*ahem* Sorry about that, Yanlin, but apparently the GM was too stupid to understand your action correctly. =/ My apologize for that is going to be a +1 bonus for your action.
Anyways, rolls.
/e: Damn it. I wrote up the whole turn and then my internet got stuck. Oh well. Time to rewrite the turn. SIGH. Do not expect a lot of story, or *writing*.
Bonuses are already calculated.
Monsters were: Naga 1, Naga 2, Fire Elemental.
Yanlin (3) You now have a forced meme with -2 to causing laughter.
Kashyyk (5) You attacked Naga 1. Naga 1 lost the tip of its tail and is now bleeding.
Nuke (2) You got doubts about stablity and didn't do anything.
Cheetar (6) You converted a tree to sawdust. You are now a Rapier User with the technique Death Of A Thousand Cuts.
Boksi (1) You somehow ended up 20m above the ground but were able to prevent falling damage.
thunderclan (4) You got an -xIron short swordx-.
weht (4) You arrived at the combat site but didn't do any damage.
Org (4) You got: Iron battle axe, *<<+carp leather helm+>>*, -cow leather gauntlets-, +cat leather armor+ and =dog leather high boots=
Monsters did not do anything.
Hologram of wizard with the name of Lo Pan materialized. Took half an hour for his title and uninteresting political explanations. Sorcery and chaos books. Wants you to surrender to his rule. If you don't, he'll attack you. Disintegrated a tree to stress his point. Waits for your decision. And yes, this is Master of Magic.
+1 bonus to roll for the one who points out the title reference, and completes the quote.
Statuses
Yanlin
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing. A pig tail sock.
Items: Shred of black cloth. Dwarven cheezburger. Forced Meme.
Skills: Comedian, Mechanic, Memetic Mutator, Cook.
Abilities: Agile.
Effects: None.
JP: 6
Kashyyk
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: A steel sword.
Skills: Sun Mage, Axedwarf, Animal Trainer, Dabbling Swordsdwarf.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying, Tough.
Effects:
Seriously Drunk,
Knocked Out Cold.
JP: 1
NUKE9.13
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: CakeXBow materials.
Skills: Skilled Cake Mage, Cook, Crossbowdwarf, Liar.
Abilities: Tough.
Effects:
Difficult to notice.
JP: 8
Cheetar
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed. Unusually small. Very pink skin.
No beard.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items:
Rapier,
Pointy Stick.
Skills: Speardwarf, Animal Tamer, Rapier User.
Abilities:
Big Eater, Strong,
Death Of A Thousand Cuts.
Effects: Stout.
JP: 2
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills: Wrestler, Mason, Ki User.
Abilities:
Hadouken, Strong.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items: Two silver coins, twelve copper coins, toy hammer, dirt, -xIron short swordx-.
Skills: Swordsdwarf, Wrestler, Fire Mage, Searcher.
Abilities:
Fire resistance, Agile.
Effects:
Has seen it all.
JP: 6
wehtamjd92
Status: Struggling to stay on his feet. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing, except for the thong.
Items: None.
Skills: Siege Operator, Siege Engineer, Metalsmith, Furnace Operator.
Abilities:
Iron-infused beard,
Moonwalker,
Strong, Tough.
Effects:
Exhausted, Disorientated.
JP: 8
Org
Status: One hand has very long and sharp fingernails. Standing upright. Unharmed.
Equipment: Typical dwarven clothing.
Items:
Set of leather armor, Iron battle axe.
Skills: Wrestler, Shield User, Mekboy.
Abilities: Very Strong, Tough.
Effects: Can smell armor.
JP: 2
Monster compendium:
NagaFire ElementalNPCs:
Naga 1: Lost the tip of its tail. Bleeding.
Naga 2: Unharmed.
Fire Elemental: Unharmed.
Lo Pan: Awaits your decision.
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