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[Errol]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUU~

Screwed up my time management royally, won't be able to do turn today.

Tomorrow 'bout 9:00 GMT, I swear!

[wehtamjd92]

I wake up and beat naga!

[Errol]

Well, at least my messup had a positive consequence.

Turn upcomin'

Yanlin - Make battle meme.

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(5)
Learning from your past failures you conjure up a fine meme that'll drive its opponents insane from laughter. You have a fine meme. It has... +1 to causing laughter.

Kashyyk - I use my trance I seek to release all earthly bounds to my mental power.

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(2-1=1)
You release all earthly bounds from your hangover. You're even close to become an Ohgod of hangovers, but narrowly miss it. Mental hangover penalty is now -2.

Nuke - Stock up on blockades of icing.

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(4+1=5)
You conjure up a fine number of icing blockades. They're exceptionally sturdy for their material. Now you'd just need to build them somewhere...

Cheetar - I start collecting building materials.

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(4)
You decide to go inside the tower. There are all sorts of rocks downstairs. You spend your time hauling two dozen rocks outside.

Boksi - Let's practice a bit. I have a hadouken, I ought to be able to devise a combo roundhouse kick/hadouken. There are plenty of targets around, too.

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(5)
Dismissing the OotS thoughts you begin on theoretic elaboration of the combination of Hadouken and other stuff. You see the fist/Hadouken combo has been done already ('Shoryuken') but you don't remember anyone doing it with the roundhouse kick. You think about it a lot, and come up with the solution: Imbue a foot with an Hadouken. It's risky but devastating. In case of a roundhouse kick, it could send you into the damn air.

Thunderclan - I'll stab the Kobold if its not dead/fleeing yet. If it is then I'll try to get some armor.

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(4)
You stab the kobold once. (1+1=2) The bastard didn't see it coming. (1) He's dead. You're off to get some armor (3) and find an seriously worn leather armor. It will probably fall to pieces every second.

weht - I wake up and beat naga!

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(2+1=3)
Deciding you had enough sleep you get up and out of the house. You then see the cakesphere and get away as fast as you can. (4) You manage to do so.

Org - I throw a pebble at the thief

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(3)
You throw a pebble at the kobold corpse. (5) You don't manage to do any damage. You retrieve the pebble.

Naga 1 - Flee.

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(2)
It falls unconscious from the pain.

Fire Elemental - Flee.

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(3)
The elemental gets unsummoned.

Background roll (2) - Eh... nothing?

Random event roll (6) - A treasure chest falls from the sky, hitting (3) Nuke. (5) Nuke manages to stop the thing and break the lock.

CAKESPHERE

The sphere hits the sleeping Kashyyk. (1-3=ohshit) He gets killed. Ewwww. Now, please, someone resurrect him?




Statuses

Yanlin

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Clearing.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing. A pig tail sock.
Items: Shred of black cloth. Dwarven cheezburger, Fine Meme.
Skills: Comedian, Mechanic, Skilled Memetic Mutator, Cook.
Abilities: Agile.
Effects: None.
JP: 6

Kashyyk

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Status: He's dead.
Location: Not applicable.
Equipment: Typical partially disintegrated dwarven clothing.
Items: None.
Skills: Sun Mage, Axedwarf, Animal Trainer, Dabbling Swordsdwarf.
Abilities: Understands the concept of flying, Tough, Deep Trancer.
Effects: Epic Hangover, Deep Trance.
JP: 1

NUKE9.13

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Clearing.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: CakeXBow materials, Blockades of Icing, Closed Treasure Chest.
Skills: Skilled Cake Mage, Cook, Crossbowdwarf, Liar.
Abilities: Tough.
Effects: Difficult to notice.
JP: 8

Cheetar

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed. Unusually small. Very pink skin. No beard.
Location: Clearing. In front of tower.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: Rapier, Pointy Stick.
Skills: Speardwarf, Animal Tamer, Rapier User.
Abilities: Big Eater, Strong, Death Of A Thousand Cuts.
Effects: Stout.
JP: 2

Boksi

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Status: Standing upright. Bruised.
Location: Somewhere in the woods.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Wrestler, Mason, Skilled Ki User.
Abilities: Hadouken, Strong.
Effects: None.
JP: 2

thunderclan

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Clearing.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: Two silver coins, twelve copper coins, toy hammer, dirt, -xIron short swordx-, disintegrating leather armor.
Skills: Swordsdwarf+, Wrestler, Fire Mage, Searcher.
Abilities: Fire resistance, Agile.
Effects: Has seen it all.
JP: 6

wehtamjd92

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Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Somewhere near the portal.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing, except for the thong.
Items: None.
Skills: Siege Operator, Siege Engineer, Weaponsmith, Furnace Operator.
Abilities: Iron-infused beard,  Moonwalker, Strong, Tough.
Effects: Super-refreshed.
JP: 8

Org

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Status: One hand has very long and sharp fingernails. Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: Set of leather armor, Iron battle axe, two dozen pebbles.
Skills: Wrestler, Shield User, Mekboy, Thrower.
Abilities: Very Strong, Tough.
Effects: Can smell armor.
JP: 2

Dwarven caravan is scheduled to arrive in 5 turns.

