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[Shad0wyone]

Alright, here's a topic for you to post your strangest artifact, whatever the hell it is! Doesn't matter if its bugged, in fact, being bugged makes it MORE strange.
Now, I'll go first:

"This is a chrysoprase." WTF!?

[Omnidum]

That's the most perfect Crysoprase I've ever seen! 

[Shad0wyone]

I know, it only used 1 item lol so it has spikes of...itself?

[Mraedis]

This is a Chrsoprase. Though I don't see how you can make it? 

[DennyTom]

I know, it only used 1 item lol so it has spikes of...itself?

I could be something like ... he took stone and carved negative spikes in it. So at the end there is this chrysoprase and it menaces with spikes. It weights a little less but is significantly more dwarven.

[Shad0wyone]

I know, it only used 1 item lol so it has spikes of...itself?

I could be something like ... he took stone and carved negative spikes in it. So at the end there is this chrysoprase and it menaces with spikes. It weights a little less but is significantly more dwarven.

Precisely!
I wonder what it's considered anyway? I'll check the stocks menu .
EDIT: Umm, it's a "large gem" now, so I got something BIGGER.
Slap in the face for physics...

[Awayfarer]

Your gem cutter carved the gem perfectly, he did not actually construct the thing.

Wierdest artifact? Hmmm, in recent memory there was a cat leather backpack called "The Day of Screams". It leaves me wondering just how the dwarf got the leather for it.

[Porpoisepower]

I think the whole large gem thing thing has to do with the jeweler removing less of the gem to get the desired cut as opposed to the standard where he botches the job a few times so it's mouse sized instead of Turkey sized.

[Heron TSG]

Sholid Amkol, the clutch of counseling!





the 'undefined rock' bug is preeetty dumb.

[Jim Groovester]

Most of my artifacts are pretty standard. I got a goblin bone pick, once. I never got around to setting one of my military to use it, though.

[Heron TSG]

I got a cougar bone pick once. I set a miner to hunting duty, he strangled 2 cougars, got a mood, and made a pick out of their bones. I thought it was fitting. 

[LegoLord]

I think the whole large gem thing thing has to do with the jeweler removing less of the gem to get the desired cut as opposed to the standard where he botches the job a few times so it's mouse sized instead of Turkey sized.

They don't make one small gem.  The make several small gems that are kept together and used together.  Hence why the item is called "chrysoprases" instead of "chrysoprase" (plural instead of singular).

[SomGuye]

So far my weirdest have been a Horse Bone Warhammer and then later a mountain goat warhammer.
They were the most metal things ever.
I actually made a comic for it.  Gotta find a way to host the image.

[Groveller]

I still can't get over the dwarf who thought mules were so damn awesome only dragon leather would do to capture their brilliance. I'm sure the details on that little mule picture are the reason why an entire fucking dragon produced only enough leather for a single sandal.

[Martin]

I just had a child make this:

Nonshutsalir Giken Stigaz, Bewitchedadore the Lightning of Rasping, a turtle bone bed

I'm quite fond of this though:

Nethdezrem Thumsat, Balancedslow the Muscular Stroke, a Platinum war hammer