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[taf_esra]

no action =  . I want to see some heads roll

[JoshuaFH]

((EXTREMUS?!?!? Oh shit.))

"You are the great Extremus? How can it be that a being as powerful and unboring as you is enslaved by others? If you'll let us through, we will set you free, so you can once again make the world more interesting!"

Long shot. Worth a try, before I have to kill it die.

Edit: Sorry for the late update! Somehow I must've missed your last update in the updatedtopics-list.

"I am no Extremus mortal, I am but a humble servant, same as the imps that summoned me."

You hear a shuffling noise in the background.

What do you do?

I don't know what to do anymore. Let me bend the truth in creative ways and get out of here. Maybe first visit the commander (?) tent. The one on the right side of the map.

You go to the leader's tent.



You see a fairy, and an Elite Guard (wearing +10 armor, and holding a +4 axe). There is a key ring around the guard's waist.

The fairy rants,

"Goddamn those Lamar soldiers! My invasion, my lucky streak in battle, my friend, all die to one blow!"

He notices you,

"Yes?! What is it you slaves want? Oh yeah, I almost forgot it was time for my wing massage. I don't want it today though, I have too much on my mind."

What do you do?

*stupidity*

You wake up,



It would seem the black void was a dream. You find yourself in an unknown forest. There is a Gazebo in the distance.

What do you do?

[Emperor_Jonathan]

OH GOD FAIRIES RUN

[ein]

Stay away from the gazebo!
They are pure evil.
Also, can I be on the waiting list?

[Siquo]

It is... The Gazebo Of DOOOOM...

Allright, I'll try flattery some more.

"A humble servant? One as powerful as you? Unimaginable! Please, if you'd show some kindness to much lesser beings that we are, pray tell us how we can get audience with the imps that summoned you? Will you let us pass?"

[Vlynndar]

Shoot the gazebo!

I'll swirl my hypnothingie and convince the fairy he DOES want the massage RIGHT NOW.

Also this.

[ein]

Shoot the gazebo!

I'll swirl my hypnothingie and convince the fairy he DOES want the massage RIGHT NOW.

Also this.

That link is a +5 awesomite dagger of extending.

[Siquo]

... Indeed. What ein said.

[taf_esra]

Shoot the gazebo!

I'll swirl my hypnothingie and convince the fairy he DOES want the massage RIGHT NOW.

Also this.

I have a feeling you ruined his idea for the gazebo.

[ein]

Everyone knows gazebos are pure evil and will eat you as soon as you step inside them.

Also, post 1000 in this thread.

[Org]

Reply 1000

[Squeegy]

The gazebo is, obviously, the Dread Gazebo. Come on man, be more subtle than that.

> Back away from the gazebo, hoping it has not been woken up.

[zchris13]

The gazebo is, obviously, the Dread Gazebo. Come on man, be more subtle than that.

> Back away from the gazebo, hoping it has not been woken up.

I recommend you summon the essence of the void that you have escaped from.

AND USE IT AS A WEAPON.

[JoshuaFH]

It is... The Gazebo Of DOOOOM...

Allright, I'll try flattery some more.

"A humble servant? One as powerful as you? Unimaginable! Please, if you'd show some kindness to much lesser beings that we are, pray tell us how we can get audience with the imps that summoned you? Will you let us pass?"

"It is true I am great, but only the greatest creatures may pass me, for I am the wall!"

You hear a shuffling in the background.

Spoiler: hint (click to show/hide)

This situation is an obvious reference to one of the most famous and well-known movies of all time. You have all the evidence to know which one.

Shoot the gazebo!

I'll swirl my hypnothingie and convince the fairy he DOES want the massage RIGHT NOW.

Also this.

You use you're hypodisc to convince the fairy he does want his massage.

Holy shit it works!



"Alright, I'm really tense though, so be extra gentle."

What do you do?

The gazebo is, obviously, the Dread Gazebo. Come on man, be more subtle than that.

> Back away from the gazebo, hoping it has not been woken up.

You're already at a distance from the Gazebo.

What do you do?

[taf_esra]

No one has ever gotten past the devilish hint. I think this one is easier though.