Okay, update time!
Join RTD. I'm only in two.
I break the damn lamp.
2 - You jump a little, but the lamp is just out of reach.
I'll join
I walk up to the steel door and lay my hands on it. Focusing strongly, I try to comunicate with the internall structure of the door, and force it into forming a pair of spiked metal gloves.
5 - The door relinquishes some of it's mass to form a pair of spiked metal gloves that fit around you hands perfectly. The aren't very heavy and will add some power to your punches.
+1 to all punching attempts.
I'll join.
I'll listen to the music, trying to learn about classical music.
5 - You remember your classes, and have become a buff on the subject. You don't recognize this particular piece, but it creates a soothing atmosphere.
Joining just one more couldn't hurt, right?
I'll learn the secret art of hypnosis by hypnotizing NUKE9.13 into thinking that he is a mighty warrior. (Unless somebody else volunteers to be hypnotized.)
4 - You hypnotize NUKE9.13 into thinking he is a mighty warrior. This may or may not cause berserking in the near future.
I join.
I make a power klaw!
2 - You try and use the cot to make a power klaw, but soon realize that you are lacking any sort of thermonuclear reactor.
I would like to join.
I sit on my cot and try to focus on what my master told me of the fabled falcone paunch.
1 - You reflect on his teachings, and premform the falcone paunch. You smash into the wall breaking your hand and arm in the process. You are now wounded. The wall appears to be unharmed.
I would like to join,
I take off my robe, and arrange it into a makeshift rope
I hope we are wearing underwear
2 - You remove your robe and try and form it into a rope. Unfortunately the robe is exceptionally fragile and rips in two. You are wearing underwear, a manthong.
I join and I do as many push ups and sqauts as I can to get my body ready for whatever is ahead.
4 - You preform copious amounts of push-ups and squats. Your muscles are more toned, but you are exhausted.
Status
NUKE9.13 - Normal, A Warrior
Virex - Normal, With spiked gloves
Digital Hellhound - Normal, a buff on classical music
Nirur Torir - Normal, A hypnotist
Org - Normal
Zasit Alebath - Normal, with a man-thong
Flintus10 - Normal, exhausted, buff