Hi there. I'm posting this from a friend's, and am trying to roll the actions up right now.
Spheres of cake and cheese are too hilarious to pass up, added to the list.
There are free ections such as putting on equip etc.
Rolls!
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I use my awesomeness powers to turn into a ninja. (3)
Turning into a ninja seems to be hard work. Apart from conjuring a scrap of black cloth you manage nothing.
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I summon some light to throw on this flying situation. (5)
A bright light fills the room. You can now clearly see all the things in the room - an armor bin, a strangely familiar... machine that has a picture of underwear printed on it and a big red button, and a slightly surprised cleric. (1) You suddenly remember that you're not supposed to be flying and come crashing on the ground. (6) In the last second, you see an interesting-looking twig and begin to rise again without noticing. You gain a new ability.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: DECORATE>PLASTIC CAKE>MENACES WITH SPIKES OF ICING (4)
The icing spell works perfectly. (+2xp to decoratice cake icing) You stand there and admire your work. You get hungry.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I summon some fancy clothes. (2)
You begin the conjuring, but remember the black hole and shudder. The summon is halted.
Boksi
I use my ki to disrupt solid atomic bonds near me, basically making every solid thing break into little pieces. I test it on the weapons bin. (3+1)
You concentrate. Very much so. After a while, the metal starts dissolving. However, you're completely mentally exhausted and fall on the ground, unconscious.
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'll practice my Fire Magic on the torches in my possession. (3)
You change the size of one torch's flame a bit, but get bored and stop. You got a bit of useful practise however, which translates into one xp.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action: I find some armor to cover my nakedness. (3)
You look around the room and find a chainmail bikini. It will cause everyone seeing you the first time to perform a laughter check.
Org
Attempted Action: I make some clothes. (4)
Using a conveniently-placed quantum underwear stockpile, you make long trousers. They don't look very stylish, but they'll have to do.
Squeegy
Attempted Action: I focus my energy and attempt to summon a cake, which I adorn with hanging rings of frosting, craft menacing spikes of icing for, encrust with icing, and engrave twp images on. The image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The image is of a dwarf and cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes. (5)
You focus all your energy and channel it into a wonderful artifact cake. It is exactly as you imagined it. Everyone seeing this cake now has to make a will save to avoid eating it. The creator is immune to this effect. The one eating it will become fat. It can also be used as a throwing weapon.
You get 21 xp in Cake Magic and Decorative Cake Icing, making you Proficient in these skills. You are now blocked from creating any more artifacts. (4) The cleric manages to resist the sweet temptation.
Background Check (1): Nobody notices anything interesting.
StatusYanlin
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills: Novice Awesome, Dabbling Farter (1xp).
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Kashyyk
Status: Floating in the air 2m above ground. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Dabbling Searcher(1xp), Novice Sun Mage (minor failguard).
Abilities: Understands the concept of flying (if falling to the ground, makes a roll to see whether he takes off).
Effects: None.
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Novice Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner, Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer (1xp).
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: Hungry.
Cheetar
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Naked. (-1 relation with NPCs)
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: Black Hole Trauma (-1 to any action involving black holes).
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Dabbling Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker, Dabbling Ki Dissector.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: Unconscious (-2 to actions, failguard).
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants. Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks (bludgeon damage on throw), two flies (+1 piercing damage on throw), a blood-smeared cleric's robe (+1 against magic attacks), a cleric's corpse (weapon: -1 to str, two-handed, defender must make fear roll), three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll)
Skills: Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Fire Mage.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: Smells. (-1 relation with NPCs), slight fire magic practise (+1 to next fire magic learning attempt)
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Chainmail bikini (causes laughter checks, -2 to relations).
Skills: Novice Spearman.
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Org
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Naked. (-1 relation with NPCs)
Items: Power Klaw (Has +1 to damage against non-metal or stone materials and can roll for a second attack. Agility is used.), Underwear trousers (statistical bonus against magic)
Skills: Dabbling Puncher (1xp), Dabbling Dodger, Novice Improvised Material Crafter (no maluses due to crafting material).
Abilities: Nothing of note.
Effects: None.
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Sword-chucks (+2 to damage, has to apply a dodge roll on yourself, +1 to opponents dodge), three spears, an ice gun (5 rounds, ice damage roll), an harpoon (+1 to target dodge, but sinks hook into opponent if successful), a Staff of Venom (+1 to any poison-based spell, wrong end poisons), an Enchanted Throwing Stick (returns to owner)
Skills: Proficient Decorative Cake Froster (2xp, +1 to decorative cake frostings, higher frosting quality, less explosive overshots unless specified), Dabbling Searcher, Proficient Cake Mage (+1 to cake magic, can choose flavors, +1 to cake throwing, higher cake quality)
Abilities: Learner (negates statistical disadvantage when learning new skills).
Effects: Made an artifact (no longer able to make artifacts).
Artifacts
<unnamed>, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+1 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell