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[Vlynndar]

Yes. Let him play the guitar while I ride the Barrogs to my doom.

[Dwarmin]

Can I get on the waiting list? Hopefully a spot will open before the 2012 apoaclypse 

[Squeegy]

Hey! You stole my device that allowed me to ignore player input!

Also, I walk some more.

[JoshuaFH]

"What brings me here? A deathwish, a hangover, a duke, a pit-trap, a dwarf, a Giant Cave Spider, a backstabbing ugly faerielover who really had it coming, an entire army led by faeries, now in ruins, imps, this guy next to me, and a gnome. We wish to go upstairs, oh mighty one."

Nuke: Fixed. 

"Feeble human. A creature as weak and miserable as you dares to defy the will of Extremus? Why should I even allow you to even live, let alone continue up to disturb my magical masters?"

The massive face's movement shakes the floor as he talks. You can hear rocks clashing together and shifting in the background.

What do you do?

I visit the soldier tent.

You go to the conveniently marked soldier tent.



The soldiers turn to you and greet you,

"Hey Bill, new guy?"

"Yep."

What do you do?

Also, I walk some more.

You walk some more.



The black expanse however, is both completely limitless and totally empty. You are greeted by nothing but blackness as you journey to nowhere. As you travel however, your senses dull. You notice that there is no sound, even from your own voice. There is no sight, for you cannot see yourself anymore. There is no feeling, as you can no longer feel your own skin or clothes. There is no taste or smell, as they fade from your perception. You are becoming one with the nothingess.

What do you do?

[zchris13]

I'm going to be forced to ask Squeegy to become Omniscient.

[TheToeBighter98]

Hey why not do the Fallout walking away thing. Play the tune and everything.

[JoshuaFH]

The sky will fall from the heavens, and the earth will be torn asunder. My rage will know no bounds and the death will be limitless unless I get some activity!

[NUKE9.13]

Arson & Manslaughter: Tremble in fear

[Squeegy]

I did my turn for you:

[Siquo]

((EXTREMUS?!?!? Oh shit.))

"You are the great Extremus? How can it be that a being as powerful and unboring as you is enslaved by others? If you'll let us through, we will set you free, so you can once again make the world more interesting!"

Long shot. Worth a try, before I have to kill it die.

Edit: Sorry for the late update! Somehow I must've missed your last update in the updatedtopics-list.

[NUKE9.13]

I'm not sure that is extremus. If it was, the wall would be on fire, yes? To make it more interesting.

EDIT: I think it's the fairy thing. Extremus being the patron god of fairies. Mr Stonewall is probably also a PALADIN! (WOOSH!)

[Phazer]

he got a point. as he sais my magical masters pointing out that he dont have the highest position that extremus are surely occupying

[Siquo]

((Well, let's just hope he doesn't find out I killed one of his paladins....))

[Vlynndar]

I don't know what to do anymore. Let me bend the truth in creative ways and get out of here. Maybe first visit the commander (?) tent. The one on the right side of the map.

[NUKE9.13]

((Well, let's just hope he doesn't find out I killed one of his paladins....))

YOU WILL BURN FOR YOUR CRIMES. AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOU AND USE YOUR CORPSE AS A ROCKETSKATEBOARD RAMP OVER A MAGMA PIT AND THERE WILL BE SO MUCH JUGGLING THAT THE WORLD EXPLODES