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Author Topic: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!  (Read 83105 times)

JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #945 on: May 29, 2009, 11:13:53 pm »

You can't start a fictional library with my figure of speech.
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Squeegy

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #946 on: May 29, 2009, 11:15:21 pm »

YES I CAN

alright I walk along
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #947 on: May 30, 2009, 01:25:53 am »

Walk to where?
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TheToeBighter98

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #948 on: May 30, 2009, 04:00:55 am »

The worst place imaginable.
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taf_esra

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« Reply #949 on: May 30, 2009, 05:31:18 am »

I've read this entire thread only to be dissapointed that there isn't more. put me on the waiting list please  ;D
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #950 on: May 31, 2009, 07:11:01 pm »

Where's Siquo? That European man is usually around.
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Squeegy

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #951 on: May 31, 2009, 09:41:50 pm »

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NUKE9.13

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #952 on: June 01, 2009, 02:21:22 am »

Zoom to corpse?
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #953 on: June 01, 2009, 02:23:34 am »

Hey, why not get revenge on the bear? Make it your quest for glory.
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JoshuaFH

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #954 on: June 01, 2009, 02:51:12 am »

Zoom to corpse?

But Squeegy isn't dead yet.
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« Reply #955 on: June 01, 2009, 02:58:03 am »

Zoom to corpse?

But Squeegy isn't dead yet.
My corpse.
I want to know if the fairies have finished eating it.
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Siquo

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #956 on: June 01, 2009, 03:25:13 am »

Intermission over: Siquo got hit by a big 3-0.

Search Gnome for useful stuff. Take his hat as well. Up the stairs!
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #957 on: June 01, 2009, 06:00:04 am »

I open the cage with my eyes closed, after hypnotising myself so that I think that if I can't see it, it can't see me. I tell Bill to do the same. Or to hide or run.

Hey, Taf Esra, looks like the waiting list will move up in roughly the next turn ;D
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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #958 on: June 01, 2009, 08:33:54 pm »

Zoom to corpse?



Walk to where?
Fuck if I know!

You walk, and then you walk some more. Then you walk. Then you walkity walk walk walk. To where? Who knows?



You finish walking. You find yourself in a place you've never seen before, a place that seems completely devoid of both light and life. You cannot see the ground or the sky, the only thing you are aware of is yourself, and even then the details are hazy. How you got here, you can't recall.

What do you do?

Intermission over: Siquo got hit by a big 3-0.

Search Gnome for useful stuff. Take his hat as well. Up the stairs!

You search the gnome.

You find an odd magazine.



You'd go upstairs, but the magazine is entrancing, or perhaps confusing.

What do you do?

I open the cage with my eyes closed, after hypnotising myself so that I think that if I can't see it, it can't see me. I tell Bill to do the same. Or to hide or run.

Hey, Taf Esra, looks like the waiting list will move up in roughly the next turn ;D

You hypnotise yourself into believing some nonsense, then you go to unlock the cage. The cage master jumps in front of you!

"What are you doing? Don't touch the cages!"

What do you do?
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taf_esra

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Re: Peasant Adventure! The World of Suffering!
« Reply #959 on: June 01, 2009, 09:05:53 pm »

Oh hell yes the new edition of play gnome. I hope bobblerkins is in this one, he said he wants to do a full body shot.
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