Cheeetar attacks Thief 2!
Thief 2 rolls out of the way.

Aoness attacks Thief 2!
Thief 2 fails to block.
The Copper Great axe slams into Thief 2's right hand!
It does 12 damage! Thief 2 loses consciousness.

Round 3 - Enemies
Thief 1 starts running.

Round 4 - Allies
Inaluct fires a Wooden Arrow at Thief 1!
It misses.

Rick fires a Steel Arrow at Thief 1!
It misses.

Round 4 - Enemies
Thief 1 escapes!

Combat ends.

To the Victor go the Spoils:
Bone Flail x2, Copper Shield, Iron High boots, Steel Halberd, Bone Low boots, Steel Plate armor, 4 Silver Coins, 1 Gold Coin

[inaluct]

Shoot Thief 1. We can't let him get away, because he might show up with backup.

Captain Inaluct hisses; "Sergeant Rick, shoot him. The rest of you, get the one who hit Cheeetar."

[Cheeetar]

I pull out the steel short sword and slash at thief 2.

[WorkerDrone]

Could you perhaps put me on the waiting list?

[Cheeetar]

"Well, we can interrogate the head thief for information of where the castle is. For the rest, I don't think we have a use."
I finish off one of the two lesser thieves. Preferably thief 2.

[a1s]

Protip - Armor
Armor protects certain areas of your body. Different materials protect better.

Steel - 5-10 damage
Iron - 2-7 damage
Copper - 1-5 damage
Bone - 1-3 damage
Leather - 1-2 damage
Wood - 1 damage

Plate - torso (+2 damage resistance)
Chain - torso (+1 damage resistance)
GM's Note: If either of these are made of leather, wood, etc, they count as breastplates instead of plate or chainmail. No extra damage resistance.
Helm - head
Leggings - legs
High boots - legs
Low boots - feet
Gauntlet - hands
Greaves - arms

I notice that everyone has shields, but no one uses them, nor are they on the list. Is that more than a coincidence? or should the use of shields be specified somehow?
for my action:
Aywanez attmepts to tackle thief1 and prevent his escape from the field of battle.

[R1ck]

I shoot thief 1, as per the captain's orders. He's already on the ground from my first shot, so hopefully I won't miss.

[Squeegy]

I notice that everyone has shields, but no one uses them, nor are they on the list. Is that more than a coincidence? or should the use of shields be specified somehow?
for my action:
Aywanez attmepts to tackle thief1 and prevent his escape from the field of battle.

Yeah, I haven't quite figured out how to work them in yet.

[inaluct]

Greaves - arms

Wait, what?

[Squeegy]

Greaves - arms

Wait, what?

wait, shit. I thought those were the armor that covers your arms, turns out they're legs.

[inaluct]

Captain Inaluct walks over to the fallen Head Thief and nudges his unconscious body with his foot. "We'll need to decide who gets what from these bastard's equipment. I propose that we don't claim single ownership of anything, but group ownership. For now, I think I should wear the steel plate, as I seem to be the most injured one of us who is taking part in combat. Do any of you men have any specific requests as to how we should distribute the enemy gear for now? It would probably be a good idea to interrogate one of these thieves for the location of the castle."

[R1ck]

"I could use that copper shield, captain. I think we should interrogate the leader, and mercy kill the other thief."

[Squeegy]

Updated the armor tip.