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[Siquo]

Just the shuffling had already given it away, but thanks for the hint

Check where the shuffling sound comes from, or look behind the wall.

[Vlynndar]

Let me just very carefully massage his wings. Remember Rorschach. I'll tell Bob that he should show the guard that one thing that's happening in the that other tent.

[Siquo]

Strangle the fairy! They're evil!

[Vlynndar]

Elite Guard (wearing +10 armor, and holding a +4 axe).

Unless he is for some reason on our side.

[Siquo]

C'mon, he's wearing microcline armor. How badass can he be?

[ein]

Microcline is godly.
As is bismuth.
Bismocline is the ultimate combination.
It's even godlier than adamantine.

[TheToeBighter98]

It has nothing on the Adamantine Golem.

[Squeegy]

> Stroll merrily away from the gazebo.

[JoshuaFH]

Just the shuffling had already given it away, but thanks for the hint

Check where the shuffling sound comes from, or look behind the wall.

You check the walls,



You find a hidden door! A room with a series of levers and a speaking tube is inside, as well as a goblin operator! The goblin operator has some sticks of dynamite strapped to his stomach.

"Hey! You weren't supposed to find out about this! Oh god! What's that on your armor!? Never mind, get outta here! I'll smart you to death! and if I can't do that, I'll just blow you up!"

What do you do?

Let me just very carefully massage his wings. Remember Rorschach. I'll tell Bob that he should show the guard that one thing that's happening in the that other tent.

You massage the fairy's wings gently. You tell Bill to show the guard the thing in the other tent.

"Hey, they've got Dave roped up, and they're dangling him above the Barrog pit again, wanna go watch?

"Really? Sure."

Bill and the guard leave.



What do you do?

> Stroll merrily away from the gazebo.

You stroll away from the Gazebo. You make very sure not to amble, meander, ramble, saunter, promenade, or perambulate, but to stroll in a random direction into the woods.

You find an unusual sight.



There is a log, and some darkish red stains on the grass.

What do you do?

[Phazer]

DOM DOM DOM!!

[Siquo]

"Look, if you'll let us go upstairs, we'll both promise not to tell anyone about your secret, ok? Peasant's honour!"

If he does not comply,
If he wants to "smart" me to death, I'm curious to what he has in mind.
If he is agressive and wants to fight, take distance, and fire crossbow at him.

[TheToeBighter98]

Flee towards the abandoned amusement park!

[Squeegy]

> Turn that frown upside down!

[Vlynndar]

Massage elf. With teeth. Tell it's the latest craze.

[JoshuaFH]

Massage elf. With teeth. Tell it's the latest craze.

There are no elves in the vicinity.