Well, well, well. Seems like nobody's going to post anymore, so... Turn. Indeed.
Yanlin
Attempted Action: I unite whoever agrees against this common enemy. (6)
Alliance. Alliance. Alliance.
You implement this thought in the minds of every member of the group you see. Ally against the opponent! No mercy until he's destroyed! FOR SANDVICH! 4 of the 5 group members vote for you as leader, and you can essentially give them orders now. However, your subordinates will take them quite literally, and on death, the group membership is renounced. +2xp force magic, +1 JP
Kashyyk
Attempted Action: I dive at the floor, in an attempt to become airborne again. (5-1=4)
You perform a hop and, preparing yourself for flying again, dive towards the ground. (4) You manage to take off and open the door of your small room. (2) No feeling returned to your limbs yet.
NUKE9.13
Attempted Action: The word 'kamikaze' springs to mind.
I cast Cakestein's Cakeluar reaction
Cakestein's Cakeluar reaction works on the principal of cake = cakemagic times the speed of cake caked. Needless to say this means that cake contains vast amounts of potential cake magic. Cakestein worked out a way to break down one crumb of cake into a crumb of lesser cake, releasing the lost cake as cakemagic. The real breakthrough was working out how to cause this cakemagic to break down surrounding crumbs into cakemagic as well, thereby causing an unstoppable chain reaction. The unleashed cake magic could flatten cities.
Some said he was mad...
He said that it's full potential would probably only be unleashed on a six.
They said, what?.
(4+1=5, heroic sacrifices get no maluses!)
You consider using your whole body as a starting mass, but decide to settle on one arm instead. You start the reaction mentally. (6) The Cakeluar reaction works, indeed, perfectly! Soon your whole body's cake crumbs are splitted by flying icing and the unleashed energy evaporates anything in the victinity...! (3) (6-1=5) (1) (3) (6)
Yanlin gets ircakiated quite badly and will have to make survival rolls due to the heavy icing fire on him. Cheetar proves that Sandviches are one of the best shields in history. Boksi is evaporated. Org gets a full dose and will heavily mutate every turn, for a grand total of 3 changes every turn. This ought to be fun.
Strangely the building didn't get damaged apart from some hole in the computer terminal that's probably worth checking out.
+10 JP from killing Boksi, +3 JP from action, -8 JP from dieing.
Cheetar
Attempted Action: I eat Sandvich. Yes, OM NOM NOM. (6-1=5)
OM... NOM... NOM... NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM! You eat your way through the sandvich and acquire a potentially useful layer of fat. Gained 'Big Eater' and 'Layer of Fat'. +2 JP
Boksi
Anyway. I put myself between, say, Org and Yanlin, and use my new combined hadouken technique on one, with the recoil propelling myself into the other, feet first! (5)
You're not content with your current situation and aim a combodouken at Org! (1) Org, being temporarily blinded, definately gets hit square! (4-2=2) Org gets thrown against the nearest wall, suffering grievous injuries! (5) Suddenly, a strange thing happens - a copy of Boksi comes charging at Org, feet first! (2) Nobody could have expected that. (5) Org however takes no damage form the ethereal Boksi, who promptly disappears. The real Boksi added a new technique to his arsenal. Gained 'Twin Dream'. +1 JP
thunderclan
Attempted Action: I'm going to work on my fire magic by throwing fireballs at anything hostile I see (not counting other players). (3-1=2)
You conjure up a fire golf ball when a huge explosion is being heard. You instantly lose interest.
wehtamjd92
Attempted Action (AI): I proceed to go through the corridor. Man, long corridor. (4)
You continue even further and reach the end of this corridor, (3) however he triggers one particularily hard to dodge spotlight! The blocks come down from above and transform into stationary plasma blaster units! (2) One of them hits weht. (4-1=3) He gets a serious burn, complete with some pain. At least he reached the end of the corridor and is out of range.
Org
Attempted Action: I blast Boski with the force. (2)
Boksi is currently not among the living. You decide to stop when a nasty cakedouken hits you and flings you away. You also could have sworn you felt an ethereal existence...
Squeegy
Attempted Action: I am not amused. (5)
Squeegy pouts masterfully. He soon learns to perfect the art of pouting, giving him an advantage in haggling and convincing. Gained 'Masterful pouter'. +2 JP
He suddenly gets resurrected in his room. The door is still open.
Background roll (4): The figures appear to have sensed the shockwave and quickly talk with each other about their further course of action. They appear to have made a decision and sprint towards the control room.
