No problem. Doing turns is hard work, after all, and I now valiantly engage in it.
Yanlin
Attempted Action: COWARD KILLING TIME (4)
You decide to attack Kashyyk, who apparently vanished from combat and is therefore a coward. (2) You can't for the hell of it figure out where he is, though, so you attack thunderclan, who apparently attempts to sneak away. (1) The spinning shuriken strikes thunderclan in the lower body! (6) thunderclan swiftly removes the shuriken and throws it away, hitting (1) his own foot. (6) thunderclan takes the Shuriken out of the wound and takes it.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I concentrate my mind on doing nothing but wake up, cloning can come later.
If possible I also wake up. (5-1=4)
Concentrating yourself on waking up, you spot the emergency exit of the trance and take it, waking up. You instantly fall 50cm on the toilet. (3) You get a bit of pain, but nothing too bad. You stand up and try to remove the numbness from your limbs.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: Ahem.
[dramatic spell-casting voice]
I cast Gnuk's Novelty Birthday Candles at the wiresponge. [/dramatic spell-casting voice]
Gnuk's Novelty Birthday Candles uses a loophole in magical lore to utilise fire magic against the enemies of cake. It features a large wax stick materialising which proceeds to fire a stream non-blow-out-able fire at the intended target.
This is cause for much hilarity as the intended target fails to blow out the fire. Also, the target will not get a wish because he didn't blow all the candles out in one go. Silly target.
(2+1=3)
You cast Gnuk's Novelty Birthday Candles at Wire Sponge, but the cast only produces one candle. (2) Wire Sponge is too distracted with blowing the candle out to dodge. (3) Wire Sponge receives a minor burn, and is now enraged towards you.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I attempt to channel some power into the Wire Sponge, making it slightly more friendly towards me, and more powerful. (1)
You channel some power into Wire Sponge, but the power finds no entrance and goes into the ground. You are now weakened.
Boksi
>Use Wire Sponge on Squeegy (6)
Simply picking up Wire Sponge, you throw it at Squeegy. (1) Squeegy isn't even attempting to dodge. (4-1) (3) The collision of the two harmed both of them. Squeegy is now experiencing pain, and Wire Sponge received some bad cuts. Wire Sponge is now enraged at Boksi.
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll head through the door to the spotlight corridor. (3)
Holding your new shuriken, you go to the door, open it, and enter the spotlight corridor. You see weht.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I look around and try to figure out what I missed when I was in AI mode. (2)
Well. According to your memory, nothing. Apparently you sort of came into this corridor, and stuff happened.
Org
Attempted Action: I heal myself. (6-1=5)
Healing yourself proves to be surprisingly easy, although knowing both Life and Death magic is a tad morbid. Still, you're now full of energy and ready to smash something.
Squeegy
Attempted Action: I wake up by doing a backflip onto my feet. (1)
You land on your head. Headaches ensue.
Wire Sponge (NPC)
Attempted Action: He attacks Nuke. (5)
Wire Sponge expertedly swings his rope thing and lets it go! It flies towards NUKE9.13! (5) Nuke is easily able to dodge.
Background Roll (5): wehtamjd92 sees the rocks and the spotlights and deduces that one will trigger the other. Also, he sees that the rocks aren't simply rocks, but appear to have some sort of green light to them.
StatusYanlin
Status: Standing upright. Some closed pierce wounds all over the face.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills:
Novice Awesome,
Dabbling Farter,
Dabbling Gravity Defier.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons,
Dabbling Cheese Mage, Dabbling Ninja.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
Kashyyk
Status: On a toilet seat. Unharmed.
Location: Toilet room.
Equipment: Pants,
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Searcher,
Novice Sun Mage,
Novice Awesome.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying,
Uncontrolled Cloning.
Effects:
Numb limbs..
JP: 0
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner,
Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer.
Abilities:
Infused with the essence of cake,
menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects:
JP: 3Cheetar
Status: On the ground.
Wounded.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked,
cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills:
Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage,
Novice Rapier User.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma,
Weakened.
JP: 0
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker,
Dabbling Ki Dissector.
Abilities:
Hadouken.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor.
Equipment: Pants,
Blood-smeared cleric's robe,
!!short sword!!,
spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
a shuriken.
Skills:
Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher,
Novice Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities:
Fire resistance.
Effects:
Smells,
Has seen it all.
JP: 6
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills:
Novice Spearman,
Dabbling Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher.
Abilities:
Mace-beard,
Drunk-Fu,
Moonwalker,
Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects: None.
JP: 6
Org
Status: Standing upright. Energized. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Dodger,
Novice Improvised Material Crafter, Dabbling Death Mage,
Novice Life Mage.
Abilities:
Very Strong.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
Squeegy
Status: Prone. Battered. Misses some teeth.
Location: Computer terminal room. Near Boksi and Cheetar.
Equipment: Pants,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects):
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills:
Proficient Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Proficient Cake MageAbilities:
Learner,
Covered in Weapons,
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
Effects:
Made an artifact,
Headache.
JP: 3
NPCs:
Wire Sponge
Status: Humanoid. Slightly taller than two metres. Green, has two vines in his hands. Vines are connected to body. Weird flower on head. Hostile. Some bad cuts and a small burn.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Abilities: Strike Chain. Apparently weak to slashing attacks. Unknown other abilities.
Skills: Unknown.
Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)
Author
Topic: RTD - with cheese - Dead (Read 28162 times)