NPCs:

Naga 1: Annihilated.
Fire Elemental: Unsummoned.
Kobold Thief: Killed with one swift strike.

Monster compendium:

Naga
Fire Elemental
Kobold Thief

Spell Compendium:

Hadouken
Cakesphere

Disintegrate
Lightning Bolt

[thunderclan]

I'll loot the Kobold and try to find some better armor

[Cheeetar]

I build a mason and a carpenters.

[Yanlin]

I point my meme at the enemies and go Rick roll on their asses!

[Boksi]

You ought to fire your laser sometime too.

I check the tower for spell books.

[Errol]

Be aware that, in order to fire your laser, you need to charge it up for one turn. However, it should be as devastating as the Hadouken... he he he.

[NUKE9.13]

Set up blockades in a way that drives oncoming forces into a narrow gap.

[Org]

I ressurect him

[Yanlin]

Be aware that, in order to fire your laser, you need to charge it up for one turn. However, it should be as devastating as the Hadouken... he he he.

What happens if I fail to charge muh laz0r?

[Errol]

I'll choose from the following Fun consequences:

- Nothing happens.
- Ass-laser.
- It blows up in your face.
- Overcharge, you blow up.
- You burp.
- You vomit.
- The two above combined.
- Your meme is broken.
- It actually fires, because I got the meme wrong.
- Something I make up on the spot.

Of course, you'll also need one Fake Face to perform the LAZOR, and you need to announce it loudly, otherwise Longcat lasers YOU!

[Kashyyk]

First: I produce the ultimate hangover treatment from whatever is around me.
SEcond: I use the Hangover treatment.

[Errol]

Rolls~

Special Surprise - This turn, all action rolls will be sixes. Have fun!

Yanlin - Point meme at enemies, go Rick Roll on their asses.

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You don't see enemies... so you decide to go through the portal to find some.

Upon entering the portal, you see (5) the bleak, magical, brown plane of myrror. More specifially, you see a small dwarven settlement of about, say, 300 dwarves. You go in and rick roll the asses of the city defenders. Upon seeing the meme, they laugh themselves to death. You're now the ruler of the town. Have fun.

Oh, your little rick roll action killed about 90% of the inhabitants.

Nuke - Set up blockades in such a way that invaders will be forced through a narrow pathway.

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You set up such an intricate blockading system that everyone will have to take a full turn getting through it, providing they get a good roll, otherwise they may get lost.

You're not entirely sure where you put the minotaur, but you think that Cheetar took it.

Cheetar - Build carpenter's and masons workshop.

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You're about to build some workshops when you get worried for their safety, and therefore build a keep around the existing tower to contain them. There are fairly much traps and stuff inside, but that shouldn't be a problem, right?

Boksi - Check the tower for spellbooks.

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As you arrive at the top of that damned tower, you see one huge-ass book. Judging by its size, it probably contains every spell in the world and then some. You also find some smaller books, but decide to burn them.

thunderclan - Loot kobold and get better armor.

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You loot the kobold. He had a lavishly decorated giant cave spider silk loincloth, masterfully worked carp leather sandals and... an adamantine dagger? Where the heck did the kobold get that thing? You're so dazed that you actually forgot to get some armor.

weht (AI) - Loot chest.

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Seeing nobody claiming the chest, you quickly rush over to it and open it in a swift motion. Inside is... the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, and the instruction manual you'd better read, lest you count 'till five.

There were also a fair number of gold coins inside.

Org - Rez Kashyyk.

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Seeing that the resurrection machine would probably not work without remains, you decide to go into the Realm of Dead yourself. After a long and ardorous search, you find him and drag him back into the realm of mortals, in the nearest vessel... which happens to boe your body.

Oh, great. Now you and Kashyyk share a body. Fun!

Kashyyk - Make hangover cure.

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Because Org is quite shocked by the results of his resurrection attempt, you take control of his body and decide to manufacture the ultimate hangover cure.

After a short time, you have made a bottle of Wow-wow sauce. It took you a bit to find the saltpeter, but you finally managed to find it. You could use it as a hangover cure or as a hand grenade.

Ah, right, time for the riddle, right?

Which person in fiction is known to use Wow-Wow sauce to spice his meals?

Bonus will be a fairly useful item.

[Cheeetar]

I go into the place.