-- LAW CHANGES --- LAW CHANGES ---
Forbidden: Entropy Magic
Recommended: Sword-chucks
Strictness: 4
Yanlin
Status: Standing upright. Some closed pierce wounds all over the face. Freak look.
Heavily ircakiated.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment: Partly brown pants.
Items: Shred of black cloth.
Skills:
Novice Awesome,
Dabbling Farter,
Dabbling Gravity Defier,
Dabbling Cheese Mage, Dabbling Ninja, Dabbling Memetic Mutator,
Dabbling Force Mage.
Abilities:
Can walk on every vertical surface,
slightly impervious to blunt weapons,
Leader of The Group.
Effects: None.
JP: 4
Kashyyk
Status: Floating 1m above ground. Unharmed.
Location: Toilet room.
Equipment: Pants,
Steel hand-and-a-half sword.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Searcher,
Novice Sun Mage,
Novice Awesome.
Abilities:
Understands the concept of flying,
Uncontrolled Cloning.
Effects:
Numb limbs..
JP: 1
NUKE9.13
Status: Lying on the ground. Well. Sort of.
Location: The Void.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Cake Mage, Dabbling Fake Cake Summoner,
Dabbling Decorative Cake Icer.
Abilities:
Infused with the essence of cake,
menaces with spikes of icing, plated with plates of icing, layered with layers of jam.
Effects:
JP: 8Cheetar
Status: Standing on Sandvich.
Wounded.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Naked,
cool rapier.
Items: Torn trousers, worn t-shirt.
Skills:
Novice Materialless Constructer, Dabbling Dimension Mage,
Novice Rapier User.
Abilities:
Big Eater.
Effects:
Black Hole Trauma,
Layer of Fat.
JP: 2
Boksi
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: The Void.
Equipment: Pants.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Novice Kicker, Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Blocker,
Dabbling Ki Dissector.
Abilities:
Hadouken,
Cakedouken.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
thunderclan
Status: Standing upright. Unharmed.
Location: Spotlight corridor.
Equipment: Pants,
Blood-smeared cleric's robe,
!!short sword!!,
spiked boots, Blood spatterings.
Items: Six bricks,
two flies,
a Cleric's corpse,
three torches (-2 to damage, fire roll),
Nunchaku, three throwing cakes,
an Halberd,
a spiked wrecking ball on a chain ,
a Staff of Cheese Summoning,
a Knife of Stabbity Fun,
a repeater crossbow,
a shuriken.
Skills:
Dabbling Dodger, Dabbling Puncher,
Novice Fire Mage, Dabbling Searcher.
Abilities:
Fire resistance.
Effects:
Smells,
Has seen it all.
JP: 6
wehtamjd92
Status: Standing upright. Bad burn.
Location: Weird metal block corridor.
Equipment:
Chainmail bikini.
Items: Pants.
Skills:
Novice Spearman,
Dabbling Macebeard User, Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Sneaker.
Abilities:
Mace-beard,
Drunk-Fu,
Moonwalker,
Style of the three-headed monkey.
Effects: None.
JP: 6
Org
Status: Standing upright. Energized, in several ways. Numerous burns. Heavily mutating.
Location: Computer terminal room.
Equipment:
Power Klaw, Underwear trousers.
Items: Nothing of note.
Skills:
Dabbling Puncher, Dabbling Dodger,
Novice Improvised Material Crafter, Dabbling Death Mage,
Novice Life Mage.
Abilities:
Very Strong.
Effects: None.
JP: 2
Squeegy
Status: Standing upright. Confused.
Location: Dimly-lit room.
Equipment: Pants,
Iron war hammer,
stench flavored cheesecake warhammer, covered in (have no effects):
Sword-chucks, three spears,
an ice gun,
an harpoon ,
a Staff of Venom,
an Enchanted Throwing Stick.
Items:
Skills:
Proficient Decorative Cake Froster, Dabbling Searcher,
Proficient Cake MageAbilities:
Learner,
Covered in Weapons.
Effects:
Made an artifact.
JP: 9
NPCs:
Wire Sponge
This robot is now retired. He left a bloody mess. Any remains have been throughly vaporized.
Three Figures
They're on their way to the control room. Hostile probably.
ArtifactsDeliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, an Artifact Cake (Squeegy)
A cake which is adorned with hanging rings of frosting, menaces with spikes of icing and is encrusted with icing. There are two images on the cake. The first image is of a cake. It relates to Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes, a dwarven wheat cake. The second image is of a dwarf and a cake. The dwarf is making a plaintive gesture. The cake is laughing. This image relates to the death of Urist Daggerheart at the hands of Deliciouspain the Icing of Spikes.
+2 to throwing damage, Irresiastable Smell (currently wrapped)
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