AUGH! If you roll an one, you'll exceed your bandwidth!
You just rolled a 1 on your grammar check.
English isn't my first language, either.
One is missing. Guess what that means? Right! Rolls coming up!
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I transform myself into myself. (3-1=2)
Maybe you should wait with that until waking up, which you just did.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I find a nice secluded spot and enter a trance, to aid in the learnig of skills. (6)
You look around a bit and find a nice, secluded room, which happens to be the toilet. Happy with your hideout, you throw yourself into a trance so deep that it will probably be fairly difficult to ever wake up. However, you're absolutely having a nigh-perfect environment for skill learning.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: I summon a cake. Not just any old cake, but a reflection of my inner cake. A cake so perfect that everyone who sees it is blinded by it's cakeness. A cake so cakey that cheese evaporates whenever it comes within five meters of it. A cake which, obviously, menaces with spikes of icing, is plated with plates of frosting, and is layered with layers of jam. A cake that, in representing my inner cake, can fuse with any weapon I lay my hands on, to become a weapon cake- be it sword, hammer or bow. An artefact cake who's name will echo through the centuries, inspiring cake mages, being the legend that provides hope for those under the tyranny of cheese...
Cake the cakeness of cake.
Come on three or higher! (4+2=6, hehe)
Free action:
I equip cake the cakeness of cake.
You start digging in your memory to get the picture of your inner cake, Cake the Cakeness of Cake, back in your mind and start conjuring it. At first, it works fine and the cake starts taking form... but then, something goes wrong. The cake starts fusing with you! You forget to scream, and everything goes white.
When you awaken again, you find you have changed. In fact, the very essence of cake has been imbued into you, and you now more or less look like your inner cake. (gives: +2 npc relations, +1 to cake magic and decorative cake frosting, faster xp gain for these skills, +1 cake throwing, an aura that evaporates cheese, +2 against cheese magic, the ability to rally all followers of cake that can see you behind you, -1 to physical actions except cake throwing, which gets +1. Also, you're menacing with spikes of frosting (+1 pierce damage in melee) and plated with layers of jam and frosting, which gives +1 against heat-based attacks and a statistical bonus against anything else.)
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I dream of equipping my cool rapier and slashing everyone with it, while saying catchphrases like "Hate to cut and run". Inspired by my dream, I shall awaken and re-enact it. (3-1=2)
Groanlingly, you wake up and draw your rapier, however you forgot the dream and stand around trying to remember it.
Boksi
I kick the nearest person as hard as I can. The nearest person in a direct line, at that. Even if it means going through a wall. (4-2=2)
Even through you woke up by doing a back flip, you have to do some stretches before proceeding.
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll try and access the main terminal. (1)
You turn on the main terminal and access a random folder, which turns out to be an archive of 4chan. You run away screaming to search a bucket of brain bleach.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: Well now that I know the drunken fist I now learn the style of the Drunk monkey(It's different but still works even if you arn't in full control of yourself). (4)
You learn the style of the three-headed monkey, which allows you to try to distract an opponent. Until you're more proficient in it, however, your opponent will have +1 on his saving roll.
Org
Attempted Action: I summon an army of the dead. (5-2=3)
A zombie rat approaches you and waits for orders.
Squeegy
Attempted Action (AI): I throw myself at the nearest player and hammer him for not fulfilling the cake production mandate. (1+1)
You approach Boksi and try to hammer him for not fulfilling the mandate, but he points out that there's been no such mandate. (3) Boksi receives a cut from a spear.
Background Check (5): One of the doors lights up and projects several letters on a wall. They read: "FIRST SECTION OPENED -- MINIBOSS: CHOP REGISTER"
StatusYanlin
Status: Lying on the ground. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills:
Novice Awesome,
Dabbling Farter,
Dabbling Gravity Defier.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons.
Effects: None.
JP: 0
Kashyyk
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Toilet room.
Equipment: Pants,
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Searcher,
Novice Sun Mage,
Novice Awesome.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying.
Effects:
Trancing.
JP: 0
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants, Throwing Fake Battle Cake
that menaces with spikes of icing.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner,
Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer.
Abilities:
Infused with the essence of cake,
menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects:.
JP: 0Cheetar
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked,
cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills:
Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage,
Novice Rapier User.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma.
JP: 0
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker,
Dabbling Ki Dissector.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Pants.
Blood-smeared cleric's robe, short sword,
spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow.
Skills:
Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher,
Dabbling Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects:
Smells,
Has seen it all.
JP: 0
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills:
Novice Spearman,
Dabbling Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher.
Abilities:
Mace-beard,
Drunk-Fu,
Moonwalker,
Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects:
Unconscious.
JP: 5
Org
Status: Collapsed on the ground. Several cracked ribs.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Dodger,
Novice Improvised Material Crafter.
Abilities:
Very Strong.
Effects:
Unconscious.
JP: 2
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed. Misses some teeth.
Location: Computer terminal room. Near Boksi.
Equipment: Pants,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects):
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills:
Proficient Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Proficient Cake MageAbilities:
Learner,
Covered in Weapons,
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
JP: 1
Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)
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Topic: RTD - with cheese - Dead (Read 28149 times)